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Nubile Hillock posted:I'm a field technician so I've got an extensive mental inventory of the best shitters in this city (they must be clean and have ample parking, multi-toilet washrooms are preferable and always my first pick) and when their peak use hours are. Realtalk, money could be made with an app for that.
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If I cared enough I'd already be developing my app, poopr. It would feature the above info but also let you rent out your toilet to other poopr users, sort of like airbnb. You'd put your toilet "online" so that a marker would show up on everyone's map and users would leave ratings for your facilities. Payments would be made in cash, and by running a poopr facility you'd get some sort of credit that could be used at other poopr locations or maybe traded for rides in a sort of knock-off uber. Metrics for toilet ratings would include: - amount and quality of toilet paper - cleanliness - ambiance - wifi access - sound proofing - flush capacity - proximity to points of interest
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Aug 1, 2016 15:39
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Nubile Hillock posted:If I cared enough I'd already be developing my app, poopr. It would feature the above info but also let you rent out your toilet to other poopr users, sort of like airbnb. You'd put your toilet "online" so that a marker would show up on everyone's map and users would leave ratings for your facilities. Payments would be made in bitcoins, and by running a poopr facility you'd get some sort of credit that could be used at other poopr locations or maybe traded for rides in a sort of knock-off uber.
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Aug 1, 2016 15:42
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Final update. Took a lot of paper to fully clean my rear end in a top hat. Rough stuff, single ply. Had definite concerns about clogging toilet. Went down ok but needed two flushes. Left poo poo streak on bowl. Made about 6 bucks
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Aug 1, 2016 15:44
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How bout some kind of shitter taxi, id call it Shixi. Like a van with a porta or something. You feel a movement comming, but you need to get somewhere? Call a shixi and have a nice relaxed poop while also getting where you want to be!
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Aug 1, 2016 15:48
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Too much overhead on that kind of business. I suppose you could run it somewhere with looser sanitation laws, but you'd still have to shell out for the equipment.
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Aug 1, 2016 15:50
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Our multi stall shitter has no fart fan so pretty much first thing in the morning, you're greeted with the foulest of stenches. I personally walk right past that hellhole and upstairs straight to the client bathroom, complete with ceramic bowl style sink, music and an efficient fart fan. Unfortunately I'm paid 100% commission so I actually lose money while making GBS threads.
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Aug 1, 2016 16:12
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on vacation so technically getting paid to poo
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Aug 1, 2016 21:15
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Pooping at work again today. Using the bathroom in the news department because they don't get into the office until 9 and I can really let it rip. I plan on making about 6-7 bucks while I'm in here
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Aug 2, 2016 13:36
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interwhat posted:Unfortunately I'm paid 100% commission so I actually lose money while making GBS threads. This is incredibly inhumane and I just want you to know we're all pulling for you, buddy. I'll spend an extra 5 mins on the can today in silent protest of your mistreatment.
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Aug 2, 2016 13:58
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Realtalk, money could be made with an app for that. Pooperjohn go
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Aug 2, 2016 18:53
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I am now salaried so there's really no point in pooping at work these days. I miss the glory days of 15 minute poop breaks.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:04
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Went for two number twos today 
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I never poo poo in work but my colleagues think I poo poo the most out of everybody... Really I'm just reading random stuff on the internet on my phone.
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