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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tourism & Travel > Your Worst Travel Experiences
 
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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
 While in Shanghai on work in 2009, I was invited to Beijing by an older single Chinese business woman whom I had met through a mutual business friend. We did get to eat in the Great Hall of the People with the head of China's trade unions and she squired me about the city like her young lover. She couldn't speak English, and my Mandarin is horrible. She had a young assistant named Jonny who was completely clueless and our translator. His English was about as bad as my Mandarin, and on my arrival he was asked to take me to the hotel for check in. He took me to a branch of Bank of China and attempted to check us in at the teller window. We also roomed together one night, and he jerked off 3 or 4 times in the room with me. gently caress him.

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