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VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

i hope the movie is just terribly composed like worse than battlefield:earth but with something other than dutch angles

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:26

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:55

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Smash it Smash hit posted:

alot of the guns are pointed at different directions. "okay guys heres our strategy just get in a big group and point your guns wherever" "right next to his head? yeah sure why not? shoot right next to hsi head. "

okay we want an even distribution of cops and soldiers, so we'll have a line of cops, then a line of soldiers, then another line of cops, and then some more soldiers

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:27

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

VectorSigma posted:

i hope the movie is just terribly composed like worse than battlefield:earth but with something other than dutch angles

wish... granted

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Feb 17, 2016

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:28

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

reallivedinosaur posted:

Cops and army guys are just randomly scattered together pointing their guns at something with really bored looks on their faces, there's nobody in the background or any general commotion and this looks like it was filmed at some frogurt shop parking lot.

Sorry guys but I can't get excited to pay 20 dollars to see this movie to find out why not even the extras seem to give a gently caress and see some more god awful boring sitcom grade set design from Paul Feig and crew.

Am willing to miss the comedy experience of a lifetime.

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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:30

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

i still maintain enough suspension of disbelief to hope that shot is just some crap they threw together at the last minute

i already know it will be terrible, but that was late-90's videogame fmv cutscene terrible in HD

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:37

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

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spawn('NYPD.white.male',15)
spawn('NYPD.black.male',3)

i loving swear this is a composite shot and there is just 8 dudes multiplied

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:39

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Since I first heard about this I have the feeling this movie is secretly financed by somebody who really, really hated Ghostbusters and doesn't care about losing money.

If you want a third Ghostbuster movie, play that Ghostbuster game that came out a while ago. It even has all the original actors voicing their parts and is pretty well put together. As close to a third movie as you're ever going to get.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:43

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

VectorSigma posted:

i hope the movie is just terribly composed like worse than battlefield:earth but with something other than dutch angles

It's Paul Fieg. I just hope he figures out what the word "Composition" means at some point in his life.

"Ok, just point the camera at McCarthy. McCarthy, poo poo yourself. Ok that's a rap."

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:49

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Composition? No, we don't need any. We're just going to use whatever poo poo Nikki Minaj and Beyonce have out for the soundtrack.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:51

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Mange Mite posted:

now look up the owners and executives of these companies. you might notice something

God drat how embarrassing it must be for CBS when they have their shadowy secret cabal meetings. The other evil megacorps have the likes of the Wall Street Journal, Pixar, and CNN. On CBS's illustrious list we have such heavy hitters as The Smithsonian Channel, Jeopardy, and 60 Minutes.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:57

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

counterfeitsaint posted:

God drat how embarrassing it must be for CBS when they have their shadowy secret cabal meetings. The other evil megacorps have the likes of the Wall Street Journal, Pixar, and CNN. On CBS's illustrious list we have such heavy hitters as The Smithsonian Channel, Jeopardy, and 60 Minutes.

"Mwahahaha, and then we'll have Trebek act smug when a contestant mispronounces a question! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:06

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

counterfeitsaint posted:

God drat how embarrassing it must be for CBS when they have their shadowy secret cabal meetings. The other evil megacorps have the likes of the Wall Street Journal, Pixar, and CNN. On CBS's illustrious list we have such heavy hitters as The Smithsonian Channel, Jeopardy, and 60 Minutes.

well they also own Simon & Schuster, Charles Scribner's Sons, and Pocket Books but nobody's heard of print publishing so it's not on that graphic

# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:15

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I thought Jeopardy aired on ABC which is owned by Gisnep :confused:

# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:23

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

we really didn't need a ghostbusters reboot but because it's a genderflipped cast they've managed to bake in a percentage of critics who will be apologists for it no matter how bad it is

# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:30

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Mange Mite posted:

Doesn't CBS's digital division own GameSpot? Seems like it would be a more relevant inclusion on their list.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 17:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

C-Euro posted:

Doesn't CBS's digital division own GameSpot? Seems like it would be a more relevant inclusion on their list.

I didnt know GameSpot still existed

# ? Feb 17, 2016 18:19

Double Monocle: Sep 4, 2008; Smug as fuck.

