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Dec 31, 2010

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ch3cooh posted:

I saw some circular chem trails over Mosul yesterday. I thought they had to be laid out in grids...

:yum:

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Dec 31, 2010

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C2 KREW WHADDUP :respek:

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Dec 31, 2010

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Was not taught that method in SERE.

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Dec 31, 2010

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If only time machines existed and the instructor made the sobbing Lt nurse do that instead of having her skin the dead bun bun.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I killed the rabbit by swinging down on the back of its neck up towards the skull using a hefty stick. Quick and humane.

Now the Intel dude who dispatched goose whipped that motherfucker from the neck.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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You can google it. It's a quick snap using the goose's body as a weight to force the neck break.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Daughter sent him those stickers.

That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

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Dec 31, 2010

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That is goddamn impressive for an aircraft of considerable bulk.

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Dec 31, 2010

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that's all you got, ivy league?

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Dec 31, 2010

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Moms love variable-geometry wings

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Dec 31, 2010

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Dead Reckoning posted:



Show some pride in your heritage, man :colbert:

Tex Johnson knew how to sell airplanes.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Welp

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Dec 31, 2010

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We all served with an Abu Hajaar

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Dec 31, 2010

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Abu Hajaar you boot mother-fucker

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Dec 31, 2010

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Abu Hajaar cannot be replaced.

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Dec 31, 2010

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gently caress that's horrifying.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'm going through my old flying photos. This one is particularly stunning.

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Dec 31, 2010

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:eyepop:

Airplanes are so cool

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Dec 31, 2010

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http://i.imgur.com/InK2qaj.gifv

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Dec 31, 2010

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Jets and guns are cool as gently caress. But I challenge anyone to come up with anything better than a shockwave spreading across a field or crowded plaza, wiping out everything in its way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjRqbOOq_pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsplkkIdaU

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Left you all a nice geocache in momma whip's fart hole

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Dec 31, 2010

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hostile apostle posted:

He gone

https://gfycat.com/ClearcutInfatuatedAnemone

Don't kick random poo poo in the middle east

That's pure cosmic comedy. No other way putting it.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Big jets doing low level is cool as heck

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Dec 31, 2010

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n4i probably knows what pornhub scene this is

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Dec 31, 2010

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Take away here is to not purchase CIA-operated aircraft.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Pesticide20 posted:

Does someone have the write-up for that? I remember it being pretty great

That Herk flew CIA operations for a while, and as a result of its rather cloak and dagger service history, had its maintenance records classified or kept off of any official books.

The outfit that bought this Herk was none the wiser to any of this. They were flying a C-130 that was an absolute mystery records-wise.

What exactly wasn't known, I'm not aware of. The details were enough to hide a highly stressed or cracked wing box.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Holy poo poo those are the dopest travel vouchers ever.

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Dec 31, 2010

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CommieGIR posted:

Its a war crime. You advocated for it. And you're let your emotions get to you and allowed yourself to take actions that directly contradict your standards. People have been court martialed for less, and have shot up villages for less.

You are better than this.

Hey so while you're right on a purely ethical and legal stand point, shut the gently caress up anyway.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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do not periscope razing afghani villages

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Dec 31, 2010

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Mike-o posted:

I typed up a long dumb care post and then deleted it so I'll just summarize: I've got a lot of loving issues that I know most of you are more than aware and have experienced yourselves, and I'm sorry for making GBS threads up the thread dudes. I miss my Iraq war buddies, and I'm never going to be closer to anyone in my life than any of them because of what we went through, so yeah I've got a lot of very strong feelings about all that. Again, sorry for the dumb gay meltdown because of sad/angry brains.

Please post more nukes because gently caress this gay earth.

You're good dude. None of that was you.

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Dec 31, 2010

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So like do those guys gotta adjust the gun for the next round considering it lept back about 3 feet?

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Dec 31, 2010

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zombieswithblenders posted:

I have some photos of a F-4 Phantom that was forgotten by time. Anyone care to see?

Yes

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Dec 31, 2010

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Mike-o posted:

I'd re-enlist.

It would be as close as we could get to Fallout raiders too.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I like the idea of a Mad Max-ed out Abrams tank. Warboys hanging off the side tossing explosive spears onto hiluxes, spitting Jet-A into a firewalled turbine screaming for the embrace of Valhalla.

120mm smooth bore, all rifled and smoking.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Replace? Add on the GAU-8.

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Dec 31, 2010

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VikingSkull posted:

not much room on the exterior what with all the bodies on pikes

Not a problem with a second turret stacked on top.

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Dec 31, 2010

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George Miller, I hope you're reading this.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Every warboy has the choice of surrendering their mortal presence by road combat or an A-10 gun run.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Booblord Zagats posted:

I would join this military

Only two ranks: witnessed and the living.

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