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Here it is. I've had enough. I'm loving sick of beards. Beards are so 2006. To prove this, I'm going to grow one, for the first time ever. Here I am: I am going to grow a beard, to prove that beards are poo poo for assholes. I'm going to observe the following rules: If someone says "Your beard looks nice," I'm going to withdraw from the contest (this is a contest) immediately. They must say precisely that. "Your beard looks nice." If someone who is not my wife, god bless her, has sex with me because I have a beard, I will immediately withdraw from this contest that has no real objective and haven't really been declared. None of this makes any sense, and you can also participate, but who loving cares. gently caress you. I hate you. I hate your beard.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:31 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:48 |
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Mods please sticky
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:33 |
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If you're participating, please post beard progress pictures. If you already have a beard, you will be banned.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:36 |
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Beard progres report: I hope I have more to report next week. lol. WIll update.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:39 |
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OP is clearly only making this thread because his doctor is allowing him to take T supplements again. Please gas.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:54 |
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Larry Parrish posted:OP is clearly only making this thread because his doctor is allowing him to take T supplements again. Please gas. Your beard is poo poo.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 09:59 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:Your beard is poo poo. I will have you know, some man with a t-shirt saying ASK ME ABOUT MY BADASS BEARD told me I had a badass beard, and that I should go to Badass Beards to have it waxed with smells like 'Secret Agent' (orange and sandalwood)
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 10:21 |
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how tall is your wife if she is short she will not like your beard
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 10:22 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I will have you know, some man with a t-shirt saying ASK ME ABOUT MY BADASS BEARD told me I had a badass beard, and that I should go to Badass Beards to have it waxed with smells like 'Secret Agent' (orange and sandalwood) Larry, you're my bro and I love you, but.. It's time to show us you're beard.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 10:36 |
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i spent 4 months growing out a beard a couple years ago and an old retired pilot came up to me and said "son, you should shave. that beard doesn't work on you" and he was right
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 10:55 |
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nice beardo honeypot thread
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 14:43 |
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Nice glasses Egon
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 14:45 |
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Ban op, p&ty
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 14:46 |
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I've been on vacation all week so I haven't shaved. am I allowed to participate or do I need to start over.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 17:40 |
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bless you tori
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 17:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4 e: zen desk robot plz make this video autoplay when this thread is loaded tia
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 18:03 |
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minivanmegafun posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4 (Exclusive)
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 18:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsgWUimfupQ
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 18:31 |
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Elder Postsman posted:I've been on vacation all week so I haven't shaved. am I allowed to participate or do I need to start over. You're in, as long as it's new. Previous beardhavers need not apply.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:23 |
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Today's beard status: Not much going on.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:23 |
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angry_keebler posted:how tall is your wife tori please answer the question it is for a project
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:29 |
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angry_keebler posted:how tall is your wife She's 5'4".
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:31 |
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thank you for helping with the project
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:32 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:She's 5'4". ah, so your beard is already 64 inches??? haha, kablammo!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:35 |
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angry_keebler posted:ah, so your beard is already 64 inches??? You fucker
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:39 |
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if i dont shave then my face feels itchy and i dont look quite as good as i usually do
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:02 |
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Hello. I already have a beard. I'm not gonna fall for that trap.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:33 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I already have a beard. lmao
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:35 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:bless you tori
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:34 |
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Sunday afternoon status: Beard very slightly longer than before.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:36 |
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your beard is growing roughly 20 microns per hour
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:47 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:your beard is growing roughly 20 microns per hour I dunno about that, the picture in the OP was taken after not shaving since Wednesday.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:47 |
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it may vary depending on metabolism etc
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:49 |
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i have both the metabolism and resting heart rate of a tortoise. how fast will mine grow?
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 23:31 |
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hey op, Your beard looks nice.
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:43 |
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contest over, close thread also, angry_keebler posted:ah, so your beard is already 64 inches???
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:44 |
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using the #6 guard i took about 2 inches off the ole face-snuggie this week. time for my summer cut
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:45 |
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best of luck on your chin warmer
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:28 |
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yard salad posted:best of luck on your chin warmer http://www.dx.com/p/vogue-wig-beard-hobo-hat-sloppy-caveman-handmade-knitted-hat-black-423950#.VsErFvmLS0o
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:36 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:48 |
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i had a real cool beard that i got compliments on but i looked too much like i belong to a metal band and i kinda need work so welp
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# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:53 |