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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Talking about "getting paid to poop" is the gooniest thing, I'm pretty sure there's a reddit forum dedicated to it now Go away. Adults are pooping, here.
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I have made posts in GBS and YCS, while pooping at work. It's where I do most of my posting. Looking at goon posts and giggling at a bunch of jokes i cant possibly explain is very anti-social and i've actually come to like some of these retards so i dont do it in the break room. I took today off, and i'm off tomorrow, so there will be no poop posts, but if you see me post between 6:45am-7:00am, 9:05-20, 11:35-12:35, or 1:30, that's a poop post on a weekday, and some weekends.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:30
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dude you post for an hour straight from 11 to 12?
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Talking about "getting paid to poop" is the gooniest thing, I'm pretty sure there's a reddit forum dedicated to it now your username gives this post the gravitas it truly deserves
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Feb 24, 2016 20:49
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update: just pooped
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Feb 24, 2016 20:51
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Ben Smash posted:Wait, what? A goon or the husband of a goon legit died in a movie theater from Imodium over dose lol
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Captain Yossarian posted:A goon or the husband of a goon legit died in a movie theater from Imodium over dose lol How can you overdose if it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier? Do they have some magical way of actually getting high with Imodium? So many questions...
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Feb 24, 2016 21:06
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Un chien andalou posted:How can you overdose if it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier? Do they have some magical way of actually getting high with Imodium? So many questions... I imagine it did something to the lining of his GI and he might have gone septic?
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Ben Smash posted:dude you post for an hour straight from 11 to 12? actually i eat, usually but i also might poop for part of the time. i would say if a post gets made during that time, it's while pooping, because i dont like to post at a round table of people talking about things.
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Un chien andalou posted:How can you overdose if it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier? Do they have some magical way of actually getting high with Imodium? So many questions... The answer is something to do with putting stuff up the butt. That is not a joke, it is something that actually happened.
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Feb 24, 2016 21:12
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I got paid to poo today, just checking in 
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Feb 24, 2016 21:15
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Anderron Shi posted:I got paid to poo today, just checking in Where was it on this chart?  Please reference this chart whenever you make a poo-post, everybody. Thanks and happy pooping.
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Un chien andalou posted:How can you overdose if it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier? Do they have some magical way of actually getting high with Imodium? So many questions... I am on my phone so I will leave it up to someone else to share, but from what I remember Imodium acts as a narcotic when taken in massive amounts. I guarantee someone will share the link though eventually because it's hilarious
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Feb 24, 2016 21:20
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Ben Smash posted:Where was it on this chart? type 3 rolls
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satanic splash-back posted:The answer is something to do with putting stuff up the butt. That is not a joke, it is something that actually happened. I'm sure there's something ironic about putting Immodium up your rear end, but I just can't put my finger on it...
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Un chien andalou posted:I'm sure there's something ironic about putting Immodium up your rear end, but I just can't put my finger on it... Can you put your finger in it?
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Feb 24, 2016 21:22
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I made an anon suggestion to facilities to install squatty potties at work
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Feb 24, 2016 23:10
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just did another poop it shot out kinda like a canon ball and splashed a little toilet water on my bung hole
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Feb 24, 2016 23:13
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numberoneposter posted:just did another poop That sounds surprising AND refreshing!
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numberoneposter posted:just did another poop Gotta lay down some toilet paper in the water so you don't get backsplash. I tend to take a leak when I take a deuce, so I never want pisswater splashing on my b-hole.
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Feb 25, 2016 00:01
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I only poop at work. Sometimes I even fake like I'm going to poop but really I'm taking a 20 min break.
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Feb 25, 2016 00:20
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I'm going to go poop now, wish me luck that I don't get caught while i literally shitpost
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Feb 25, 2016 11:47
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It's kinda like a 6.7 OP. Its my posting time.
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Feb 25, 2016 12:40
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I was gonna deuce as soon as I got in today but ended up taking a dump right as I got out of the shower, this morning. Oh well.
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Feb 25, 2016 14:21
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I guess all I had to do was wait another 20 minutes! Gonna bring my phone and my vape and clandestinely smoke since I didn't really on the way to work this morning.
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Feb 25, 2016 14:44
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The ole puff n poop.
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Feb 25, 2016 15:19
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Just finished pooping at the office. No one here. No wife and kids beating on the door asking if I'm done yet. Total peace and solitude Spotless freshly sanitized bowl accepting my explosive offering. Nirvana
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Feb 25, 2016 16:51
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numberoneposter posted:just did another poop Ah, the pneumatically powered poo poo, a favorite.
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Feb 25, 2016 22:03
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did a small little poo i guess i didnt eat much food last night
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Feb 25, 2016 22:10
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i can feel one coming up on deck ill let you know how much money im going to get paid $$$
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I miss get tickets paid to poop. I had a second job and used to wipe out at least 15-20 minutes of my shift on the can. Now, I'm only teaching and there is pretty much no way my rear end will ever touch a toilet in a high school. For one, there's no doors plus everything is pissed on or spit on (dip) like every passing period.
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Feb 26, 2016 00:49
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that little spicy number made me $2.40
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Feb 26, 2016 01:02
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I'll have a 2 with Egg Fried Rice, 4 with Black Bean Sauce, and 4 Garlic Naans please.
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Ben Smash posted:Where was it on this chart? I'm usually in the 2-4 range. Anyways I was 10 minutes late to work today and some fucker beat me to the fresh shitter. I was so cheesed! Threw off my entire day. I'll get a fresh start tomorrow. numberoneposter posted:just did another poop This is usually a pretty exciting time, but it can be very horrible if you've been on the shitter for a while and the water that splashes up is warm as a result.
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It's weird to be afraid of pooping or peeing in a public bathroom imo and I lose respect for people who are uncomfortable with it. Same with people who won't shower in a lockeroom
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Ben Smash posted:I was gonna deuce as soon as I got in today but ended up taking a dump right as I got out of the shower, this morning. Oh well. I always poop within like 10-20 mins of getting out of the shower it's very frustrating. Why can't I poop before I get in the shower that would be more convenient
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Feb 26, 2016 08:16
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Designated making GBS threads thread.
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Feb 26, 2016 08:31
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I had to quit my job because I pooped too much at work sadtimes
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That Bristol Stool Chart needs to be updated; nothing shown there quite fits the soft, muddy, pasty shits that are so annoying because they never break off clean and wiping just smears it around. I propose to insert that type as a new class between the existing 4 and 5.
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