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Renegret

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Macnult posted:

sup guys what'd I miss

my mom was really nice and gave me one of her pans she never uses but it's really bad so I don't think I'm going to use it either

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Renegret

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my apartment is really smoke but my smoke detector hasn't gone off

but when I take a hot shower the humidity sets it off?

Renegret

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musings, by Renegret

Renegret

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:justpost:

Renegret

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watch, nobody asked me to post my dinner

but I'm going to post it anyway

it's not even a good picture

Renegret

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HighwireAct posted:

lookin good
are those mushrooms on top

yeah

most of the mushrooms are underneath really. I just lazily threw the chicken in so I can let it warm up and take a picture, just so I can pull it back out to weigh and portion out for the next two days.

Renegret

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Renegret posted:

yeah

most of the mushrooms are underneath really. I just lazily threw the chicken in so I can let it warm up and take a picture, just so I can pull it back out to weigh and portion out for the next two days.

601 calories for 1/3 of what's in that picture

and 85 grams of protein :getin:

Renegret

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Ooh. Guys remember to go through the decontamination chamber before re entering from other forums

but i already showered this week

Renegret

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Eonwe posted:

welcome

Hi eonwe

I like your posting

I like it when people get mad at your posting

Renegret

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Wait are we supposed to be getting mad at eonwe's posting?

there's a dude in one thread in the games forum who starts foaming at the mouth every time Eonwe shows up.

It's really funny

I'm being intentionally vague

Renegret

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Renegret

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mailorder bees! posted:

i felt smart today i put my pants on today all by myself!

nice!

did you tie your shoes too? I only managed to tie my left shoe :(

Renegret

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mailorder bees! posted:

i tied them...together :(

!

you can hop around everywhere at least

Renegret

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Renegret

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Eonwe posted:

you guys rock

thanks u 2 bby

Renegret

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I used to work overnights

it was the worst

Wrecked my car because I fell asleep at the wheel sitting in NYC morning rush hour traffic trying to get home. Got the gently caress off that shift after that

Renegret

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Jolyne Cujoh posted:

do I still count as a lurker if I post a lot but my posts never contribute anything?

p sure that makes you a regular

Renegret

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm a decaf.

cream no sugar, myself

Renegret

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I really want to go home

I don't have the willpower to stay at work any longer

Renegret

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for those of you youngins still in college and have never worked a full time job

enjoy your free time now :rip:

Renegret

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Music Theory posted:

I'd like to thank the people who welcomed me, but I don't know what kind of flowers they would prefer.

A potato would be nice

Renegret

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:D

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drat

I forgot to bring a towel to work

Renegret

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misty mountaintop posted:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

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if only :smith:

Renegret

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for the record I work Sunday-Wednesday so Wednesday frog heralds in my Friday

Renegret

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Renegret

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DraconicImpulse posted:

you got a girl pregnant? but i thought you were into dudes!

maybe he got a dude pregnant

Renegret

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or not

whoops, I should check to see if there's any more pages before replying

Renegret

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blaise rascal posted:

I really miss German bread, which is dense, chewy, crusty, and cheap. It usually takes the form of rolls rather than sliced loaves, and you can buy it freshly baked at the country's many, many bakeries.

Dinner rolls you can buy in the States at places like Panera are no comparison.

I grew up next to a kickass italian bakery, where I would go for all of my baked good needs.

I really miss it, it sucks having to go to a grocery store for that stuff now. It just doesn't compare.

Renegret

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Piso Mojado posted:

jesus that was close. do NOT get the 'hf' and 'fh' smilies mixed up.

:byob1::fh::byob1:

Renegret

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FluffieDuckie posted:

i love you guys

Woah

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not ready for this level of commitment yet

Renegret

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Piso Mojado posted:

oh yeah, I almost forgot - ask why people left their last position! answers will vary, but once in a while you'll get an answer like 'Because Deborah was a bitch' - well not really, but answers that are kind of like that. obvious red flags.

on the other hand

If the reason I'm leaving is because Deborah is a bitch, what's the best way to say that.

"not a fit for the company culture" sounds kinda generic

Renegret

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for the record the reason I'm leaving is because we were sold

I think that's a good enough answer

Renegret

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FluffieDuckie posted:

here's one of my favorite duck pictures


Renegret

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Piso Mojado posted:

no. no. no. if you're a candidate, you're modus operandi is conveying you can work in any environment and if you don't know something you can learn it. say something positive like, "I didn't feel like I was being challenged enough and I really wanted a position that not only scaled up and grow my current abilities, but also allowed me to scale out and develop new skills." bs, I know, but hey, that's interviewing!

I'm really bad at interviewing

I got my current job because the manager doing the interview was like "woah we went to the same school. Nice. Hey do you know what a private IP address is?"

"uh...yeah...totally"

"okay perfect you're hired"

Renegret

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Cisco packet tracer can eat a dick

Renegret

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I'm blaming the software for my bad configuration!!!!

This studying thing is for the birds

Renegret

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The more I study computers, the more amazed I am that they even work in the first place.


Half of working networking is "Hey 30 years ago they came up with this really loving stupid standard and now we're kind of stuck with it so lol"

*flushes entire 127..0.0.0/8 network down toilet*

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I'M SUCH A loving NERD :cry: :qq:

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