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sb hermit

long time lurker first time poster (on this account at least)

now that I have t-mobile and unlimited internet I might post more though

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 12:20

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:48

sb hermit

alnilam posted:

hewwo
hope u are well, do you have any pets hobbies or crimes you can tell us about without revealing who your mysterious previous account was?

I love dogs and I know people with dogs but I have friends with dog allergies and I'm not home often enough to be a kind dogfather

hobbies are computers and photography and not fulfilling new years resolutions

I am crime free and proud to be. but the previous account was a little too sure about the election (and I'll leave it at that)

Glad to be here!

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 16:23

sb hermit

Putty posted:

el dorito

cda posted:

that's spanish for "the little gold bits"

I did not know the meaning of my name and I apologize if I misled anyone to thinking that I knew spanish.

I took an introduction to spanish course online and the only thing I remember is how to order a beer: "una cerveza por favor".

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 19:20

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Dangerous Minority posted:

Hello there Dorito, I hope you enjoy your stay

Thank you! Looking forward to it.

Putty posted:

The road to El Dorito, paved with golden mountain dew

Macnult posted:

there's a drink here called inka cola, it looks a lot like golden mountain dew!

tastes better though

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 23:55

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Spanish lesson #2: "Dos cervezas, por favor!"

I'm going to have to pull that one out at the next taco night, should be a hit

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 23:57

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Manifisto posted:

wow, are you in peru? if so, cool! have a pisco sour for me!

nah, southern california. Lots of specialty supermarkets and peruvian restaurants though!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 00:30

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City of Glompton posted:

congratulations

I'll drink to that

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 07:32

sb hermit

dick is a nickname for richard

although I bet you won't hear little richards nowadays asking people to use that nickname

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 21:50

sb hermit

Manifisto posted:

sending good vibes your way! If the lady is foolish enough to turn down coffee I'm not entirely sure she would have been suitable anyway, there will certainly be a coffee-loving lady who wants to go out with you.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 17:20

sb hermit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I would love to see some duck pictures

Macnult posted:

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 01:11

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, I'm off to my last exam for the term. Wish me luck!

break a leg!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 02:34

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Twitch posted:

Hi, this is my first time in BYOB in 10+ years. I'm probably just going to lurk like I do everywhere else, but it looked like I'm supposed to post here first.

I lurk here excessively, no one seems to mind

alnilam posted:

Pff, teach boy stick!

I want to learn stick... it's on my bucket list.

But I don't really want to own a car with a manual transmission

one day I'll rent a car with one of my brothers and they'll teach me how to do it

I ran that plan by them and they said it might be hard and/or expensive to rent a car with manual transmission because people might be doing it for exactly that purpose and I can see how that would put a lot of wear and tear on it

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:50

sb hermit

DavidAlltheTime posted:

If you could give a non-blowhole animal a blowhole, what non-blowhole animal would you choose?

A DUCK

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 06:16

sb hermit

alternatively - a human

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 06:17

sb hermit

mister magpie posted:

manifisto's sig is freaking me out because i don't remember delivering a green glove to him

instead of leaving it on the front porch, you may have stuck it in the back entrance

# ¿ May 2, 2017 02:31

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Fanky Malloons posted:

HI BYOB I MISSED U

I went away to funeral school for two weeks of exams and related torture, but now I'm back and I accidentally crashed the BYOB pageant because I got excited to share a talent even though I clearly missed the sign up process. Oh well!

Also, it is my BFF's birthday today, so if you're feeling friendly plz wish her a good day and I will send her screenshots later! Her name is Anne, and she is perfect and beautiful and has really great eyebrows

alnilam posted:

Anne come post with us on chillinternet.club

happy birthday anne!

I'll drink to your health as soon as I get access to my stash of malt at home

# ¿ May 3, 2017 23:08

sb hermit

Manifisto posted:

update: still sauntering

26 miles down

# ¿ May 6, 2017 21:01

sb hermit

this is how I imagine you sauntering

# ¿ May 6, 2017 21:04

sb hermit

DavidAlltheTime posted:

That's a paddlin'.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 20:21

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Just like your I'll fated delve into the tomb. Those Resurrection wizards are really wizards at their job let me tell you

Btw thanks for posting in that thread everyone it was fun

# ¿ May 8, 2017 18:23

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King of the Beach posted:

