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Darkman Fanpage posted:Why are you so whiny? The SJ people are the whiners. We're better off without them around.
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Does schmorktoberfest put the toilet paper on the roll with the paper on top or on bottom?
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Feb 19, 2016 15:52
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I know I reused that one but my phone autocorrected "schmorky" to "schmorktoberfest"
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Feb 19, 2016 15:53
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Merdifex posted:whining
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Spanish Manlove posted:Does schmorktoberfest put the toilet paper on the roll with the paper on top or on bottom? over the top tp is loving monstrous, mandatory death penalty for over the toppers
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Isaac posted:Did anyone ever play that game "the shiva" and the last boss fight is rabbi vs rabbi and you can only land punches after the other rabbi dosent answer a question with a question? Yes, it was amazing.
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Feb 19, 2016 16:02
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Is there a SomethingAwful phone number the rest of us goons can call when we need to get bailed out of jail? I like this idea....Lowtax was talking a few weeks back about "value added" services for a monthly fee. Maybe the top tier of this could be "retard insurance" where Lowtax comes and gets you out of jail, anywhere in the world.
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Feb 19, 2016 16:10
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Serious questions, looks like there's some poo poo going on but I'll be damned if I know what. Who is shmorky Why do people hate shmorky
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Feb 19, 2016 16:14
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henpod posted:Serious questions, looks like there's some poo poo going on but I'll be damned if I know what. here you go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459
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Feb 19, 2016 16:31
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henpod posted:Serious questions, looks like there's some poo poo going on but I'll be damned if I know what. You are a 2008 reg for christ sake. http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1279 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=shmorky e: Oh and that....I kinda forgot about the actual real reason for this thread.
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Feb 19, 2016 16:31
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welp y'know sometimes your friends go certifiably loving crazy and do not really want to be helped into a state on non-insanity so what are you going to do? It's sad, but there's not a whole hell of a lot you can do sometimes just remember and be grateful for the better times and move on man; nobody has all that much time on this rock in a relative sense so make good use of it
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Feb 19, 2016 16:36
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that's not a human voice what the gently caress
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Feb 19, 2016 16:38
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Slugnoid posted:that's not a human voice what the gently caress remember me Lowtax? When I killed Gaming Garbage I talked just... like... THIS!!!
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Feb 19, 2016 16:40
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Lowtax please consider doing some more gaming garbage videos; they were amusing even up 'till the end IMO
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Feb 19, 2016 16:45
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henpod posted:Serious questions, looks like there's some poo poo going on but I'll be damned if I know what. people don't necessarily "hate" shmorky as much as they have a lot of dirt on him (though it's pretty well-aired dirt at this point in time). because they know he was a diaper furfag who did fleshlight banner ads for the Stile Project and then much later did this genderfluid thing with the weird voice, this gives strangers the world over the latitude to be smug and lovely about him, because, ha ha, THEY'RE not former diaper furfags who did fleshlight banner ads for the Stile Project and then much later did this genderfluid thing with the weird voice it's not so much a public beating as it is a grandstanding display of "look at me, and see how much better i am than this person" Monkey Fracas posted:Lowtax please consider doing some more gaming garbage videos; they were amusing even up 'till the end IMO ain't gonna be poo poo without shmorky the videos where it's rich being cranky by himself suck
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http://www.autoaim.org/mandy_craycray.jpg I dunno. She seems perfectly fine and mentally stable to me. Shmorklurf found himself a winner there. Edit: Gaah! I have no idea why, but the IMG tagging seems to not work? Are her psychic powers blocking them?  Edit 2: Dafuq? I can't [img] link to anything from my site, but [url] tags still work? Something up with SA at the moment? autoaim.cfg fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Feb 19, 2016 |
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Feb 19, 2016 16:47
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Booblord Zagats posted:I bet it sounds like Brainy Smurf trying to move furniture that Linda Blair is still sitting on and not at all happy about it That is a hell of a mental image
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cram me sideways posted:ain't gonna be poo poo without shmorky yeah needs to be someone to bounce conversation/ideas off of pretty hard to be amusing just by yourself grab Slowbeef or Putty or someone and make them do it; I dunno there's an entire subforum of people who love to talk over games right over there -->
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cram me sideways posted:people don't necessarily "hate" shmorky as much as they have a lot of dirt on him (though it's pretty well-aired dirt at this point in time). because they know he was a diaper furfag who did fleshlight banner ads for the Stile Project and then much later did this genderfluid thing with the weird voice, this gives strangers the world over the latitude to be smug and lovely about him, because, ha ha, THEY'RE not former diaper furfags who did fleshlight banner ads for the Stile Project and then much later did this genderfluid thing with the weird voice does he do the voice thing on purpose? I assumed it must have been some medical thing
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Lowtax: Do you think this could have all been kept from happening if Schmorky would just Avoid the Noid?
