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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Newbie adoption thread [a support thread for newbies]
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 :pray:

* # ¿ Feb 21, 2016 04:48
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:46
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 I wanna adopt a newbie from china

* # ¿ Feb 21, 2016 15:21
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Tujague posted:

I've been thinking of breaking into BYOB but that's the most retarded thing about me

Obviously I need a unique kind of mentor
* # ¿ Feb 21, 2016 23:28
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9hotonic posted:

Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today?

For just 2 easy payments of $4.99, you can adopt a poor newbie, and help guide them through this difficult time. That's just 3 fast payments of $9.99 to save a poor helpless dejected life. We're here with newbie "9hotonic" to talk about their issues:


Remember, just 5 simple quick transactions of $19.99 can help a newbie develop into an amazing poster. Will you leave them to be probated and banned? Or will you show the world your support for these poor confused newbies?


That's only 15 quick discrete online transactions of $99.99 to take the life of a precious newbie under your wing. Please give today and show everyone how much you care about poor newbies. Thank you and God/Buddha/Satan/Allah/Lowtax bless you.

- Save the Newbies© Director

lol

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2016 14:38
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Matoi Ryuko posted:

The newbie uprising has already begun!! :ohdear:

hello fellow lurkers. I'm with the revolution.

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2016 20:57
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Breakfast Dorito posted:

i would request adoption but i fear you would just eat me

I'll adopt this one based solely on having a great usernsme. how are you today, friend?

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2016 13:40
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9hotonic posted:

can i actually get adopted i'm lonely :c

okay, I'll adopt you both. 9hotonoc, I would,like to introduce you to your posting brother/sister Breakfast Dorito. You two will be great friends, and I'm already proud.

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2016 14:37
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i flunked out posted:

you have a winner of a username
* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 02:46
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 I love it :3

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 03:55
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 newbies, please draw one thing so we know where to seed you in the newbie brackets.

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 06:26
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Finn Pennywhistle posted:

masterful humblebrag yo. newbies take note, this is how its done

that's why she makes the big bucks.

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2016 16:08
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i flunked out posted:

sigs are good

this, but ironically

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2016 19:07
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alnilam posted:

I should mention though that i have sigs off :smugmrgw:


:smugmrgw::hf::smugmrgw:

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2016 21:01
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 18:46
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i flunked out posted:

*pushed glasses up the bridge of my nose*
in an over-exaggerated nerd vice:

lol because it's true

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2016 21:02
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