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Adopt a newbie here; newbies post here to be adopted by someone!
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Feb 21, 2016 02:05
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nothing cuter than an orphan :3
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Feb 21, 2016 02:22
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someone please adopt me
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Feb 21, 2016 02:46
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Newbies in general or newbies to byob?
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Feb 21, 2016 03:08
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No, newbies! |
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Feb 21, 2016 03:30
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b h m posted:No, newbies! I'm adopting this newbie!!!
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Feb 21, 2016 03:35
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Im an orphan who is cold + alone
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Feb 21, 2016 03:56
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I'm an orphan with a cool leather jacket and 80's era punk hair + smoking a newport in the pool of light cast by a single streetlamp
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Feb 21, 2016 04:06
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I'm adopting this newbie!!! Wow. Me, after all these years... a new.. newbie. This is how they tell me *sighs* |
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Feb 21, 2016 04:10
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Feb 21, 2016 04:48
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I would like to be adopted, I've had a pretty hard life so far, no dad, mom died when I was young. Also I'm a sexual offender. I really like Star Trek. ---------------- |
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Feb 21, 2016 08:49
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What would I have to do?
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Feb 21, 2016 09:19
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"Iesus vero ait eis sinite parvulos et nolite eos prohibere ad me venire talium est enim regnum caelorum" Matthew 19:14 but i have no idea whether i'd adopt or be adopted. you are all my children, but not in a watching star trek kind of way i don't want it to be weird
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Feb 21, 2016 10:48
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i'm not ready to be tied down, but i'd happily be a newbie's itinerant aunt who shows up once a year with gifts that are out of touch with their interests |
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Feb 21, 2016 14:53
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I wanna adopt a newbie from china |
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Feb 21, 2016 15:21
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Android Blues posted:i'm not ready to be tied down, but i'd happily be a newbie's itinerant aunt who shows up once a year with gifts that are out of touch with their interests
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Feb 21, 2016 17:30
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Piso Mojado posted:I wanna adopt a newbie from china there are many domestic newbies who need care and attention right here in your own backyard. yeah all these celebs are going to places like china or africa to find a newbie to take under their wing, and who can blame them need all the help they can get between state censoring of their posts or non existent internet connections in east africa, but lets tend the garden closest to us first
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Feb 21, 2016 18:15
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I've been thinking of breaking into BYOB but that's the most retarded thing about me Obviously I need a unique kind of mentor ---------------- |
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Feb 21, 2016 23:23
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Tujague posted:I've been thinking of breaking into BYOB but that's the most retarded thing about me 
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Feb 21, 2016 23:28
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Tujague posted:I've been thinking of breaking into BYOB but that's the most retarded thing about me dear something horrible has happened to your avatar
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Feb 21, 2016 23:28
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heres my byob success story, i was bwatts newbie and look how i turned out... im a byob poster. |
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Feb 21, 2016 23:37
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Mapparu posted:heres my byob success story, i was bwatts newbie and look how i turned out... im a byob poster. congratulations!
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Feb 21, 2016 23:41
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do i have what it takes to make it in the yob? |
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Feb 22, 2016 09:08
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Montalvo posted:do i have what it takes to make it in the yob? I believe so, yes!!
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Feb 22, 2016 09:09
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okay so I know prostitution is illegal, but what about betting, I mean like "I bet you $20 you won't suck this dick" -- "You're on!" |
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Feb 22, 2016 09:11
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Montalvo posted:do i have what it takes to make it in the yob? you already have a sick avatar, so if you can construct a basic joke than absolutely |
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Feb 22, 2016 09:19
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welcome, newbies!
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Feb 22, 2016 10:43
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Am I a newbie? I do not know. It is one of the great mysteries covered in hit popular tv series Cosmos starring Neil Degrasse Tyson.
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Feb 22, 2016 16:31
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Jukeboxblues posted:Am I a newbie? I do not know. It is one of the great mysteries covered in hit popular tv series Cosmos starring Neil Degrasse Tyson. oh hey you came back we wandered in here at the same time
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Feb 22, 2016 16:51
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:oh hey you came back Yeah, I am bad at posting so I generally just lurk. :P
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Feb 22, 2016 17:08
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I don't know where I am but I like it here |
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Feb 22, 2016 17:11
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BM Farhtz posted:I don't know where I am but I like it here welcome friend! kick back, find a thread you like, and post a while or you could make us a funny or interesting thread. share art with us, talk about your hobby, run a contest. there's so much to do here oh and stop by the newbie avvie thread. we're crazy about avs here
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Feb 22, 2016 17:22
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Thingyman posted:so if you can construct a basic joke than absolutely well, poo poo |
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Feb 22, 2016 21:59
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i'll adopt the newbie |
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Feb 23, 2016 01:16
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im cool with being adopted but I should warn you that I have a weird habit of sleepwalking out to the back yard in the middle of the night and trying to build a woodfire oven, like a huge goddamn brick woodfire oven and it comes out about how you'd expect for a guy with his eyes closed and no tools or manual dexterity and then I get ashamed and will need to sleep with you in your bed for a few days and I sleep dingle-out naked due to a skin condition that mostly isnt contagious and my back sweats a lot. |
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Feb 23, 2016 05:31
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:im cool with being adopted but I should warn you that I have a weird habit of sleepwalking out to the back yard in the middle of the night and trying to build a woodfire oven, like a huge goddamn brick woodfire oven and it comes out about how you'd expect for a guy with his eyes closed and no tools or manual dexterity and then I get ashamed and will need to sleep with you in your bed for a few days and I sleep dingle-out naked due to a skin condition that mostly isnt contagious and my back sweats a lot. How do you feel about being kenneled at night?
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Feb 23, 2016 05:39
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that's cool as long as i get walkies first |
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Feb 23, 2016 05:45
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Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today? For just 2 easy payments of $4.99, you can adopt a poor newbie, and help guide them through this difficult time. That's just 3 fast payments of $9.99 to save a poor helpless dejected life. We're here with newbie "9hotonic" to talk about their issues: 9hotonic posted:Hi everyone, when I was young, my mom left me for the Facepunch forums and now I'm alone. I need support from older users and Platinum users to help me stay free of shitposting. Won't you help me? Remember, just 5 simple quick transactions of $19.99 can help a newbie develop into an amazing poster. Will you leave them to be probated and banned? Or will you show the world your support for these poor confused newbies? Sarah McLachlan posted:Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, and for just 10 easy payments of $49.99 you can fund a small percentage of my salary, and help these poor innocent newbies. That's only 15 quick discrete online transactions of $99.99 to take the life of a precious newbie under your wing. Please give today and show everyone how much you care about poor newbies. Thank you and God/Buddha/Satan/Allah/Lowtax bless you. - Save the Newbiesİ Director |
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Feb 23, 2016 12:35
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9hotonic posted:Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today? |
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Feb 23, 2016 12:45
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9hotonic posted:Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today? ---------------- |
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Feb 23, 2016 14:11
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