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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

That is goddamn impressive for an aircraft of considerable bulk.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

That is goddamn impressive for an aircraft of considerable bulk.

Especially since it was carrying your mom

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
that's all you got, ivy league?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

Especially since it was carrying your mom

Plot twist it is your mom!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

that's all you got, ivy league?

I didn't want to take away from your killer new potential ad that emphasizes severity of cargo handled so muscularly by the B-1

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Moms love variable-geometry wings

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Moms love to go low and fast

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
click here to find out how the b1 can do a barrel roll. moms love it!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Moms love to loiter over their target

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Moms are waiting for your call in the middle of the night

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Moms cost less per hour than some other popular options

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

that's all you got, ivy league?

he's too busy porking your sister

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
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Massive artillery demonstration from NK

https://gfycat.com/InfiniteWelltodoHanumanmonkey.gifv

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"NK launches massive attack on ocean in retaliation for sinking their submarine."

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
so how many more minutes of ammunition do you think they have left now

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
...waiting for the announcement that those were intercontinental nuclear artillery shells...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mmm I'm dreaming of gun runs on those positions... :flashfap:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Naked Bear posted:

Mmm I'm dreaming of gun runs on those positions... :flashfap:

Just a few A-10s, BBBRRRRRRTTTTing through them, with a few F/A-18s coming behind and sprinking CBUs on the bullet riddled remains

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

hostile apostle posted:

Massive artillery demonstration from NK


That seems like a terrible place to position artillery

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
I like to think all those self-propelled guns were towed there by horses because they used all their fuel for the year on that rocket.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Just a few A-10s, BBBRRRRRRTTTTing through them, with a few F/A-18s coming behind and sprinking CBUs on the bullet riddled remains

drat, came to post this.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Generation Internet posted:

I like to think all those self-propelled guns were towed there by horses because they used all their fuel for the year on that rocket.

hahaha horses you think they haven't eaten all the horses

why use animals when you have tiny malnourished men

millions of them.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Hot Karl Marx posted:

so how many more minutes of ammunition do you think they have left now

They're actually supposed to have about 3 or 4 hours worth believe it or not.

They've supposedly got more than that again, but at that point logistics, and artillery pieces just falling the gently caress apart become (more) serious issues.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I wonder how many shots before the guns break.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

MA-Horus posted:

hahaha horses you think they haven't eaten all the horses

why use animals when you have tiny malnourished men

millions of them.

Real talk: I read an account from some dude on the forums who visited North Korea a few years back, he said the only animals he saw were oxen being used for work. Not even any stray birds or poo poo, presumably they'd all been eaten.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Get a haircut, hippie.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OHAvMgQHcc

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Yeeeeaaaaah I would play the poo poo out of that Lego game

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Duke Chin posted:

Yeeeeaaaaah I would play the poo poo out of that Lego game

Needs more horses thou...

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

they were trying to execute a guy they stranded on a life raft

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
buy one boom, get more booms free:

http://i.imgur.com/PF3HTGQ.gifv

The Orgasm Sanction
Dec 30, 2006

Svelte
Does anyone have that link to the Biden/Mushroom Cloud youtube vid? The one with Turbonegro. TIA

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

That is goddamn impressive for an aircraft of considerable bulk.



Show some pride in your heritage, man :colbert:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Dead Reckoning posted:



Show some pride in your heritage, man :colbert:

Tex Johnson knew how to sell airplanes.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Prequel was better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKG77Viaqk

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Unf.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Hello :eyepop:

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Belleau Wood is great

why yes we Americans know that a war has raged for 4 years, but hell no did we pay attention to the tactics used, poo poo looks like San Juan Hill to me CHAAAAAARGE

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