9hotonic posted:

Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today?

For just 2 easy payments of $4.99, you can adopt a poor newbie, and help guide them through this difficult time. That's just 3 fast payments of $9.99 to save a poor helpless dejected life. We're here with newbie "9hotonic" to talk about their issues:


Remember, just 5 simple quick transactions of $19.99 can help a newbie develop into an amazing poster. Will you leave them to be probated and banned? Or will you show the world your support for these poor confused newbies?


That's only 15 quick discrete online transactions of $99.99 to take the life of a precious newbie under your wing. Please give today and show everyone how much you care about poor newbies. Thank you and God/Buddha/Satan/Allah/Lowtax bless you.

- Save the Newbiesİ Director