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Apr 4, 2006

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I squatted 345 lbs at 188 lbs bw a while back. Haven't been to the gym consistently since then bc of work. I figure that is good enough to quit forever and brag about.

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Apr 4, 2006

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notZaar posted:

It's very impressive, but it's not 400lbs impressive.

fine i'll go do that then

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Apr 4, 2006

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Got some new gym shorts


Getn fuckn ripped brah

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Apr 4, 2006

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My bench is still pathetic. How do I get it better?

Kettle bell class isn't doing it

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Apr 4, 2006

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Idk who I want to be more: the old guy using every machine in the gym, or the skinny guy doing 10 lbs curls with cosmic yoga pants on.

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Apr 4, 2006

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I got long arms. Is this why my BP sucks?

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Apr 4, 2006

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Lanky guy with cosmic leggings was back today hammer curling 20 lbs dumbbells. That double since the last time I saw him! Now I now his secret to mad gainz.

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Apr 4, 2006

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Revenants Return posted:

Do you go to my gym?

Yes

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Apr 4, 2006

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My lower pecs are way stronger than my upper pecs. How do I work on that? I want them to get atronger, but I also want them to look sexier.

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Apr 4, 2006

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If you're shopping in the baseball aisle, at least buy a rosin bag instead.

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Apr 4, 2006

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Narciss posted:

Can someone explain why I should bother getting 'fit' when all that matters to Women is FACE, HEIGHT, and FRAME? Take a look at these 2 guys:



Women will always get wet over the guy on the right and ignore the guy on the left. Know why? Because the guy on the right has FACE, HEIGHT, and FRAME. Physical attractiveness (and Psychological attractiveness, but I won't get into that now) are genetically pre-determined. All lifting does is make you look like an overcompensating gymcel unless you have FACE, HEIGHT, and FRAME.

How big is his dick though?

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Apr 4, 2006

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I thought heavier deadlifts over squat was the norm?

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Apr 4, 2006

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Lol I'm 32 what does that matter? New thread title plz

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Apr 4, 2006

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I never eat the animal skin. Instead, I peel it off and wear it as a protective outer coating

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Apr 4, 2006

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But what is hip thrust, really?

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Apr 4, 2006

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Zahgaegun posted:

Corn is trash unless it's pooped.

Reduce reuse recycle.

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Apr 4, 2006

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I go to an independently owned gym with a 9 car parking lot between two row homes. It's usually a good day if I get a spot.

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Apr 4, 2006

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I went to the ymca in my uncles neighhood during a visit this weekend. He said it was very seedy so i was apprehensive. Boy was I surprised when I got there and it was a lot nicer and cleaner than my regular gym.


Shite squat rack though. I hate those ones that are totally open and have fixed safeties. Never feel safe lifting heavy. Even when I know I got it

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Apr 4, 2006

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It's the 3rd and 4th set that have me contemplating suicide by squat. Set 5 is a sweet release knowing I'm done

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Apr 4, 2006

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notZaar posted:

This thread sucks now, somebody post a cool GIF or cartoon.

Yeah stop talking about running and stretching stupid little bitches

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Apr 4, 2006

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How do I get loving huge arms? Squats are for pussies.

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Apr 4, 2006

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My resting is 52. Never checked that feature before. Cool. I don't think I have it on the right part of my wrist when I lift though. It never seems to go over 100

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Apr 4, 2006

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I did a loving spin class today. What a bunch of poo poo

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Apr 4, 2006

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sassassin posted:

235kg is respectable even with knee sleeves aka cheating

Lmao. Lbs, not kgs

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Apr 4, 2006

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How hard is it to remember that a gallon is 128 ounces? Or it is 4 quarts, 8 pints, or 16 cups? It's so natural. Double double double.

But a pint is also 16oz. Because gently caress you







Roll tide

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Apr 4, 2006

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I decided to cut for my honeymoon. 10 lbs from now ro June 24th. Teach me the new way, swole goons.

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Apr 4, 2006

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Starting after I eat this large order of general tso chicken

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Apr 4, 2006

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Chinatown posted:

just reduce your salami intake

Ok but only a little. I had chicken and spinach at lunch, a diet coke, and coffee today. Gonna go squat too

Should I start smoking?

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Apr 4, 2006

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Yeah if you're not taking nasty 30 minute shits at work then I don't even want you to exist

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Apr 4, 2006

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That's the most effeminate male juicer I've ever seen. He really needs to balance his T a little better.

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Apr 4, 2006

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Sorry, I can't save you from that fire. DOES. Please understand.

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Apr 4, 2006

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You're probably just growing a tail. Keep it up

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Apr 4, 2006

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I failed squat 5rm and ohp 5rm yesterday i think my cut is catching up to me. Felt like poo poo at the gym all week.

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Apr 4, 2006

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At a bar with a Chicken sandwich with salami. Hell yeah bitch. 2 please

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Apr 4, 2006

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Not being able to recognize when a loving salad is being described is really the best thing to happen in this thread since salami chat.

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Apr 4, 2006

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Wtf the gently caress do I do with all these raw vegetables! ?

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Apr 4, 2006

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I squatted 325 x 5 today and felt like a beast until this beautiful female powerlifter came in with her bucket of chalk and literally pegged me.

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Apr 4, 2006

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lift nude, duh

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Apr 4, 2006

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Malk grade f only

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Apr 4, 2006

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Please post more injury rehab and diet tips itt please.

Or don't.

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