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Precious flower [PRONOUN] always a victim, back to his [PRONOUN] partner who threatened to sue the Pleasant Hill Police Department for $90 million because they pulled her over and she assaulted [PRONOUN] significant other and I had to bail her rear end out at 3:30 AM and the bonds[PRONOUN] couldn't understand a word [PRONOUN] said because [PRONOUN]'s voice was far too high and squeaky. And yes I am pissed.
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hahahahahaha Rip Lowtax, 1999-2016 Please tell the full story if you will
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Have either of them settled on a gender yet, even a made up tumblr one?
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what was the whole toilet paper fiasco
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why did you HAVE to bail her out? why not leave her there for her family to deal with?
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did you two ever kiss? e: its for my fanfic
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What do you think will finally break her hypno-hold over Shmorky?
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I miss flash tub 
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Wait, he went back to her after all that? Are you serious?
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where can i donate money and blaankets and canned goods to him?
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Lunixnerd posted:Have either of them settled on a gender yet, even a made up tumblr one?
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is shmorky even capable of talking in a normal voice anymore? like physically capable
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Go home lowtax, you're drunk
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Lowtax, do you miss the old days when Shmorky was cool and did flash tub?
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scott zoloft posted:why did you HAVE to bail her out? why not leave her there for her family to deal with?
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Whats the most exotic place shmorky has ever visited?
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what is shmorky
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That Robot posted:Lowtax, do you miss the old days when Shmorky was cool and did flash tub?
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I thought they lived in like a different state now?
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Shouldn't this go in E/N?
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Parallax Scroll posted:is shmorky even capable of talking in a normal voice anymore? like physically capable
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Lowtax posted:Wait, why am I dead There's a crazy woman on the loose and she knows where you live, you know, standard horror movie fare.
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when was the first time you made love did shmorky make you dress as a klurf
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flerp posted:did you two ever kiss?
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naem posted:I miss flash tub learn how to animate and it will come back
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Man, last night, I watched your Stalked@Home video, and I miss when you seemed to associate Shmorky with "fun". I hope this stuff works out in the end, with or without the friendship intact. How pissed is your wife, though?
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Lowtax posted:Yes, back when he wasn't obsessed with gender poo poo how long did it take him to nosedive in sanity? was it all because of that girl or was this a slow decline, like the Roman Empire with more pronouns?
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Lowtax posted:No. He claimed "a doctor" said he needed to start talking in his "normal" voice or else his vocal cords would "go out" even though he never saw a doctor or had a car. that's like when i was a kid and my mom told me if i kept swallowing air and burping it would rupture my esophagus but really she just wanted me to stop doing it
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Robo Reagan posted:when was the first time you made love did shmorky make you dress as a klurf
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Who is Shmorky, what is this drama about, I don't have time to read saclopedia and old threads, I want every nugget pin pointed in a time line for my convenience
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I enjoyed that person's silly flash videos. Sorry to hear they went all crazytown bananapants.
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That Robot posted:how long did it take him to nosedive in sanity? was it all because of that girl or was this a slow decline, like the Roman Empire with more pronouns?
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Lowtax posted:Precious flower [PRONOUN] always a victim, back to his [PRONOUN] partner who threatened to sue the Pleasant Hill Police Department for $90 million because they pulled her over and she assaulted [PRONOUN] significant other and I had to bail her rear end out at 3:30 AM and the bonds[PRONOUN] couldn't understand a word [PRONOUN] said because [PRONOUN]'s voice was far too high and squeaky. So this is the second time you had to bail her out, right? Do you know if she found out about Shmorky leaking audio of one of their fights? That was hosed up (and hilarious).
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How big is your penis?
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If you punched Shmorky unexpectedly would he scream in his normal voice or his tumblr voice?
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Takoluka posted:Man, last night, I watched your Stalked@Home video, and I miss when you seemed to associate Shmorky with "fun". I hope this stuff works out in the end, with or without the friendship intact.
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https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/700284075496513536 Nice while it lasted, Smorky.
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Friends go their own way and find their way back ITT. adorable.
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