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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
I get a lot of calls and texts about wanting to buy my house. One time I played along. Ask him to make an offer.. he was indignant. "Oh, I'm not just gonna make an offer!" Well, what did you expect? That was pretty funny. I might dick around with a few more. Because one things for certain. They do not. loving. stop.

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Careful though. White hot frosting rage can get you flagged as a potential Trump voter.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Wow, I cant wait to learn all about how Ham flipping works from sketchy looking dude. He's got to be really selling this information for a lot right? 10,000, 15,000?

$500 ?!!!!!! You've got to be kidding me!

See you later suckers! I'm taking this ham to the bank!

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
I'm sorry I'm trying to have sympathy but some of the details have me lol. Texting a copy of the CIA agent's badge. The idea that if you were under surveillance, the government would tell you - and spill all the details of your case over an unsecured phone line. But the funniest part is when she's given a case number.

"I googled the case number - nothing"
LOL!!!! Like even if the scam were true - that's not how case numbers work.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Professor Shark posted:

Give me your money nerds

ah, wallet inspector, right? I'm sure you'll find everything's in order.

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
drat 40% of $2.5 million United States dollars... that's a big chunk of change.

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