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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Izzhov posted:

I would wish for a logical impossibility, like that A equal not A, just to see what the gently caress would happen.

Everything and nothing happens. Your brain is no longer organized in such a way that you can experience it because gravity and electromagnetism have no compelling reason to stay consistent

Matoi Ryuko posted:

NO! I want a BILLION dollars!!

Zimbabwe dollars

My wish is for 3 wishes from the genie with the same rules as the wish I was given. Then, I wish to know how to make a genie wish that specifies my CEV. Then my third wish is whatever I think of after that. Have at it.

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 24, 2016

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Every nuclear warhead in the world to become an equivalent mass of platinum.

Generally speaking, I think we can be sure that any transmutation of atoms from one element to another is going to mean huge nuclear explosions and possibly nuclear winter and that whole EMP shebang that I've heard about.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Guavanaut posted:

The second wish turns you into Eliezer Yudkowsky. You then either have to use your third wish to no longer be Eliezer Yudkowsky or get a wish but remain Eliezer Yudkowsky.

gently caress. jk he seems like a self-actualized person who enjoys his life not the worst malicious genie outcome imo

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