WWE FASTLANE VROOOOM THE PITSTOP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA

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team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Some stupid kid trying to start a New Day Suck chant.

Fastlane confirmed as worst PPV.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:22

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:01

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

New Sharif in Town posted:

Please Big E, eat another kazoo.

Pretty sure we need to twitter harass Big E with insistent demands that he eats the kazoos until he has Guy Fieri cook him 24 kazoos and eats them.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:31

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Kallisto's mask seems fancier than usual so he will win.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:34

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Some goober with a brown top in the crowd doing the most half hearted golf clap and then lu-cha imaginable.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:38

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Has Kallisto always had a spotty back?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:46

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

LU

CHA

LU

CHA

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:51

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

astrollinthepork posted:

So who won?

Kallisto

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:52

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

One thing that bugs me about these matches is how often we're supposed to accept that Kalisto doesn't know how to get out of a tree of woe position

To be fair you have to accept that everyone has never seen or experienced Alberto's move before and so every single one of them will raise their torso up so that he can stomp on them perfectly. If you're going to accept that...

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:54

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

team overhead smash posted:

Some stupid kid trying to start a New Day Suck chant.

Fastlane confirmed as worst PPV.

Spontaneous New Day Rock chant, PPV rehabilitated.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:56

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Who thought the russian kicking dance was a good fighting move?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:11

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Cubone posted:

Does Naomi have a finisher other than embarrassing butt attack?

Tyler Breeze's gimmick should include doing all the embarrassing sexualised Diva moves like the Rear View.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:20

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Well done to all concerned making an irish whip look painful and real.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:28

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Even though he wound up that last elbow drop, thus by wrestling law making it 500% more powerful, it wasn't enough to get the pin.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:33

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

That was a good match.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:42

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Some bad promo.

I like Big Show after seeing him on the Stoen Cold podcast, but he is really bad. How does someone so big manage to look like he is gently and slowly pawing at someone completely ineffectually when he punches them? Match will be bad.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:45

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Dario the Wop posted:

I hope someone other than Jerusalem gets my New Gods reference

I AM THE NEW GOD.

ALL IS ONE IN WWE.

THIS MIGHTY BODY IS MY CHURCH.

WHEN I DEMAND FOR SLEDGEHAMMERS, I SPEAK WITH THREE BILLION VOICES.

WHEN I MAKE A FIST TO LOWBLOW YOU IN THE JUNK, IT IS WITH THREE BILLION HANDS.

WHEN I STARE INTO YOUR EYES AND TAKE YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP, IT IS WITH SIX BILLION EYES.

NOTHING LIKE HUNTER HEART HELMSLEY, THE GAME, TRIPLE H, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, HAS EVER COME AMONG YOU; NOTHING WILL AGAIN. AND THERE I WILL MURDER YOUR SOULS.

AND MAKE YOU CRAWL AND BEG, ROMAN!

AND DIE!

DIE FOR HUNTER!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:53

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Most exciting Big Show has been in the last 6 months minimum.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:01

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

That was a massive somersault off the ropers.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:45

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

THAT'S how you sell tapping out.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:52

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

NEW DAY!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:57

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

YES, NEW DAY!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:00

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

They are being pretty EDGEy here.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:03

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

StarkRavingMad posted:

I don't understand the alignments of anyone in this segment

Christian and Edge - Chaotic Good

New Day - Chaotic Neutral

League of Nations - Neutral Evil

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:12

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

R-TRUTH, WHAT'S UP???

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:13

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Chromatic posted:

A better match

http://i.imgur.com/a2mZjh4.gifv

BY GAWD, HE'S BITING HIS PAWS RIGHT OFF

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:27

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Hahaha, Lesnar just "nope"ing those punches and the suplex attempt.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:30

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

When the announcers talk about the past Wrestlemania and how well reigns did, are they talking about some imaginary Wrestlemaia from a parallel dimension? I watched it a few days ago and it's Brock Lesnar murdering Roman Reigns for like a quarter of an hour solid.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:34

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Just punch Lesnar in the balls for a solid hour until they turn black and drop off. Problem solved... or removing his only weakness????

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:36

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:01

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

"If he can't see us, he'll forget he needs to get up! Put these bits of wood over him!"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:41

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