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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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finally doing 100kg bench presses

This makes me happy. I am happy with this


I can officially bench press obese folk

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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numberoneposter posted:

heres me getting my morning swole on ;)



Hallo friend, this is me. Let us compare routines some time

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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My Q-Face posted:

W&W is for encouragement, GBS is for laughing at the assholes taking up the squat racks for over an hour, one pair doing squats with ten minutes of "prep" in between, and the other "deadlifting" 480 lbs with wrist straps and his legs so wide apart that his legs had about three inches of motion and 90% of his set was him leaning way back and thrusting his dick over the bar.

That was me, those are called sumo deadlifts

don't hate bro

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The Skeleton King posted:

Is this the new thread for posting pictures of hot swole women? I miss that thread.

There are no rules against it. All swoleness is welcome in the swole thread

just like dont overdo it bro

or do overdo it, thats also ok


the swolethread is v accepting

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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thats me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Mister Speaker posted:

FogHelmut recommend steroids to me a page or two back. I know this is GBS and he was probably pulling my skinny leg but I've been giving some consideration to maybe trying a cycle later this year once I've got a baseline physique going. Should I resign to sticking needles in my rear end or is there some sort of chewable Flintstones testosterone enthanate for swolebabbies like me?

How long have you been working out? You shouldnt even consider roids unless you've worked out a few years at least

And yeah there are oral steroids but they destroy your liver

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Homestar Runner posted:

the natty dudes in my gym who obvi take training / nutrition seriously and rock impressive physiques look way better than the roidy douchebags imo anyways

theyre also on roids

everyone is on roids

didnt you know

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Steroids dont automatically turn you into a slabmonster, they just give you faster and more returns on your training. People usually take steroids in cycles, so you stop using them when u are satisfied. I have a good friend who took testosterone and he is still pretty lithe

The huge bodybuilder slab dudes are usually never satisfied

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Please dont stink at the gym, i dont want to have to smell you

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Yes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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notZaar posted:

So does he have a massive untreated hernia or what? WTF is wrong with his torso?

roidgut




dont do (too much) roids kids

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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go back to ur corner u belt wearin weirdo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I basically only go to the gym so i can "spot" fit men and gyrate my groin into theirs while they lift

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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these girls are swoller than u


now u must best them or u lose the game

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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at some point we're gonna hit the limit for what human bones/tissue can manage to liftm even when fueled by all sorts of drugs

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I go to a gym you can only get invited to join. Only top men and women are allowed in.











We are closely monitored by top educated scientists who are experts in the field of human enhancement and who provide us with the necessary nutrition and therapy to excel

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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notZaar posted:

That looks like concept art for the gym where the evil rich kids train so they can win the race and close off the mountain for themselves.

Yeah it's great

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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So a friend is telling me to buy the Reebok crossfit nano 5 shoes because he says they're "cool". Are they in fact cool (for lifting?) I need some good new shoes because my current ones are starting to get destroyed

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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You gotta take these drugs in order to survive these other drugs

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I wish I had more weirdos in my gym so I could tell stories of them. Unfortunately most people there are very normal

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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only if they are Top Syrian Immigrants

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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wipe your gross loving body fluids off the gear you loving animals

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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notZaar posted:

Anybody going to blast their glutes at the gym today?

I did and it was good

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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that feeling when you activate ur glutes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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and so. the cutting begins...

*loud, deep, mournful sigh*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Its true, whenever I go outside I make sure my calves are visible. Even in winter, I cut the bottom of all my pants off

Just yesterday I was hitting up the local circus when a woman walked up to me and asked if we could have sex together. Later, after we had sex together, she said she noticed me because of my calves and that she thought they were the most beautiful thing she had ever seen

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I am a concrete sphere irl

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I can add 10lbs infinitely, because 10lbs isnt very heavy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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quote:

I actually got a spot for my last squat rep

Was he hot though?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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saturday sauna activated

i hope you guys do sauna as well it fwels real good

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i wish u guys were in this sauna with me right now

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Pesmerga posted:

u phoneposting from the sauna? :ohdear:

I have discovered that an Iphone can deal with the sauna for short spurts of time

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Then you must let me deadlift you

its in the rules

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Warpigeon posted:

Of course not, we wore shorts. We sat on our towels because the wood bench is all grimy from sweaty gross people who use it but shouldn't, but do; but shouldn't, yet they do.

omg shorts and towel

you have defiled the sauna

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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please be careful with your knees, I wasnt and tore a ligament in half. It wasnt even that painful so dont assume youre ok just because the pain isnt so bad

I squatted weirdly, my knee felt off and then a mild pain/discomfort after a while. Went a month waiting for it to heal but it never got back to 100%

Had surgery after finding out the ligament was broken and the mild discomfort went away but its still not and prob never will be 100% again :negative:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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That 'tightness' are your ligaments screaming for help.





All of those doodads up in there, waitin to snap

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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surgery was free since i live in socialist utopia so it wasnt a big deal for me to check the knee out

But try your stretches and be a lil careful to see if it gets better the next few weeks, if it does not, book an appointment

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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did you get fat

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