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I wish that this wish be granted in a fashion that violates the spirit of the wish in an ironic fashion. e: alt-joke: I wished that the democrats never get another appointee to the Supreme Court for the foreseeable future. The Larch fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Feb 14, 2016 |
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Infinite Karma posted:I wish that my kitchen sink granted wishes, benevolently interpreting them according to the wisher's intent, when any coin was tossed in the water. Your wish is granted, the sink will grant any wish it hears. (Sinks do not have any ears)
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Feb 14, 2016 21:03
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paragon1 posted:I'd wish for the genie to be benevolent towards human life rather than malicious. The genie will now protect all cancer cells from danger forever.
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Feb 25, 2016 00:03
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*PUNCH* posted:I wish for the best hat. For one brief moment you realize the genie subscribes to the notion that bigger is better before the hat collapses into a supermassive black hole and destroys the solar system.
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Mar 22, 2016 14:04
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