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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
I'd look him/her in the eye, smirk like I know something they don't, and not ask anything.

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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Izzhov posted:

I would wish for a logical impossibility, like that A equal not A, just to see what the gently caress would happen.

You'd be forced sit still for a couple of days while a bored math professor delves into the depths of set theory and fuzzy logic* with you. :v:

*this actually exists

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I'd wish for the next thing I say to be completely, 100%, totally true.

Then I'd say "I'm lying."

What NOW, Mr. Floaty McGeniepants?

"Yes"

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
On a more serious note, I think paragon1 has the best approach. Instead of skirting around the problem of the genie being malicious, his wish tackles the problem head-on.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Cockmaster posted:

I wish that you will not grant this wish.

Your wish has already been granted.

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