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What is the best gym for being a normal hot person? I don't want the roid gym, but I also don't want struggle gym that is overly welcoming to New Year's resolution people. I want it to have a pool and Greek columns and hot single chicks in yoga pants.
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Mar 6, 2016 06:08
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Open your own. This is actually a good idea and not at all bad. I'm going to steal your greek columns bit
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Mar 6, 2016 06:14
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Probably a gym that charges three times as much as crossfit
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Mar 6, 2016 07:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps
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Mar 6, 2016 07:27
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Maoist Pussy posted:What is the best gym for being a normal hot person? I don't want the roid gym, but I also don't want struggle gym that is overly welcoming to New Year's resolution people. I want it to have a pool and Greek columns and hot single chicks in yoga pants. It's the gym that serves the rich neighborhoods and you better believe your monthly dues are going to be in the triple digits.
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Mar 6, 2016 08:14
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It's Equinox, the gym you go to because you can
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Mar 6, 2016 08:41
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one of those is opening up near me soon and i literally scoffed out loud when i saw the monthly
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Mar 6, 2016 08:42
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I go to a gym you can only get invited to join. Only top men and women are allowed in.     We are closely monitored by top educated scientists who are experts in the field of human enhancement and who provide us with the necessary nutrition and therapy to excel
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Mar 6, 2016 08:54
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That looks like concept art for the gym where the evil rich kids train so they can win the race and close off the mountain for themselves.
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Mar 6, 2016 14:55
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Lol not a single platform
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Mar 6, 2016 14:57
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notZaar posted:That looks like concept art for the gym where the evil rich kids train so they can win the race and close off the mountain for themselves. Yeah it's great
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Mar 6, 2016 15:20
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So a friend is telling me to buy the Reebok crossfit nano 5 shoes because he says they're "cool". Are they in fact cool (for lifting?) I need some good new shoes because my current ones are starting to get destroyed
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Mar 6, 2016 20:47
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There are still people who buy those toe shoes.
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Mar 6, 2016 20:49
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I like new balance minimus for general liftingZzulu posted:at some point we're gonna hit the limit for what human bones/tissue can manage to liftm even when fueled by all sorts of drugs There will be drugs for that
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Mar 6, 2016 20:51
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You gotta take these drugs in order to survive these other drugs
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Mar 6, 2016 21:21
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Zzulu posted:Bond Villain Gym Is...is that a triangular gym which has another, smaller triangular gym inside? How afr does the rabbit hole go, is there just a room with a single elliptical jammed into it in the middle?
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Mar 6, 2016 21:22
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Zzulu posted:So a friend is telling me to buy the Reebok crossfit nano 5 shoes because he says they're "cool". Are they in fact cool (for lifting?) I need some good new shoes because my current ones are starting to get destroyed Shop carefully, your shoes play a huge role in your lifting performance
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Mar 6, 2016 21:38
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There is a guy who does really sloppy fake karate in my commercial gym weightroom, like awful spinning back kicks etc. He loads up the incline bench with three plates, but I don't see him warmup, so I'm keeping an eye out, figuring he's about to crush himself under 315 on the incline. He gets in front of the plates, puts his back to them, and back kicks the plates. Each time, he shouts "ke-AWH!" He then left the loving bar loaded and walked out.
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Mar 6, 2016 21:58
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I wish I had more weirdos in my gym so I could tell stories of them. Unfortunately most people there are very normal
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Mar 6, 2016 22:03
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Zzulu posted:I go to a gym you can only get invited to join. Only top men and women are allowed in. are syrian immigrants allowed in this thing
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Mar 6, 2016 22:14
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only if they are Top Syrian Immigrants
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Mar 6, 2016 22:16
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Zzulu posted:You gotta take these drugs in order to survive these other drugs just inject me with the god emperor's gene-seed and make me into real life a space marine
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Mar 6, 2016 22:56
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Posting some more Arnold strongman videos from the YLLS powerlifting thread, just in case anyone is feeling too cocky about their strength. Big Z, winner (8th title!). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudawrdMptE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVJqCgX05W8 Brian Shaw, 2nd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ys0lNI7_ZQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gv3g6FjLxE
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Mar 7, 2016 01:10
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Say Nothing posted:Posting some more Arnold strongman videos from the YLLS powerlifting thread, just in case anyone is feeling too cocky about their strength. Who cares powerlifting/strongman is retarded
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Mar 7, 2016 01:20
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Yah let me destroy my body just to look like someone who moves furniture for a living - a powerlifter
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Mar 7, 2016 01:21
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 Thats Andy Bolton on dialysis 5 years after setting the world record for deadlift. Sure is something to aspire towards 
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Mar 7, 2016 01:23
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Yeah but Jesse Norris
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Mar 7, 2016 01:38
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Dum Cumpster posted:Yeah but Jesse Norris Fair enough but its like cmon fellas just lift reasonable weights and you wont end up as an invalid at age 40
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Mar 7, 2016 01:50
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Zzulu posted:I go to a gym you can only get invited to join. Only top men and women are allowed in. This is just a cover for a swingers group, isn't it?
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Mar 7, 2016 01:55
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Fair enough but its like cmon fellas just lift reasonable weights and you wont end up as an invalid at age 40 No. 
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Mar 7, 2016 02:46
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That dude had hip surgery at the ripe old age of 35 so thanks for proving my point for me
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Mar 7, 2016 03:55
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lift weights like a normal health conscious person and do some cardio every so often and maybe eat some chicken and veg on the regular otherwise go post in YLLS and watch crossfit competitions and be a tremendous piece of poo poo
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Mar 7, 2016 04:06
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I bet that dude's deltoids are bigger than my rear end cheeks.
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Mar 7, 2016 04:24
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Chinatown posted:lift weights like a normal health conscious person and do some cardio every so often and maybe eat some chicken and veg on the regular I haven't been able to eat any chicken vag on the regular lately, is that okay? Chinatown posted:one of those is opening up near me soon and i literally scoffed out loud when i saw the monthly For fun I started reading Yelp reviews of different LA locations, and it's exactly the kind of people you think would drop $200 a month to "invest in their body". Apparently you "get what you pay for", and you pay to be able to look down on the staff, expect to be waited on hand and foot, for the gym to not smell like sweat, for heated salt-water lap pools, to be able to ogle people in the shower stall next to you because they're separated with translucent film, to get free designer toiletries, full time fresh towel service anywhere in the gym, the overwhelming smell of Eucalyptus, and to be able to leave thousand+ dollar items just lying around because lol you forgot. My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Mar 7, 2016 |
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Mar 7, 2016 04:33
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My Q-Face posted:I haven't been able to eat any chicken vag on the regular lately, is that okay? just eat like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE4TbrE0VkU
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Mar 7, 2016 04:42
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:That dude had hip surgery at the ripe old age of 35 so thanks for proving my point for me No he didn't, he deadlifted 880lbs last year at age 36. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25fhUGPQoE&t=20s Or was this after hip surgery? Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Mar 7, 2016 |
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Mar 7, 2016 04:50
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Chinatown posted:just eat like this I didn't expect this to turn into a cheesy daytime TV commercial lmao.
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Mar 7, 2016 04:59
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Chinatown posted:lift weights like a normal health conscious person and do some cardio every so often and maybe eat some chicken and veg on the regular you melting down dude? you small? got small muscles?
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Mar 7, 2016 05:27
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The Revenant posted:you melting down dude? you small? got small muscles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcGJe7rVPI
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Say Nothing posted:Posting some more Arnold strongman videos from the YLLS powerlifting thread, just in case anyone is feeling too cocky about their strength. wow thats a yoke
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