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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

An Enormous Boner posted:

How big is your penis?

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

An Enormous Boner posted:

How big is your penis?
I think around 8 inches, but you'd have to ask my wife.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Botnit posted:

Who is Shmorky, what is this drama about, I don't have time to read saclopedia and old threads, I want every nugget pin pointed in a time line for my convenience

Read this entire thread. All of it. All 77 pages are worth reading of this nutso tale.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

why did you do let's plays with shmorky even though he insisted on using the annoying shmorky voice in them?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Did Shmorky REALLY go back to the Shmorkywife after all that? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

az
Dec 2, 2005

Did he ever ask you to call him anything other than He or his given name, maybe something like twinkles?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I think you should stop posting about him, and let him disappear out of your life. I think the thing he did w. recording his severely mentally ill girlfriend in secret and posting the recording to his 100.000 twitter followers for patreon money was a disgusting thing to do; and I think you are a better man than him who doesn't need to do anything similar and should probably put an embargo on shmorky-threads on SA because its not doing anything good for you. I also wish you a good life, sincerely.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Windows 98 posted:

If you punched Shmorky unexpectedly would he scream in his normal voice or his tumblr voice?
He has no "normal" voice anymore. His "doctor," which does not exist, told him to speak in his stupid high pitched voice because GENDER and PRONOUNS.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I also think this duck is just the bee's knees.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Did Shmorky go back to the Shmorkywife after all that? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

in abusive as poo poo relationships the victim usually has a complex where they think its their own fault so they keep throwing themselves in to the meat grinder like a retard

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol why did you bail out his wife instead of telling both of them to take a hike?

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Lowtax, do you sometimes feel like just setting the whole internet on fire, just burn all this bullshit down and go live in a log cabin in the canadian wilds, where you can hunt and forage and grow a huge beard?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Did Shmorky REALLY go back to the Shmorkywife after all that? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I think some people just need to be trapped within a vortex of constant, harrowing drama and they just need to be left to either drown or press the large, obvious, easy to reach OFF button.

PoizenJam
Dec 2, 2006

Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!
Does Shmorky still do commissioned furry porn?

I'm asking for a friend of course

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Minimalist Program posted:

I also think this duck is just the bee's knees.



lowtax, opinions on the duck?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
At the very least I would have made her spend the night in jail before bailing her out at a reasonable hour.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Well shcmorky is a super weird gender blob stuck in a middle aged mans body, and that crazy girl is pretty hot. :shrug:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Minimalist Program posted:

I think you should stop posting about him, and let him disappear out of your life. I think the thing he did w. recording his severely mentally ill girlfriend in secret and posting the recording to his 100.000 twitter followers for patreon money was a disgusting thing to do; and I think you are a better man than him who doesn't need to do anything similar and should probably put an embargo on shmorky-threads on SA because its not doing anything good for you. I also wish you a good life, sincerely.
I would except I'm pissed that he still milks his OH WOAH IS ME sympathy to draw cartoons on the back of Ritz Bitz boxes in the loving embrace of the Pronoun Squad on Tumblr. He never takes responsibility for any of the choices he makes in his life. He's the eternal victim, and it's sad he keeps on getting away with it.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

JakeP posted:

Well shcmorky is a super weird gender blob stuck in a middle aged mans body, and that crazy girl is pretty hot. :shrug:

I can see this though. I'm in an abusive on-line relationship and I consider myself lucky.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Seriously, Lowtax, just cut them both out of your life forever. Think of how much better it will be. Think of how your life could be without all these pronouns. Everything could be better.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
lowtax you are too good for this hosed up world. stop trying to help the shmorkies they arre only keeping you down

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Lowtax posted:

I would except I'm pissed that he still milks his OH WOAH IS ME sympathy to draw cartoons on the back of Ritz Bitz boxes in the loving embrace of the Pronoun Squad on Tumblr. He never takes responsibility for any of the choices he makes in his life. He's the eternal victim, and it's sad he keeps on getting away with it.

his life may be comeuppance enough tbh

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Applewhite posted:

lol why did you bail out his wife instead of telling both of them to take a hike?
I didn't pay, I took him to an ATM and translated to [PRONOUN] bonds[PRONOUN]

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bees everywhere posted:

Go home lowtax, you're drunk

He is home. :allears:

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Lowtax posted:

I think around 8 inches, but you'd have to ask my wife.

noice

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

I think you should stop posting about him, and let him disappear out of your life. I think the thing he did w. recording his severely mentally ill girlfriend in secret and posting the recording to his 100.000 twitter followers for patreon money was a disgusting thing to do; and I think you are a better man than him who doesn't need to do anything similar and should probably put an embargo on shmorky-threads on SA because its not doing anything good for you. I also wish you a good life, sincerely.

