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Hi Planet Idiot! Welcome (back)!
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 17:27 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:52 |
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Whenever anybody calls Saint Boner SIB, it reminds me of the Devo song Swelling, Itching Brain (SIB). That's my story for this evening.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 02:01 |
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alnilam posted:I just bought a friggin house... WTG, Al! I bought a house long ago, and it has determined the course of my life since then, for better or worse. Just a couple months ago, I paid it off, which is so incredibly strange and momentous that I still don't have a reaction. But the greatest thing about owning a home you don't plan on moving out of is that you can do anything, and gently caress what 'they' say about resale value. Go wild, and make yourself happy! Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 6, 2016
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 03:47 |
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Wow! New ex-lurkers. Welcome!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 16:15 |
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Have Blue posted:Following thread instructions. Welcome to BYOB, Have Blue!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 15:46 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:We'll you've seen what I'm like I'm mostly kidding I'm super excited about it actually Congrats, Sid!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 20:34 |
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alnilam posted:Oh I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Goblin, this is the other place
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 04:12 |
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Mankind has survived for thousands upon thousands of generations, Drilldo. Untold numbers of fathers have been immesurably worse than Sid could ever hope to be. Besides, he has a job now, and last we knew he wasn't smoking. I've always liked Sid ('s posting), and I think he has a good chance at fathering well.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 04:43 |
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Luvcow posted:perhaps BYOB can vote on all the kids major life decisions ? Some sort of RL CYOA, but with 'yobbers? It might just work.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 04:45 |
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Ninja Dan posted:long time 'yob lurker, been away for a while, time to party Glad you decided to join the postin' party!
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 03:30 |
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MrWillsauce posted:but the thing is I wanted to go... I don't want to go, so you can go in my place.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 19:08 |
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Uxzuigal posted:HELLO! Welcome, Uxz! Don't be afraid to post here.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 00:08 |
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Uxzuigal posted:See? Total murder. Evil. Adorably evil!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 19:18 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Congratulations on your baby of indeterminate gender! How PC! Welcome to the 'yob, BoldFrankensteinMir!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:34 |
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Doc Friday posted:I was entranced by the blueish-purple background. I think we decided that it's cornflower. Anyway, it's good you're here now.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 03:53 |
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Ostentatious posted:donald trump wants to build a real big wall around my country and i dont understand because i just want to be friends You can be our friend, Ostentatious. We don't have walls in BYOB.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 16:41 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:I didn't get my pay check today because my boss was not in so I don't get paid until tomorrow but how was everyone else's day? My day was pretty good, Sid. Are you still making pizza dough? Are you still not smoking weed? Let us know how things are!
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 03:49 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:How is everyone today? I'm OK. I am reduced to my off-hand because I screwed up my wrist on my bike (nothin' broken though, phew). Left hand is dumb, he can barely handle a fork. But lurkers must post! As a left-hander, this is very triggering!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 04:05 |
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DraconicImpulse posted:masturbate mostly
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 04:06 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Go outside, people in probably most of North America. The weather's nice and the Moon and Jupiter are chilling out. Is that who that is? I noticed somebody near the moon but was too lazy to find out who. It was somewhat hazy last night, so the moon had a nice halo around it.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 15:55 |
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Uxzuigal posted:Well, I am home and alive, what a lovely loving procedure, felt like someone punched me hard in solar plexus, and then asked if he could do it again. Sure I said,because who wouldn't. How long before you find out that it wasn't anything to worry about anyway?
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 15:58 |
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Hi LVED! Welcome to BYOB.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 17:18 |
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LordVonEarlDuke posted:Hi!!!! i came from a banner ad so I'm not good. i like your sig Which ad? And why does that make you not good? Oh, and thanks! Matoi made it for me.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 17:20 |
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LordVonEarlDuke posted:what if we agree that instead of smoking weed until i hang myself i smoke weed until i get really high from weed I think that would be a better plan.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 19:02 |
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Wow. Didn't expect that one. I'll probably listen to an album or something.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 19:00 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What do you guys think about WEB COMICS? This is among the funniest I've seen.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 03:05 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'd imagine splitting all those peas would take time Getting the first several to split takes quite a bit of energy, but as long as you have a critical mass of peas, the rest split themselves. (They also provide the heat needed to cook the soup.)
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 19:22 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:You got here just in time; BYOB will be closed before next Wednesday. Oh piffle. The Wednesday Frog will save BYOB yet again.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 21:44 |
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Is this restaurant run by Dan Quayle?
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 16:27 |
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Butt Discussin posted:It said lurkers must post so I'm posting. Hello. Welcome to byob, Butt! Do you have any interesting hobbies or cute pets? How about cute hobbies or interesting pets?
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 19:28 |
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Zyla posted:yobbers i'm in some serious goddamn back pain i'd love some supportive support I have occasionally suffered from serious back pain, and I definitely do not like it. I found that holding on to something and hanging down, while attempting to relax my back, helps a great deal. It's very hard to describe this without sounding stupid. What I mean is, something like a chin-up bar, but just hold on and try to relax, especially your lower back. It has helped me immesurably.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 01:24 |
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Rasmussen posted:Hello long time lurker first time poster. I like nice happy places with little pressure so I think this might be for me. I don't understand GBS anymore and I never understood fyad. I guess I post mainly in games but want to broaden my horizons. BYOB has horizons which are both broad and chill. You chose wisely.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:31 |
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DeadlyFembotWWIII posted:It's telling me I must post but I was hesitant because I don't want to be eaten. But ... here I am! Welcome to the 'yob! I've been here for at least some months, and I'm only aware of a statistically insignificant number of posters who have actaully been eaten. But then, my memory and cognitive skills aren't what they might be. Still, welcome, and I'm thinking there's a less-than-parity chance you'll be eaten very much here.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 04:38 |
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FilthIncarnate posted:Please don't reveal the details of my life and career without my consent. Hey Filth! Glad you're still around.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 16:50 |
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Cymbal Monkey posted:It's alright fellow posters, baklava's still warm. Looks tasty!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 18:27 |
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Perfect!
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 17:01 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:BYOB goldmine You seem very cool and confident, lmbo.
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 22:57 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:hi guys Congratulations to Dr. and the future Mrs. Dogballs.
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 19:23 |
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Zyla posted:poor schmorky Sorry to hear that, Zyla. I hope your head gets better soon, and that your life stops being lovely!
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 03:24 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:52 |
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I like the taste of black coffee, but it tends to upset my guts.
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 17:46 |