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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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oh I was working on an op

here are its contents in full

quote:

The thrilling series between Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler turns golden at WWE Fastlane.

Newly crowned Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens won’t have to wait long for his first title defense, as he takes on four-time Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler at WWE Fastlane.

The title match caps off a series of remarkable and supremely physical matches between The Prizefighter and The Showoff in recent weeks. Owens claimed the first showdown in January, pinning Ziggler after connecting with the Pop-Up Powerbomb, but the ever-resilient Ziggler bounced back in the following weeks, defeating Owens in back-to-back rematches on the Feb. 1 and Feb. 8 editions of Raw.

Each fight has been more intense and evenly matched than the one before it, and to snare the win in the Feb. 8 encounter, Ziggler even resorted to extreme tactics, illegally putting his feet on the ropes to score the pinfall. Though he cried foul, Owens had tried employing a similar strategy earlier in the match, leading many to conclude that The Showoff had simply beaten the unapologetic rule-breaker at his own game.

Ultimately, Owens prevailed when the stakes were the highest, overcoming Ziggler, defending Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose, Tyler Breeze and Stardust in a Fatal 5-Way Match on Feb. 15 to win the title and begin his second reign as Intercontinental Champion.

Now that he once again has a prize to defend, will Kevin Owens’ fist-slinging, bulldozing attack win out against a competitor who has become a familiar rival? Or will Dolph Ziggler’s dynamic offense result in championship gold around The Showoff’s chiseled waist? Watch the thrilling Intercontinental Championship duel live when WWE Fastlane takes over the award-winning WWE Network Sunday at 8 ET/5 PT.

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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going to play the excellent Legends of Solitaire: Curse of the Dragons while watching this, and yes, that is the real name of a real game

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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KO just tweeted about how hes gonna win so hes gonna lose to dorph zanzibarland, rip

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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renee :captainpop:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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OatmealRaisin posted:

Dolph Ziggler defeats Kevin Owens via Zig Zag, calling it now.

if this happens and I don't immedaitely post a meltdown its probably because im actually dead

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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so its funny, I got tickets to see Savages on Monday and Tuesday the week before Mania, and ended up getting a ticket to the Raw before Mania, so I planned to just sell my Monday ticket for Savages

I am seriously starting to consider seeing Savages twice instead

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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DOLPH

ZIGGLER

VROOOOOOOM

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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wait were stardust and tyler breeze on a team last week?????? that is extremely my poo poo

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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no dolph your hair

no

please

no

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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so is this going to be the shortest 2 out of 3 falls match ever

if kalisto gets squashed here i quit

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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was the daytona 500 cool

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
LU

CHA

LU

CHA

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
kalisto gear owns

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
kalisto owns

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Zyla posted:

MY DEPRESSION WORSENED AFTER GOTTEN BETTER

dont worry, kalisto is here

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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JBL's increasingly esoteric David & Goliath details are really growing on me

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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New Sharif in Town posted:

The whitest guy
Doing the lucha chant

same

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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slightly botched but good on ADR for selling the gently caress outta that

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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I hate you ADR!!!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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wade :(

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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hoep the wrestlemania thread is named Wrestlemania 32: A commercial on the preshow?!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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someone get in the ring and tell kalisto we're all rooting for him

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
YEAH!!!!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
YEAH!!!!!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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the Kalisto/ADR feud has had some kind of notable botches but I feel like part of the issue is that with the size difference any slight slip-up is magnified and way more obvious

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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oh my go dthis loving title graphic on this award

hope someone screencapped that

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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remember that time we thought Dean Ambrose had won a title on a weird non-PPV Network special

and then it was a Dusty finish

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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stream still dyin for me on the web player so I might not go vroom after all

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Brock Lesnar posted:

remember when Dean Ambrose beat up a mannequin

hot dog cart

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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broken skull challenge GDT starts here

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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is the web stream still on fire for anyone else? hard freezes every 60 seconds

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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let's go hat lady clap clap clapclapclap

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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i just refreshed and the stream is already frozen for me so i guess im done for the night

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