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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^Is that Hill?



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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
A couple of recent pics from work.







And gently caress Microsoft for not including any resizing capability in Windows 10. :wtc:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If you're gonna die you might as well do it with your dick in your hand. That monkey knew what was up.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Every idiot willing to swim in Lake Stanley Draper, for starters.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Landing somewhere green? Does not compute.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I hear it's where they hide all the porn.

No, the ceiling panels are removable though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Unfortunately that was exactly what i expected to be.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm guessing you're not supposed to crush the ribs. How strong is a rabbit ribcage?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ugh, my group had a retard future SERE instructor so he wanted to show how gung-ho he was and kept volunteering for everything and trying to do it all himself. Except rationing his food, he somehow ran out a day before we done in the field and was begging from everyone, even other groups when we ran into them.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's kind of what I was thinking about. Bone shards seem like a great way to perforate everything. I guess swinging it over your head like a buzz saw signal is the way to go. Or even better, tie your glow stick to it and do both.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I killed the rabbit by swinging down on the back of its neck up towards the skull using a hefty stick. Quick and humane.

That's what we were taught as well. When you hold it upside down by the feet, don't let them touch...the rabbit will flip the gently caress out if its feet are pinned together but ours calmed down immediately when they were separated by the guy's finger.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

TheMightyZang posted:

We were taught just to pull its head straight off, then dip it in water so it's easier to de feather. Then remove innards like you would any poultry before cracking it open like butterfly chicken.
Instructor also showed us how to 'hypnotise' the chicken by drawing a line in the dirt in front of it.
Highlight of the class was someone wanting to kill the chicken in accordance with the Koran, cue him trying to slit its throat with the bluntest knife ever seen, no amount of hypnotism made that chicken calm down.

I want to know more about each of these statements.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's just someone who figured out how far behind the speaker's 3-9 line and how deep in the crowd you have to be to avoid hiding how little you give a gently caress. Bad luck there was a camera though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That sure looks like A-10 fire, or is that :thejoke: ?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Stand off distance for B-53 runs is pretty loving far. And those are 250 or 500 pounders.

The audio is weird, then.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Brown Moses posted:

Yeah, I was just glad I was already dead inside when I saw that one.

We may have upset Russia a little since our last Bellingcat report, so we made a video about their response

https://twitter.com/bellingcat/status/708667409687834624

When did Baghdad Bob move to Russia?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Naked Bear posted:

what the gently caress was that

Better than anything I hear on the 4 stations I get out here in the sticks.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I can't wait to see a sea of these marching under President Trump's orders.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's on page 10, so I think you're good.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yep, with a guy giving a thumbs-up and a story about a DUI accident that ends with someone jerking off in front of the cops.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

a loving e-8; big surprise

Good Conduct Medal :lol:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
...waiting for the announcement that those were intercontinental nuclear artillery shells...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stare:

So loving good.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's like a problem-solving, team-based obstacle course.

I don't know what that actual "test" is.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Naked Bear posted:

Those obstacle courses are always retarded. They're supposed to be "team-building" exercises and probably have a specific scenario or setup in mind, but instead they just induce a lot of frustration because whichever idiot was leading PT that day thought, "hey, let's do something cool and different!"

Many of them have one specific solution. The course at Maxwell has a few that are basically repeats of another obstacle...very similar situation, same solution.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Many? All. Having been through that exact course too many times, I am completely certain that they write the solution that they want and then back a problem and description on to it, just like everything else at SOS. The lack of consistency in the obstacle materials is the most aggrivating part. That, or people who don't know what they are doing going rouge and trying to implement their own plan in the middle of an obstacle, like your sister taking her twentieth stroke on a mini-golf hole she refuses to give up on.

That's what I thought too, but I only went through I think 3 of those things and two of them were the exact same problem/solution wrapped in a slightly differently. (lean these poles together and put the long one reaching from the stack to the destination and crawl across without falling in the water/rocks)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Sho nuff.
Full clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uyTFPwSXUI

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Foxtrot Alpha to the rescue. With pictures, even.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

paradrops into enemy territory tend to be disgustingly bloody. literally every opposed paradrop in history shows this. but on the plus side it means more dead airborne, hooah?

Same for amphibious landings, yet we still have the USMC.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hold other people's children?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Reverand maynard posted:

amphibious landings are still decent for dealing with third world dictatorships as they'll likely be unopposed.

Certainly worth having a dedicated branch of the loving military, then.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You don't waste a hilux on a suicide run, you use it for everything else.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
As much as I love that video, this version is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duke Chin posted:

So we're looking at ~$116.85 in that gif there.

I'd do it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Why the gently caress would you bother overlaying unrelated audio? I'm pretty sure that drone isn't in the middle of crowd of 20 dudes.

I'd like to see the aftermath though, and the one on the left, too.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: drat near tagged their own drone.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I can't even tell what the purpose of that is.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Was that a dud or just not a direct enough hit to detonate? Edit: Or kinetic only, I guess.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Why is the CJCS involved?

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Unified Commands do not fall under the Joint Chiefs. I didn't notice Dempsey in the NSC line, but you're right about that. He shouldn't be in the diagonal line though, if this is a chain of command representation.

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