Don't be a pussy

Moltke
May 13, 2009
You're now enabling [Pronoun]. Best way to help might be to walk away.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

az posted:

Did he ever ask you to call him anything other than He or his given name, maybe something like twinkles?
No but once he said he was a wood sprite or something equally stupid

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

When are we going to get that Q2 server?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Lowtax posted:

I would except I'm pissed that he still milks his OH WOAH IS ME sympathy to draw cartoons on the back of Ritz Bitz boxes in the loving embrace of the Pronoun Squad on Tumblr. He never takes responsibility for any of the choices he makes in his life. He's the eternal victim, and it's sad he keeps on getting away with it.

Wait does he have a deal with Nabisco to create art for cracker packaging or does he just draw on the empty boxes.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Lowtax posted:

He started off weird. Then he became cool. Then he reverted back to a new kind of weird over a couple years.

gotcha

regardless, you are a good friend to bail out his crazy-rear end tumblr girlfriend

i hope he realizes that

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Lowtax posted:

I would except I'm pissed that he still milks his OH WOAH IS ME sympathy to draw cartoons on the back of Ritz Bitz boxes in the loving embrace of the Pronoun Squad on Tumblr. He never takes responsibility for any of the choices he makes in his life. He's the eternal victim, and it's sad he keeps on getting away with it.

I agree and I can empathize with how you feel, but don't you think the winning move here is maybe to realize that he is going to go through his entire life being this person and he is going to die in that same body+personality that he's gone through life with and whether he realizes or not that's sort of the most fitting punishment for a person like him? As a corollary to that, I think maybe the best way you can do to not let him "get away with it" is cut him out of your life and let him be and he will keep on being him and keep on getting cut out of the lives of any sensible grown-up person he comes into contact with?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
block his number and stop enabling him

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
The only thing I knew about shmorky before your last thread where his fiancée decided you molested children or whatever was that I got really high a few months ago and watched some of the older crappy game lps you guys did and laughed a bunch.

So like in the dontrel the dolphin game and the slender man game, was THAT his real voice? Because it was all high pitched and goofy and made me laugh and stuff but it wasn't the craziest thing I had ever heard. Did it get worse after that? Was he being all klurfy-gender-weird when you guys were making those videos or did that happen later? The whole situation is pretty confusing and you guys sounded like you were having a lot of fun playing dumb games together and it is sort of a bummer that poo poo went so far downhill.

Could my friends that I play video games with turn into a shmorky? Does it happen all at once or is it a gradual thing?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

That Robot posted:

gotcha

regardless, you are a good friend to bail out his crazy-rear end tumblr girlfriend

i hope he realizes that
No. He never thanked me. And then his crazy rear end [PRONOUN]friend started cutting up her arms and sent the photo to the Pleasant Hill PD saying she was suing for $90 million because "her family is all east coast lawyers" and she has "never been this traumatized since 9/11"

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Some dude made this re: the cool duck and I just wanted to draw attention to it.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Did he ever draw a lowtax klurf?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Peebla posted:

The only thing I knew about shmorky before your last thread where his fiancée decided you molested children or whatever was that I got really high a few months ago and watched some of the older crappy game lps you guys did and laughed a bunch.

So like in the dontrel the dolphin game and the slender man game, was THAT his real voice? Because it was all high pitched and goofy and made me laugh and stuff but it wasn't the craziest thing I had ever heard. Did it get worse after that? Was he being all klurfy-gender-weird when you guys were making those videos or did that happen later? The whole situation is pretty confusing and you guys sounded like you were having a lot of fun playing dumb games together and it is sort of a bummer that poo poo went so far downhill.

Could my friends that I play video games with turn into a shmorky? Does it happen all at once or is it a gradual thing?

the recording a few weeks ago made me think the sound was edited because somehow shmorkys voice sounds like someone turned the pick way up in Audacity

az
Dec 2, 2005

I can't imagine why you're putting up with all that poo poo. Are you gonna cut him off now?

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Are you going to keep Gaming Garbage live on youtube at least? I still throw them on now and again to relive the good times.

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