Fabricated posted:

we really didn't need a ghostbusters reboot but because it's a genderflipped cast they've managed to bake in a percentage of critics who will be apologists for it no matter how bad it is

How much do you want to bet there is some dude who is like "you cant bust the ghosts.. your girls! you need to do girly things!"

# ? Feb 17, 2016 19:13

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

so this trailer is an ironic parody of other trailers right?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 19:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

a hole-y ghost posted:

so this trailer is an ironic parody of other trailers right?

Of course it is. The slow piano playing. A bunch of "action scenes" for a comedy about busting ghosts. Honestly, it's a pretty funny parody.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 19:58

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

lol imagine if they flexed their muscles an their clotehs ripped to shreds can you imagine? lol it would be weird haha.

lol stop im getting a bonar

# ? Feb 17, 2016 20:02

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I probably will not see this movie. I can't really think of a reason I'd want to see this particular movie. I saw the original movies when I was a kid but have no feelings about them either, one way or the other. That is all. Well see ya.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 20:06

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Of course it is. The slow piano playing. A bunch of "action scenes" for a comedy about busting ghosts. Honestly, it's a pretty funny parody.

ok thanks for clearing that up, since i'm from GBS i have a hard time "getting" "irony."

# ? Feb 17, 2016 20:09

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Fabricated posted:

we really didn't need a ghostbusters reboot but because it's a genderflipped cast they've managed to bake in a percentage of critics who will be apologists for it no matter how bad it is

# ? Feb 17, 2016 20:53

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

Who did they call with their iPhones?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 20:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Bundle of Keys posted:

Who did they call with their iPhones?

No one. They bricked it by playing with the date settings.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 21:01

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

it won't be long till they turn ghostbusters...into box office busters!

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:10

Fire Barrel: Mar 28, 2010

Teasers for trailers are pretty dumb, but you'd have to be dumber to actually think that this movie is going to be a gritty reboot.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:14

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

An all female cast of Predator, but with mega buff ladies..... now that's something I would watch.

Send in all pregnant women and the Predators know what the gently caress to do

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:16

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Fabricated posted:

we really didn't need a ghostbusters reboot but because it's a genderflipped cast they've managed to bake in a percentage of critics who will be apologists for it no matter how bad it is

there were people in the last thread who were having meltdowns over the fact that people dared to judge a movie before theyd seen it so yeah

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:22

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

Liked Bridesmaids okay. The Heat sorta ruled.

I'm not SUPER jazzed for this, but I also hate the /pol/-MRS horseshit hate parade that's been raining down on this.

My bet is that the movie will be more or less fine.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

My guess is it'll just be another middling reboot offering. Has there been a good one besides Batman (sort of)?

edit:
Oh! I liked the remake of 3:10 to Yuma. Does that count?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:42

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

No one. They bricked it by playing with the date settings.

2spooky

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:51

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

My guess is it'll just be another middling reboot offering. Has there been a good one besides Batman (sort of)?

edit:
Oh! I liked the remake of 3:10 to Yuma. Does that count?

I think some people thought the evil dead remake a couple years ago was alright, although I thought it was meh.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:55

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

TheWeepingHorse posted:

My bet is that the movie will be more or less fine.

I had hope, until I saw this:

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:56

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

spacetoaster posted:

I had hope, until I saw this:

Make way for soccer mom ghostbusters!

# ? Feb 17, 2016 22:57

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Junior Jr. posted:

Make way for soccer mom ghostbusters!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMoeS4Cu9qo

# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:00

Kernel Monsoon: Jul 18, 2006

The movie needs to end with Dan Aykroyd in full ghostbuster attire bursting into their chinatown HQ with a cease and desist letter for unauthorized franchising of the Ghostbusters name.

But no, they wasted their cameo by making him a cab driver who says "I aint afraid of no ghost" or something equally cringeworthy.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:03

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

This movie will never be judged on it's own merits, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:13

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Fabricated posted:

we really didn't need a ghostbusters reboot but because it's a genderflipped cast they've managed to bake in a percentage of critics who will be apologists for it no matter how bad it is

# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:15

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

I hope slimer fucks a lady slimer.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:19

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