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Homestar Runner posted:if Bernie somehow doesn't get the nom I hope he runs as third-party with a new "Bern in Hell" whistlestop-tour platform deconstructing state by state how astoundingly and laughably hosed we all are An angry Jewish guy goes town to town, state to state to prophecy the death of America. It would be biblical.
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Feb 22, 2016 02:51
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I only hope that when Trump is prez the senate votes him emergency unilateral powers so I can finally live under a fascist authoritarian regime. I unironically think this would be fun and hilarious. I call dibs on Chief of gestapo!
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Sperghetti posted:I only hope that when Trump is prez the senate votes him emergency unilateral powers so I can finally live under a fascist authoritarian regime. at least we won't be arguing about gender pronouns when we're living under the jackboot
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Feb 22, 2016 02:56
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Who would win if the remaining candidates brawled for the white house? I think Rubio could take Trump in that free-for-all but I also like to think Bernie has some wily grappling skills tucked away.
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WhyteRyce posted:Millennials will be all pouty when Bernie doesn't get the nomination and "protest" by not going to the polls and Trump will destroy Clinton in the debates and get elected and they'll complain even more about things it'll be great They won't be complaining once Trump gets to the white house and flips the giant breaker switch to turn on the machine that gives everybody jobs. They'll be too busy to complain (for once in their lives  )
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Feb 22, 2016 03:35
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Lets say Bernie Sanders becomes president, is he even going to survive the white house? Dude is 74 years old.
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He could but he'll come down with a common cold and thanks to his socialized universal health care the hospitals will be crammed with free loaders and he'll die before they can see him
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Feb 22, 2016 05:07
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I said come in! posted:Lets say Bernie Sanders becomes president, is he even going to survive the white house? Dude is 74 years old. Yeah, that's a full 5 numbers past 69, when other, famouser people died. Plus the CIA will murder him w/ secretive powders, probably. Something goes in his ovaltine and BAM he's cashing his social security checks in hell!
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Feb 22, 2016 05:12
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Ork of Fiction posted:They won't be complaining once Trump gets to the white house and flips the giant breaker switch to turn on the machine that gives everybody jobs. They'll be too busy to complain (for once in their lives Hitler made lots of jobs building a giant pointless highway, Trump will create lots of jobs building a giant pointless wall
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Rutibex posted:Hitler made lots of jobs building a giant pointless highway, Trump will create lots of jobs building a giant pointless wall What happens if all the illegals he uses to build the wall pull a fast one on him and end up walling the us out of Mexico instead of the other way around???
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Toadvine posted:Who would win if the remaining candidates brawled for the white house? Hillary is a literal skeleton monster, which are immune to stab damage and resistant to slash damage.
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Feb 22, 2016 05:47
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I wish Lowtax would build a wall around GBS so we can't post in it anymore
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gannyGrabber posted:I wish Lowtax would build a wall around GBS so we can't post in it anymore GBS is important, like a toilet. Maybe is gross and bad stuff goes in there, but it raises the value of your home, cause you gotta have a place to do that stuff.
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what i want to know is how building the wall will give americans jobs when trump wants mexico to pay for the wall. seems like he is giving our american jobs to those dang mexicans again
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gannyGrabber posted:I wish Lowtax would build a wall around GBS so we can't post in it anymore Tbf he did do that and we got 1.0 and they ended up giving so much money to a hot dog man that they got chased off of the forums
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gannyGrabber posted:Hillary is a literal skeleton monster, which are immune to stab damage and resistant to slash damage. I bet Hillary can't fight for poo poo she probably defaults to some kung fu stance she remembers from rush hour she's not even ready for a leg sweep
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Feb 22, 2016 05:59
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If there is a wall up, will carnival cruises still be offering cheap booze cruises????
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Fart Puzzle posted:what i want to know is how building the wall will give americans jobs when trump wants mexico to pay for the wall. seems like he is giving our american jobs to those dang mexicans again stop US aid to mexico and use same money to build great wall of texas to keep rapists out and racists in.
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Toadvine posted:I bet Hillary can't fight for poo poo she probably defaults to some kung fu stance she remembers from rush hour she's not even ready for a leg sweep she probably has arthritis anyway lmbo just chop a bitch in the neck
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RaceBannon posted:stop US aid to mexico and use same money to build great wall of texas to keep rapists out and racists in. but we can't build a wall of guns
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Fart Puzzle posted:but we can't build a wall of guns I don't like your 'can't do' attitude
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Why a literal wall? This is America and we have silicon valley. Armed drones with facial recognition patrolling the border. Drone Wall
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RaceBannon posted:I don't like your 'can't do' attitude hey buddy im just saying what most people are afraid to say, speaking my mind like a true maverick even
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Fart Puzzle posted:what i want to know is how building the wall will give americans jobs when trump wants mexico to pay for the wall. seems like he is giving our american jobs to those dang mexicans again uh duh, Mexico is going to pay for it, but they will be paying Americans to do the work!  and if they don't like it, they won't get their citizens back from the detention camps
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WhyteRyce posted:Millennials will be all pouty when Bernie doesn't get the nomination and "protest" by not going to the polls and Trump will destroy Clinton in the debates and get elected and they'll complain even more about things it'll be great some will revenge vote trump too trying to be ironic.
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Feb 22, 2016 06:21
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Rutibex posted:uh duh, Mexico is going to pay for it, but they will be paying Americans to do the work! the detention camps they'l pay for too. If they don't like that we'll start dropping their citizens on em right before the bombs fall.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Yeah, that's a full 5 numbers past 69, when other, famouser people died. Plus the CIA will murder him w/ secretive powders, probably. Something goes in his ovaltine and BAM he's cashing his social security checks in hell! hey, uh, this is a little awkward, but do you know if these secret powders can cure jock itch? asking for a friend.
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I said come in! posted:Lets say Bernie Sanders becomes president, is he even going to survive the white house? Dude is 74 years old. hes liek 4 years older than hilldawg.
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Feb 22, 2016 06:30
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If Bernie wins we get a new Ben & Jerry's flavor, right?
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Homestar Runner posted:if Bernie somehow doesn't get the nom I hope he runs as third-party with a new "Bern in Hell" whistlestop-tour platform deconstructing state by state how astoundingly and laughably hosed we all are Bernie's behind the 8-ball right now and will have to win pretty big on Super Tuesday to catch up. The numbers don't favor him. He's also already said that he's going to endorse whomever the nominee ends up being, so... But how about that Trump?
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Tony Homo posted:Trump is gonna be president If that results in an actual 200ft high wall across the Southern US border, I think it would be for the best.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-35647126 lol Trumps gonna' win edit; loving the 54 people who voted for JEB even though he dropped out back on the 20th, and the vote was on the 23rd. Toys For Ass Bum has issued a correction as of 10:05 on Feb 24, 2016 |
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Trumps great. He says the stupid poo poo that he needs to say to scoop up the hillbillies and keep Cruz out of the white house. here's hoping he can keep the bumpkins eating that poo poo up until the nomination. 
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so was it actually the KKK in Nevada today or just some yahoos
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Slugnoid posted:Trumps great. He says the stupid poo poo that he needs to say to scoop up the hillbillies and keep Cruz out of the white house. Once he's president, he'll be able to stomp the poo poo out of congress, every day, for 8 years. He stole their base. No amount of fund raising is going to help a senator get re-elected if Trump puts them on blast. Just think of that. No bribe big enough, no handout worth it, to get in the way of actual, useful legislation. Lifelong Democrat puts on a red hat, says some strong words and tricks the whole world. It's beautiful.
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trump, trump, trump, TRUMP!
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