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Robot Made of Meat

Hi Planet Idiot! Welcome (back)!


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Whenever anybody calls Saint Boner SIB, it reminds me of the Devo song Swelling, Itching Brain (SIB).

That's my story for this evening.


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alnilam posted:

I just bought a friggin house...

WTG, Al!

I bought a house long ago, and it has determined the course of my life since then, for better or worse. Just a couple months ago, I paid it off, which is so incredibly strange and momentous that I still don't have a reaction.

But the greatest thing about owning a home you don't plan on moving out of is that you can do anything, and gently caress what 'they' say about resale value. Go wild, and make yourself happy!

Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 6, 2016


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Wow! New ex-lurkers.

Welcome!


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Have Blue posted:

Following thread instructions.

Welcome to BYOB, Have Blue!


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Celluloid Sam posted:

We'll you've seen what I'm like I'm mostly kidding I'm super excited about it actually

Congrats, Sid!


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alnilam posted:

Oh I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Goblin, this is the other place :twisted:


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Mankind has survived for thousands upon thousands of generations, Drilldo. Untold numbers of fathers have been immesurably worse than Sid could ever hope to be.

Besides, he has a job now, and last we knew he wasn't smoking.

I've always liked Sid ('s posting), and I think he has a good chance at fathering well.


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Luvcow posted:

perhaps BYOB can vote on all the kids major life decisions ?

Some sort of RL CYOA, but with 'yobbers? It might just work.


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Ninja Dan posted:

long time 'yob lurker, been away for a while, time to party

Glad you decided to join the postin' party!


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MrWillsauce posted:

but the thing is I wanted to go...

I don't want to go, so you can go in my place.


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Uxzuigal posted:

HELLO!
I am... Uxz... And I have come to lurk abit from GBS... Possibly post when poo poo goes nuts in GBS, happends from time to time.. You don't wanna know what happends at our secret parties. (If you aint heard of it, you aint cool enough, you did however just read about it - possibly makeing you cool enough).

Welcome, Uxz! Don't be afraid to post here.


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Uxzuigal posted:

See? Total murder. Evil.


Adorably evil! :love:


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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Congratulations on your baby of indeterminate gender! How PC!

I decided to lurk in BYOB and so I must post. You guys seem nice. Nicer than GBS at least. 'taint hard.

Welcome to the 'yob, BoldFrankensteinMir!


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Doc Friday posted:

I was entranced by the blueish-purple background.

I think we decided that it's cornflower. Anyway, it's good you're here now.


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Ostentatious posted:

donald trump wants to build a real big wall around my country and i dont understand because i just want to be friends :(

You can be our friend, Ostentatious. We don't have walls in BYOB.


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Celluloid Sam posted:

I didn't get my pay check today because my boss was not in so I don't get paid until tomorrow but how was everyone else's day?

My day was pretty good, Sid. Are you still making pizza dough? Are you still not smoking weed?

Let us know how things are!


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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

How is everyone today? I'm OK. I am reduced to my off-hand because I screwed up my wrist on my bike (nothin' broken though, phew). Left hand is dumb, he can barely handle a fork. But lurkers must post!

As a left-hander, this is very triggering!


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DraconicImpulse posted:

masturbate mostly


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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Go outside, people in probably most of North America. The weather's nice and the Moon and Jupiter are chilling out.

Is that who that is? I noticed somebody near the moon but was too lazy to find out who. It was somewhat hazy last night, so the moon had a nice halo around it.


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Uxzuigal posted:

Well, I am home and alive, what a lovely loving procedure, felt like someone punched me hard in solar plexus, and then asked if he could do it again. Sure I said,because who wouldn't.

Laying still 4 hours with a sand bag on you was great too. I rate it 10/10. Get your liver biopsy today.

How long before you find out that it wasn't anything to worry about anyway?


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Hi LVED! Welcome to BYOB.


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LordVonEarlDuke posted:

Hi!!!! i came from a banner ad so I'm not good. i like your sig

Which ad? And why does that make you not good?

Oh, and thanks! Matoi made it for me.


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LordVonEarlDuke posted:

what if we agree that instead of smoking weed until i hang myself i smoke weed until i get really high from weed

I think that would be a better plan.


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Wow. Didn't expect that one.

I'll probably listen to an album or something.


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Jerry Cotton posted:

What do you guys think about WEB COMICS?



This is among the funniest I've seen.


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FluffieDuckie posted:

i'd imagine splitting all those peas would take time

Getting the first several to split takes quite a bit of energy, but as long as you have a critical mass of peas, the rest split themselves. (They also provide the heat needed to cook the soup.)


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Jerry Cotton posted:

You got here just in time; BYOB will be closed before next Wednesday.

Oh piffle. The Wednesday Frog will save BYOB yet again.


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Is this restaurant run by Dan Quayle?


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Butt Discussin posted:

It said lurkers must post so I'm posting. Hello.

Welcome to byob, Butt!

Do you have any interesting hobbies or cute pets?

How about cute hobbies or interesting pets?


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Zyla posted:

yobbers i'm in some serious goddamn back pain i'd love some supportive support

I have occasionally suffered from serious back pain, and I definitely do not like it.

I found that holding on to something and hanging down, while attempting to relax my back, helps a great deal.

It's very hard to describe this without sounding stupid. What I mean is, something like a chin-up bar, but just hold on and try to relax, especially your lower back. It has helped me immesurably.


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Rasmussen posted:

Hello long time lurker first time poster. I like nice happy places with little pressure so I think this might be for me. I don't understand GBS anymore and I never understood fyad. I guess I post mainly in games but want to broaden my horizons.

BYOB has horizons which are both broad and chill. You chose wisely.


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DeadlyFembotWWIII posted:

It's telling me I must post but I was hesitant because I don't want to be eaten. But ... here I am!

Welcome to the 'yob! I've been here for at least some months, and I'm only aware of a statistically insignificant number of posters who have actaully been eaten. But then, my memory and cognitive skills aren't what they might be.

Still, welcome, and I'm thinking there's a less-than-parity chance you'll be eaten very much here.


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FilthIncarnate posted:

Please don't reveal the details of my life and career without my consent.

Hey Filth! Glad you're still around.


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Cymbal Monkey posted:

It's alright fellow posters, baklava's still warm.



Looks tasty!


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Perfect!


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You seem very cool and confident, lmbo.


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Doctor Dogballs posted:

hi guys

my gf and I set our wedding venue and date today!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 1st!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Congratulations to Dr. and the future Mrs. Dogballs.


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Zyla posted:

poor schmorky

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from earlier i was just complaining, a few years back i had a bad concussion, and some of the ramifications are just popping up now, lots of pain and disorientation and such, and its a lovely time in life :(

Sorry to hear that, Zyla. I hope your head gets better soon, and that your life stops being lovely!

:glomp:


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I like the taste of black coffee, but it tends to upset my guts.


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