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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Hello friends, I have been going to the gym 3 times a week after work and also learning how to fence on the remaining two, AMA.

Are you more of a dog person, or a cat person?

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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88h88 posted:

I'm curling in the power cage. :v:

how am I supposed to do my quarter squats now?>!?!?!?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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hashtag selfie @ the gym

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Shop carefully, your shoes play a huge role in your lifting performance

What do people recommend

I need new shoes

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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My bench is bad

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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But it's less bad than it was a month ago

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I, too, have big thighs.

They're not swole though, just fat.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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has someone invented a taco with negative calories yet

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Where can I get one

When is a NegaTaco opening near me

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

sounds amazing

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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please do not height shame

Renegret
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want to show that to my parents who use their age as an excuse to sit on the couch all day and whine about how hard it is to get up

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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as a 260 pound fatty, I'm significantly more flexible than my 160 pound high school self because of all the stretching.

I'm down to 250 please congratulate me I would appreciate the positive reinforcement thank you.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

i f*ckin love fried chicken

also if u were that dude today basically taking weights off my incline leg press machine as my last rep finished i hope you loving DIE

what the gently caress

me too

Renegret
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ZigZag posted:

How could it be worse? It is almost impossible for an adult human male to weigh less than you.

my doctor told me my "ideal" bodyweight is less than that and I laughed my way out of his office.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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loving lovely gym closing two hours early last night for no reason gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

I was able to get out of bed this morning that means I didn't lift hard enough.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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What is even going on there

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I'm not dieting MOM it's called CUTTING!!!!!!!!

Renegret
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:

(Oh, poo poo, I just remembered this dumbass room we have with a bunch of bikes and treadmills where they pipe in movies like 24/7 (or whenever they're open). gently caress that poo poo.)

We got one of those too.

I never stepped inside but at least the movie selection isn't always terrible. Still, gently caress cardio.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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good morning fit crew

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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my pants are getting loose

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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i hurt today

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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I'm hurting today

But I'm not hurting enough

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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50 more check ins and I can get a free smoothie at the smoothie bar!!!!!

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Yesterday at home I was stretching by doing an a2g bodyweight squat and holding it.

I unleashed a fart so bad I had to open a window.

I'm really sad I didn't do that at the gym so I could share the love.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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some nerd on the internet said it's a good stretch if you're an infelxable baby bitch with tight hip flexors and a pelvic tilt which perfectly describes me

I figured it can't do any harm so why not.

Then I gassed myself

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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There's a health benefit to obsessive alcohol use as well.

It's called "making your problems go away"

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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im the girl who curls 5 pound dumbbells while walking on the treadmill

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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never upping the weight or going faster than 3mph

Renegret
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Peppered or unpeppered?

hard

Renegret
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jeff smisek posted:

Who the gently caress picks up a barbell and is like THIS SUCKS I AM A GIANT PUSSY

*raises hands*

*...while holding a bar*

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Rodenthar Drothman posted:

I'm not 100% sure how it should work in your case, and I'm not an expert on doctors, but I think my dad went from gp to some other specialist. It took a long time, but it's better.

Sometimes you have to do that just for insurance purposes

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Wamdoodle posted:

Dump the salami on the floor and eat it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo.

no poo poo

how else are you supposed to eat salami? A fork and knife?

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