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Matoi Ryuko


Adopt a newbie here; newbies post here to be adopted by someone!

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Matoi Ryuko


b h m posted:

No, newbies!

I'm adopting this newbie!!!

Matoi Ryuko


Montalvo posted:

do i have what it takes to make it in the yob?

I believe so, yes!!

Matoi Ryuko


Mexican Deathgasm posted:

im cool with being adopted but I should warn you that I have a weird habit of sleepwalking out to the back yard in the middle of the night and trying to build a woodfire oven, like a huge goddamn brick woodfire oven and it comes out about how you'd expect for a guy with his eyes closed and no tools or manual dexterity and then I get ashamed and will need to sleep with you in your bed for a few days and I sleep dingle-out naked due to a skin condition that mostly isnt contagious and my back sweats a lot.

How do you feel about being kenneled at night?

Matoi Ryuko


Luvcow posted:

i found the desiccated corpse of a newbie behind my couch when i was cleaning up so I'm clearly not fit to adopt another

Warning to all newbies: your mentor may leave you to die, it's cruel but it happens.

Matoi Ryuko


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

newbies : if this happens to you simply become a bone bud and turn the tables on that crusty mentor!

The newbie uprising has already begun!! :ohdear:

Matoi Ryuko


b h m posted:

Am I The Only Fucker Getting Adopted Or What

You're like the first round draft pick!

Matoi Ryuko


i flunked out posted:

i didnt know whether i should approach a newbie or let the newbies approach me

We could assign you a newbie if you'd prefer!

Matoi Ryuko



I'm adopting this guy too!!

Matoi Ryuko


dumb crambo posted:

i lurve to adopt teh newbz :3

I'm adopting this newbie!!!

Matoi Ryuko


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you're off to a good start!

He's a noob with a good heart whos off to a good start!!

Matoi Ryuko


Chibi Peppers posted:

aww, thank you guys :love:

I found this avatar that might be a good fit for you!

Matoi Ryuko


Someone needs to become an admin so we can just hook newbies up with neat avatars and not have to wait around for someone charitable enough to pay out the $$!!

Matoi Ryuko


FluffieDuckie posted:

geez i'm getting promoted as fast as i can

Congrats fluff!

Matoi Ryuko


Chibi Peppers posted:

speaking of which, how do i cope with feeling of being awful freeloader?

By making lots of posts!!

Matoi Ryuko


Just post about whatever, you know? It's a laid back place, the mods here are very chilled out!

Matoi Ryuko


dumb crambo posted:

iIf any noobs want to post well just check my post history, you are for sure goimg to make lots of powerful posts

I can't remember if non platinum users can see post histories...

Matoi Ryuko


Non-plats can use search right??

Matoi Ryuko


dumb crambo posted:

to clarify: my post history does not have a picture of a dick, mine or otherwise. i know o sai id stop talking about this but i wanted to make sure no one was scared off.

Woah, what's this about your dick being posted????

Matoi Ryuko


Please newbies, don't be scared! No one's posting their dicks here!!

Matoi Ryuko


Ah man, all the newbies got scared off...:negative:

Matoi Ryuko


dumb crambo posted:

this is what happens when trolls get thier $10 paychecks. well i can see i doing more hArm to this forum than good. im going to go die, via cop, and hopefully teh newbz appreciate my sacrifice.

That's too bad about your avatar and all but it's not something that happens to newbies. Don't get scared off newbies, this won't happen to you! :pray:

Matoi Ryuko


Newbies, if you're thinking about posting a thread, it doesn't have to be the funniest thread of all time, or the most insightful or anything like that. All we ask is that you don't try and purposefully offend everyone like they try to do in GBS.

Matoi Ryuko


DrKrankenwagen posted:

leaving her the popcorn flavored jelly beans

...

Matoi Ryuko


DrKrankenwagen posted:

i'll buy you some for Christmas if you welcome me into your home

I dunno, that sounds like something a vampire would say! :drac:

Matoi Ryuko


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

chibi to complete your transformation please see Matoi Ryuko for a signature (lookin' good btw)



FluffieDuckie posted:

it was a good sig but it was too big. and lets face it i post ALL the time and no one wants to look at the same big sig clogging up all the threads

Matoi Ryuko


FluffieDuckie posted:

holy poo poo

well ok maybe we do want that clogging up the threads for a little while





Matoi Ryuko


Hmm, I thought it wouldn't look very good scaled down but I was wrong! It looks nice.

Matoi Ryuko


FluffieDuckie posted:

that's clearly a lunch box

It's a lunch box! They're headed to duckie school.

Matoi Ryuko


Lizard Wizard posted:

could i possibly ask you to whip up a sig for me matoi

I don't know why you're scared of me! :(

Matoi Ryuko


MrWillsauce posted:

do me! do me!

I need more to work with. :(

Matoi Ryuko


Breakfast Dorito posted:

i uh
i would super love a sig if i have enough for you to work off here

here is someone's actual attempt at doritos™ cereal® for inspiration



wh y

Matoi Ryuko


Breakfast Dorito posted:

my god, it's beautiful

i shall cherish it for eternity :love:

I'm glad you like it! I totally forgot to autocrop it though. :xd:

Matoi Ryuko


Chibi Peppers posted:

it's more about the machine guns and destruction than feeling obliged, to be frank (okay, that as well)


:silent:

:kiddo:

Matoi Ryuko


Chibi Peppers posted:

This was a decision that required some thought, but I am not regretting it :3:

Matoi Ryuko


No one will mess with you now! That's for sure!

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Matoi Ryuko


barfdog posted:

i like ya, and i like your posts. we can do business.

I want in on this deal!!

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