WWE FASTLANE VROOOOM THE PITSTOP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

huh, remember when Cena "elevated" the US Championship to the point where it was defended on the pre-show and got pushed to it in favor of a match involving tamina? cause that's what's happening right now.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:36

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:18

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

wait you only get disqualified for one fall?

and they're actually asking why you bash a guy's head in with a chair and forfeit your first fall?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:41

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Solus posted:

Please tell me I didn't hallucinate the "I'm Triple HHH's Dad, Quadruple H. My friends call me Quad" Ad.

no you didn't and it was hilarious. although it would've been even funnier if they could've brought kevin nash in to say it

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:44

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

hey Byron, Mauro's here. stop trying to talk please.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:48

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

smell this posted:

i can't believe we gotta hear cole soon

HEY JBL INSTEAD OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS MATCH LET'S TALK ABOUT EDGE AND CHRISTIAN THEY DO FUNNY THINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MOUNTAIN DEW DEW THE DEW THIS ADVERTISEMENT BROUGHT TO US BY GEICO ROMAN EMPIRE

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:49

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

alberto del enterrado

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:52

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Big Queefy posted:

so is Mauro just there for the preshow? Cause he's like...better than cole.

so is mike tenay so that doesn't really mean much

but yeah maurowns

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 01:57

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

ayn rand hand job posted:

https://twitter.com/mattfarmer93/status/701563318310297600

Tired from months and months of campaigning, the Jeb! Express pulls in for some much needed time to unwind. WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON JBL? THAT'S TRUMP'S MUSIC!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:00

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Codependent Poster posted:

Remember when Rovert said Eva Marie was getting a huge push because of her being in the Fastline promotions?

Remember when Lana was supposed to do all these things and then she got Zigglered?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:03

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i was going to complain about the upcoming ryback big show kane suckfest being higher on the card than this and then i remembered that dolph ziggler is involved in this match and now i'm wishing it got kicked to the pre-pre-show

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:23

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Brock Lesnar posted:

where did it all go wrong for Dolph Ziggler

spirit squad

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:25

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

oatgan posted:

dolph ziggler's new age outlaws mullet is spectacular. Road Dogg in the front, Assman in the back

hahahahaha

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:28

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Does he even have a gimmick anymore other than "wears 80's clothing"?

"andy kaufman without the irony or self-awareness"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:29

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

bartok posted:

I know Ziggler is a giant poopy head we all wish would die but he is really good at getting his rear end kicked.

the problem with that is then he still wins after ZIGZAGOUTTANOWHERE

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:32

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

the Z-listest of PPVs

even that house show from Madison Square Garden felt more important than this nonsense

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:34

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

the network keeps jumping and making me watch the same crap twice

THE WWE IS FORCING ME TO WATCH DOUBLE ZIGGLER

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:37

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Saint Freak posted:

Rip owens those stairs are like 1100 pounds of tungsten.

can the big show run across a set of stairs so big he himself cannot lift them?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:40

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

YES SIR THAT IS THE CORRECT FINISH

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:40

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

that old guy is pretty pissed off about that dolph sign

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:42

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

ah yes i forgot we've actually made it to the point where pay per views are actually just Sunday Night Raw

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:43

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

gently caress EM UP WYATTS gently caress EM UP

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:44

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Dr. Lariat posted:

What the gently caress was that goofy bullshit is kelvin Sullivan booking this feud?

big strongman: BRAY! BRAY! THE WATER'S NOT HOT!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:45

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

pyro before match, i guess it ends in interference to set the wyatts up for WM because they're no way they win a match

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:52

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Dario the Wop posted:

Remember when Rowan was a genius-level vintner? Good times.

solving a rubik's cube during a promo was one of my favoritest things

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:55

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

big show tries desperately to make anyone care about this match

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:56

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

GeneX posted:

you're watching this mess of your own free will, dammit

force of habit and inability to control myself mitigates my guilt

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

this is TNA levels of bad. like i'm seriously waiting for abyss to run out and hulk up on someone or something

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:01

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

AHAHAHAHA YOURE making GBS threads ME REALLY

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:03

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

the boos. the boos are in force.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:06

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

AJ'S GONNA KILL YOU
AJ'S GONNA KILL YOU

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:34

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

OldTennisCourt posted:

Holy poo poo this crowd is almost totally silent.

wouldn't you be asleep too given the shitshow these poor people have been forced to sit through. and also isn't this Cleveland? their lives sucked even before Vince poo poo all over them with this garbage

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 03:36

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i believed

what is wrong with me? i thought they were gonna do it.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:43

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

EVERYTHING

IS

poo poo

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:46

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i fell asleep sometime in the AJ Styles match. i was going to ask if I should go back and watch anything. turns out i have my answer.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:48

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:18

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

wasn't this damien sandow's actual gimmick at some point in time?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 04:59

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