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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

same

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
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US Navy Pizza

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I think you're confused: that is clearly a spread of crunchy poop on stale bread.

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?
After switching from Army to Navy, I've had nothing but great great food. :v: :denmark:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

definitely done this with a few frozen pizzas

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The quality of the chow hall is directly proportional to how much of the senior leadership eats there.


The chowhall at Iwakuni was loving amazing except dinner which universally sucked. Which was ok because the soba shop was right down the road from it :dance:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


MRE pizza looking good.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


The joke is that she is cheating on her deployed husband.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The joke is that she is cheating on her deployed husband.
The phone actually belongs to the man in the second panel. She thought it was hers.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

You ever have one of those days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll5_pxfGXXw

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ah poo poo on a shingle, a fine naval tradition

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape

Man, is it just the US that puts deluge foam fire extinguishers everywhere? Yes! Spray the inferno with basically a garden hose! It's totally helping!

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

ah poo poo on a shingle, a fine naval tradition

The cooks put rice on pizza once. Before they put it in the oven.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mad Dragon posted:

The cooks put rice on pizza once. Before they put it in the oven.

do don like crunh pizza????

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Daughter sent him those stickers.

That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

holocaust bloopers posted:

Daddy sent him those stickers.

That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Daughter sent him those stickers.

That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

You're not making it any better

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hang all nobles.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
What are you talking about, that guy owns. Dude's a squadron commander who said, "gently caress it, I'm rolling with a three inch Hello Kitty decal on my stock."



Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear posted:

Hang all nobles.

It'd be worth it just to watch you enlisted do something properly for once

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

It'd be worth it just to watch you enlisted do something properly for once

We'd go at it with the zeal and competency of this hero.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Pesticide20 posted:

We'd go at it with the zeal and competency of this hero.

a loving e-8; big surprise

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
whatever else the army tries to, and regularly does fool itself into believing, the only people who aren't a cancer on the constitution and all efforts to obey & defend it are E3s thru E7s and the rare O2/O3

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

"MSgt Woods" posted:

I want to put in a good word for those G.I.s who helped me... they all did swell.... I am trying to get [them] a promotion....

dude's cool in my book

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Zeris posted:

whatever else the army tries to, and regularly does fool itself into believing, the only people who aren't a cancer on the constitution and all efforts to obey & defend it are E3s thru E7s and the rare O2/O3

I've met some pretty cool O-5s but they were grizzled balls of seething hatred for all other officers

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

a loving e-8; big surprise

Good Conduct Medal :lol:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Dude loses his leg shooting a lawnmower full of tannerite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

Not much in the video but yeah

Try to guess the state

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Texas!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'll go for alabama

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.
It's Florida or Germany

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

TCD posted:

It's Florida or Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWojvo6RKoQ

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
it ain't the weekend until I spray my buddies with my blood

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Georgia

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

TCD posted:

It's Florida or Germany


dang, Georgia

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

that was going to be my guess, either state or country

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

man loveline use to be good

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hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
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Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
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B-1B aileron roll

https://gfycat.com/SecondhandUnkemptChinchilla.gifv

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