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Shmorkywife liked me a lot for some reason and talked to me constantly, although I rarely spoke back. Usually just ramblings about the Rothchilds, the Jews, poo poo like that. I saw her slipping in recent months and it was tragic because she wouldn't get help. Then this poo poo melted down and it was just a sad train wreck for a while, but she refuses to get help so I eventually had to block her on Facebook. She started posting my name in her statuses and poo poo when I didn't reply to her messages anymore; she'd just post the messages to me as statuses. She wanted me to come meet her and Shmorky and "two friends who will be here anytime you can make it to Spokane". Needless to say I didn't plan on going, but it was troubling at the time and got creepier as time went on. And to address a point I've seen asked several times itt, most goons don't actually touch the poop in this case; the poop comes after us and touches us repeatedly. She seeks people out whom she has never spoken with before and drops these messages on them. At first it's believable, troubling poo poo, but then she starts saying poo poo like "Lowtax is a pedophile" and it gets loving ridiculous and loving wrong. Good luck with this Mr. Tax, you and your family don't deserve this. I genuinely feel bad for her but at the end of the day, as somebody with my own mental illnesses, you've gotta take care of yourself because if you don't and you're as bad-off as her you're sort of an rear end in a top hat. Lowtax do you acknowledge Shmorky's right to exist? I'm gonna try to work out peace between you two.
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MustelaFuro posted:What I can't conceive of is what about this abusive and controlling woman makes Schmorky feel they belongs with her. Is it like Shmorky feels a sense of consistency or certainty in being with someone who treats them like poo poo? Does Shmorky think they doesn't deserve to be treated well? I don't get it, but it makes me sad. She has hypnotic powers.
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And I'm loving baffled about why people are calling a person abusive and controlling when it seems like they can barely feed themselves.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:remember me Lowtax? When I killed Gaming Garbage I talked just... like... THIS!!!
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Keg posted:And I'm loving baffled about why people are calling a person abusive and controlling when it seems like they can barely feed themselves. Because emotional abusive and hyper codependent people make the people in their lives feel responsible for their very well being and force them in to highly uncomfortable and sometimes even dangerous situations. They realize how to milk a situation and other people's emotions and finances just right to create a constant environment of calamity that feeds their own need for attention and martyrdom/victimhood.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:08
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Merdifex posted:The SJ people are the whiners. We're better off without them around. You are a broke brain weirdo that posts earnestly in the PYF "dark enlightenment" thread.
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Shmorkywife liked me a lot for some reason and talked to me constantly, although I rarely spoke back. Usually just ramblings about the Rothchilds, the Jews, poo poo like that. I saw her slipping in recent months and it was tragic because she wouldn't get help. Then this poo poo melted down and it was just a sad train wreck for a while, but she refuses to get help so I eventually had to block her on Facebook. She started posting my name in her statuses and poo poo when I didn't reply to her messages anymore; she'd just post the messages to me as statuses. She wanted me to come meet her and Shmorky and "two friends who will be here anytime you can make it to Spokane". Needless to say I didn't plan on going, but it was troubling at the time and got creepier as time went on. so joining the facebook goons group just got another reason to never join it
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Booblord Zagats posted:Because emotional abusive and hyper codependent people make the people in their lives feel responsible for their very well being and force them in to highly uncomfortable and sometimes even dangerous situations. They realize how to milk a situation and other people's emotions and finances just right to create a constant environment of calamity that feeds their own need for attention and martyrdom/victimhood. You're making her out to be a mastermind when the American government has deemed her unfit to work because she is a retard.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:12
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:remember me Lowtax? When I killed Gaming Garbage I talked just... like... THIS!!! The videos with his daughter are amazing. She's like a tiny Lowtax when it comes to internet humour.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:12
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Keg posted:You're making her out to be a mastermind when the American government has deemed her unfit to work because she is a retard. I was talking about Schmorky. Yeah, she's just a wack job with delusions of grandeur. Poor thing needs help in a bad way
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Booblord Zagats posted:I was talking about Schmorky. Yeah, she's just a wack job with delusions of grandeur. Poor thing needs help in a bad way Oh yeah Shmorky is definitely the shithead in this situation. Thought you were talking about the other person.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:16
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:remember me Lowtax? When I killed Gaming Garbage I talked just... like... THIS!!! i made this joke in the last thread you lousy theif!
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Keg posted:Oh yeah Shmorky is definitely the shithead in this situation. Thought you were talking about the other person.
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Cowman posted:so joining the facebook goons group just got another reason to never join it There are like a million goon groups and they're all bad and circlejerky.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:21
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Putty posted:i made this joke in the last thread you lousy theif! I prefer to think of it as a coincidentally evolved joke mng posted:There are like a million goon groups and they're all bad and circlejerky. as bad as goons are on the forums things start to get really weird in goon groups outside the forums
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Putty posted:i made this joke in the last thread you lousy theif! Just be happy that it's too good for one thread 
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Feb 19, 2016 17:28
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Cowman posted:so joining the facebook goons group just got another reason to never join it idk if you're into watching meltdowns and neckbeards trying desperately to one-up one another you should join.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:29
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meltdowns are fun to watch on the forums where people have dumb avatars and no real name attached. It gets sad on Facebook.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:31
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:idk if you're into watching meltdowns and neckbeards trying desperately to one-up one another you should join. On the other hand, that sounds like the kind of thing that leads to "poop touching"
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Booblord Zagats posted:On the other hand, that sounds like the kind of thing that leads to "poop touching" Yeah but you get to watch the poop touch other poop. mng posted:meltdowns are fun to watch on the forums where people have dumb avatars and no real name attached. It gets sad on Facebook. My name is Dusty Baker 2 IRL
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