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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Newbie adoption thread [a support thread for newbies]
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9hotonic

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)

"er.. im here for some.. book's"
Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today?

For just 2 easy payments of $4.99, you can adopt a poor newbie, and help guide them through this difficult time. That's just 3 fast payments of $9.99 to save a poor helpless dejected life. We're here with newbie "9hotonic" to talk about their issues:

9hotonic posted:

Hi everyone, when I was young, my mom left me for the Facepunch forums and now I'm alone. I need support from older users and Platinum users to help me stay free of shitposting. Won't you help me?

Remember, just 5 simple quick transactions of $19.99 can help a newbie develop into an amazing poster. Will you leave them to be probated and banned? Or will you show the world your support for these poor confused newbies?

Sarah McLachlan posted:

Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, and for just 10 easy payments of $49.99 you can fund a small percentage of my salary, and help these poor innocent newbies.

That's only 15 quick discrete online transactions of $99.99 to take the life of a precious newbie under your wing. Please give today and show everyone how much you care about poor newbies. Thank you and God/Buddha/Satan/Allah/Lowtax bless you.

- Save the Newbiesİ Director

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2016 12:35
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9hotonic

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)

"er.. im here for some.. book's"
can i actually get adopted i'm lonely :c

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2016 14:25
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9hotonic

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)

"er.. im here for some.. book's"

Piso Mojado posted:

okay, I'll adopt you both. 9hotonoc, I would,like to introduce you to your posting brother/sister Breakfast Dorito. You two will be great friends, and I'm already proud.



Breakfast Dorito posted:

i am good! one day I hope to be a Doritos™ 3D™


i have always wanted a sister


I relate to your title text. Please don't eat me :3:

i won't eat you as long as you don't eat me!

thank you momma/dadda/nongenderspecificparent piso :love:

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2016 17:45
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