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Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Deadlifts rip off the old callouses and create new ones in their place. It's like the circle of life.

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Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

bamhand posted:

You will starve to death on a 100% protein diet no matter how much you eat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation

So rabbit and a little olive oil for max gainz

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Bench with a spotter, keep going until you can't and have the spotter give just enough help to get the bar up. The next time do the same with more weight, repeat until omg gainz

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Aww, he likes your man meat just the way it is

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

numberoneposter posted:

whats ur guys favorite lift

http://m.harborfreight.com/1000-lb-capacity-motorcycle-lift-68892.html?utm_referrer=direct%2Fnot%20provided

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Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Rodenthar Drothman posted:



Also ask someone at the gym to spot you.

^^^Yeah that.
Get a lift off on the heavy stuff so you don't waste energy or concentration on just getting the bar to the starting point, and on the heavy have the spotter give just enough help to get the bar up, repeat until it becomes a negative lift.
Then wear out the tris & chest as heavy as they'll go, dropping the weight after each failure so you get more failures in session.
Then eat protein like a fat chick on a cheesecake.

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