Where is this? So that I may visit in the future.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'd like cheese more if I wasn't growing increasingly more lactose intolerant by the day. At this point I can't be within 50 feet of a cow without feeling the rumbling bubbleguts.

but I risk it anyway because I love cheese

# ¿ May 10, 2017 01:46

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deep dish peat moss posted:

It's okay to use a little but it should never be the focal point of a meal. Mac & Cheese is cutting it close, it's on a thin line and if it steps over that line I'm here and ready to gently caress it up.

lucky you, cheese fondue died out with shoulder pads and smooth jazz

but hipsters are trying to bring it back

# ¿ May 10, 2017 04:59

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

Okay, so that last girl didn't work out, but I've got a date tomorrow night, and I have a really good feeling about this one.

Get this: She has a kitten, and he has an awesome name, and she sent pictures of the cat! It's adorable!

I need to get a haircut tonight!

looking forward to great success and possibly kitten pics!

# ¿ May 10, 2017 19:10

sb hermit

if I have to be in a casino, I'll be happy chilling with a jack and coke and people watching

if it's cheaper to gamble and still get sloshed then maybe I'll do that instead

but I won't delude myself into believing that I'll win anything

# ¿ May 11, 2017 00:13

sb hermit

Avenging_Mikon posted:

It's a tiny little fuzzball :3

pics or it doesn't exist!

Hope the date went well enough that you get to meet the cute little guy in person (or meet again, if you've already seen 'em)

# ¿ May 11, 2017 00:15

sb hermit

I was gonna recommend Cathay House in Las Vegas for dim sum but apparently it's permanently closed

I had previously recommended kerry's gourmet burgers to end a night of heavy drinking but it had closed down too

I used to know what was cool, but they changed it on me! Now I'm old....

# ¿ May 11, 2017 04:22

sb hermit

I heard a comedienne say that a vietnamese restaurant is not authentic unless there is a number in the name.

I have eaten at a lot of vietnamese restaurants and it's a pretty true statement.

I hear that if you don't like pho or soup, you should order the "shaky beef"

# ¿ May 12, 2017 06:36

sb hermit

Robot Made of Meat posted:

*Hug*

Feel better, mrbradlymrmartin. You deserve it.

# ¿ May 13, 2017 02:55

sb hermit

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I hope you had a very nice Mother's day, Fluffie. You're the best mom any forum ever had!

# ¿ May 15, 2017 01:59

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Scroon posted:

poster to idiot king seems like such a big step

is there like an idiot sub-alderman or idiot county representative position people can take first

idiot Homeowner's Association Board

# ¿ May 15, 2017 02:00

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Scroon posted:

Is that who I need to talk to so they'll let me build this kick-rear end shed in byob

I know it rises well above the fence line but I really need a place to store all these great posts I swear I'm cultivating

the hoa's power is simply an advisory role for our queen, who rules with a gentle yet iron fist

in fact, it was disbanded recently. Someone asked what would keep the local subforums in line, and it was overheard that the iks would have direct power. fear would keep byob in line. fear of the probations and banhammers.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 03:48

sb hermit

alnilam posted:

4

# ¿ May 15, 2017 17:27

sb hermit

alnilam posted:

happy birthday

# ¿ May 24, 2017 06:30

sb hermit

I'm very close to reporting myself for lurking and not posting

# ¿ May 26, 2017 20:15

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Barking Gecko posted:

Don't do anything rash. There's still hope, if you tell us about your pets, hobbies, and criminal activities.

1. none

2. posting

3. not posting enough

# ¿ May 26, 2017 21:39

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BrownianMotion posted:

"a thing of" is an acceptable way to describe serving/unit of measure

# ¿ May 28, 2017 06:36

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Eugene V. Dabs posted:

poo poo sucks but i'm developing callouses and that's fine. i got some canisters yesterday and they're pink and i got to hang out with a friend and got a hug and that's fine.

here is my tiny plant friend.

that's a sweet plant friend

what kind is it?

# ¿ May 28, 2017 19:55

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Eugene V. Dabs posted:

hi. i got some tattoo stuff on my arm again yesterday. i gotta go back in two weeks for full color, then in two more weeks for linework and shading to wrap around the entire bicep. roses, pear blossoms, marionberries, golden spiderlilies.

i'm linking it instead of straight up posting it because some people don't like tattoos and also it's kinda bloody and icky still but nice. also, subject matter hosed with some people, so idk, i like it. http://i.imgur.com/GKKKYSy