MisterBibs posted:

Saw this completely cold and was entirely disappointed. Was not scared or (even unnerved) at any point during the runtime. It's hard for a is she a witch/are they a witch plot to get going when it starts with seeing a frigging witch steal and Do Something You Can't Actually See (cuz that's scary, right?) to a baby, complete with a literal witch doing a literal witch cackle later on. The audience I was with had people audibly giggling when the goat started talking, which didn't stop until the lights went up, with four simultaneous "That's it?"

The accents and ye-olde speech made understanding half the dialogue a chore, to boot.

E: Christ, the more I think about how unentertaining this pile was, the angrier I get. I can find bits of entertainment / reasons to justify seeing almost anything, but there's literally nothing here to appeal.