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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


FuturePastNow posted:

Cons: have to work on a Saturday

Pros: working all alone so I got to desecrate the womens bathroom

pee on the seat

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I've only had diarrhea for the last 8 years OP

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

FuturePastNow posted:

Cons: have to work on a Saturday

Pros: working all alone so I got to desecrate the womens bathroom

Kind of rude but whatever floats your boat

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I won't let poo poo thread die.

Anyways been a pretty good month for work making GBS threads. Some ups and downs but I'm back on schedule and have gotten a lot of forums posting done that way.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i took two shits at work today

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I took 20 shits at work yesterday.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

I took 20 shits at work yesterday.

Send my regards to your rear end in a top hat, I hope it gets better

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OctoberBlues posted:

I took 20 shits at work yesterday.
Just one steady stream.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Somebody posted this sweet tune on ye olde forums and it is my new making GBS threads music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

I assume you guys all have making GBS threads tunes to get the 'ol bunger workin hard

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I forgot about this thread. Bookmarked to post whenever I poop at work

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this sure is THE SHITTIES TTHREAD hahahahahaha

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I maintain a historic church in my state's capital and I have my own bathroom and nobody else has the key. I get paid to poop while God watches.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
making GBS threads in the House of God is pretty hosed up. Not as hosed up as leaving an upper decker though

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

made a chicken avocado spinach salad last night for so my work poop was so efficient and done so quick that i just hung around the in the stall for a while looking up memes on my phone

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

made a chicken avocado spinach salad last night for so my work poop was so efficient and done so quick that i just hung around the in the stall for a while looking up memes on my phone

:yeah:

I play vibeo games on my phone on the shitter I am getting REAL GOOD at connect 4

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Pooping at work.

:toot:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i did two poops today and free lunch at the office and its been such a slacker day woooo

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Having a good old coffee induced poop at work

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I didn't even have time to work poo poo today so I'm all backed up and am gonna do flexercises to prep for a double whammy tomorrow

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

gannyGrabber posted:

I didn't even have time to work poo poo today so I'm all backed up and am gonna do flexercises to prep for a double whammy tomorrow

You should take two laxatives and just flush your body, feel the burn, be kind to your butt

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I don't need no help to work poo poo, i'm well trained in my art

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This blows. I'm doing a rushed poo at work. Is nothing sacred?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Pumping off at work is even better than poopin. I've probably made 6k strokin' on the job.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i can just tell today is going to be a good day to poop at work

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Never poop on your own time

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Help, I have to poolp immediately upon waking

Why?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Help, I have to poolp immediately upon waking

Why?

Too much fiber the night before. Hold steady till you get to work.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

poop number one out of the way

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Spent 15 mins this mornin shittin at work, playing galaxy trucker on my phone. A good morning.

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


I don't smoke but I usually have a cigarette in the morning to help me poop.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What OP doesn't know is that his poo poo bacterial cultures are worth tens of thousands of dollars per sample to his employer. He's flushing the money right into their hands!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i hope your stools are nice and firm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my last poo was more of a giant beer fart/squirt

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

my last poo was more of a giant beer fart/squirt

You gotta tighten your bunger up

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok that last poop was a bit spicy

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Zzulu posted:

i hope your stools are nice and firm
Sounds like an old farewell from a letter.

"May your stools be nice and firm. "

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I'm pooping at work right now. Will keep you posted on my progress, and let you know how much I got paid for pooping

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
So far just one giant log of approximately 10in. Also, some blood, which is not uncommon since I have an internal hemorrhoid. Been in here for about 6 min, so I've probably made about 3 dollars. I'm pretty much done but plan on staying in here until I make another 3 bucks.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Poopin at work is the best.
Especially if you do it after your shift, so you actually doing overtime on the shitter!

Though when you leave, sweat still on your brow, and you run into the cleaning lady and her cart and she has this beaten broken look of "why would you this to me?" in hr face.

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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I'm a field technician so I've got an extensive mental inventory of the best shitters in this city (they must be clean and have ample parking, multi-toilet washrooms are preferable and always my first pick) and when their peak use hours are.

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