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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Zyla posted:

im super depressed

and now I have to watch WWE

whats the hotline number

867-5309

This is going to be balls bad

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

Paul just nodding approvingly as King calls him despicable and sleazy

I want to be as good of a troll as Paul Heyman is. One day, I will be.

Aspirations.

Dreams.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Lady Naga posted:

"Talk about calling an audible" wtf

We're all audibles here.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I wanted AJ Styles to be in the WWE like 5 years ago. I'm not sure I'm into it.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I want it to be Ambrose and it's not going to be.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Lady Naga posted:

fwiw the stream is fine for me :shrug:

I'm a little jolty every so often but not enough to really notice given that this is the diva's match and it's going to be slower than poo poo.

I wish it was WM.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

German announce team? Are they just going round Europe one PPV at a time? Next up, Dutch...

Hire a Japanese announce team. Compete with Puro.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm getting a few more skips now and one re-start surprised me so much I bit my tongue so hard the tissue popped :gonk:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The boss is fired up.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Destroy My Sweater posted:

EVERYONE TALKS TOO MUCH

To be honest, nobody talks enough.

E: my opinion.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

did you tweet this at fray

C'mon, you know I don't social media.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


there's an e in there zyla.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Dario the Wop posted:

As a rule I never wish injury upon a wrestler, but Ziggler actually makes me reconsider that

It wouldn't do him bad to take some time off. He wants to climb the roster so bad and we've seen him have tons of talent. I think he's just got burnout from... when's the last time he wasn't on the road? When he and Barrett got hurt? Like four years ago?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Boy he's lucky he didn't hit that a little more wrong because he'd have popped that shoulder down to his hip.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WWE you literally have a dude who makes the entire arena react, can work the mic, and you're going to loving bury him and his stable under kane, big show, and tiny hat man in 2016.

Why do you do this to me.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Bray Wyatt makes the arena react by going to sleep during his boring promos.

If they gave him something compelling to do~

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jericho why you hollerin at him

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

YOU ARE STUPID

YOU ARE STUPID

AND DON'T FORGET

I hope this is my next red title.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I really want Styles to do something else with his hair because it's pretty bad.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Oh good, something important is happening so my stream died again.

They kissed.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

OH HI.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Still mark to that music god drat.

I marked so hard I started coughing so :hf:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Thank you. I still won't.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


how are you this evening?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

These new shirts loving suck.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

You could have done something cool but no.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This match is a mess.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


Haha what the gently caress is that from?

They are giving this match like 20 minutes. Roman is winning and they're going to try to bust it out quick and hard.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I want Slater to win the belt just so the outcasts can have a big celebration in the ring and bring their own confetti poppers and poo poo because nobody else thought to celebrate with them kind of a deal.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Can't wait for the boos

Goodness, yes.

I'll be honest, I don't want Dean's first reign to be a win over HHH. He deserves a real opponent.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

I hope there is a conversation going on in gorilla right now like "Brock, this whole show went off a cliff and we need you to save it. Do whatever the hell you want"

Brock's eyes light up like a child at christmas. "-Whatever- I want?"

And then they call the ambulances and line them up backstage.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Nilbop posted:

I'll forgive it all if Ambrose wins

get ready to hold a grudge for an immensely long time.

instant mic kill on the crowd.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Electric Lady posted:

It's gonna be an Ambrose heel turn then Reigns is gonna win it triumphantly tomorrow in a rematch set That Very Night. Then Trips is gonna say "No one likes this idiot Reigns" and go over at Mania. Again.

Are you a time traveler

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


drat, ADR. Those are some legs right there.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

I hope they do cuts to the crowd for reactions and it accidentally shows people walking out

The only fitting conclusion to the last 3 years is live footage of the fans giving up

You just got your loving wish.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

My first and last name have the same number of syllables as Brock's how much do you think Paul would charge to say my name like his for my voicemail?

If you get cancer or something and ask WWE I'm sure they'd arrange it.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

I think WWE is all like "Brock, act like you just did a mountain of cocaine and saw someone slap your mother"

so, "Brock, just be yourself."

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

If Roman gets injured do you think Vince will retire.

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