Newbie adoption thread [a support thread for newbies]

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Newbie adoption thread [a support thread for newbies]

Do you adopted?
	Yes
	No

Mexican Deathgasm

im cool with being adopted but I should warn you that I have a weird habit of sleepwalking out to the back yard in the middle of the night and trying to build a woodfire oven, like a huge goddamn brick woodfire oven and it comes out about how you'd expect for a guy with his eyes closed and no tools or manual dexterity and then I get ashamed and will need to sleep with you in your bed for a few days and I sleep dingle-out naked due to a skin condition that mostly isnt contagious and my back sweats a lot.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 05:31

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:27

Mexican Deathgasm

that's cool as long as i get walkies first

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 05:45

Mexican Deathgasm

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

I will be some lucky poster's deadbeat dad.

will you step out to check a subreddit and then never come home?

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:28

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