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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I'm a field technician so I've got an extensive mental inventory of the best shitters in this city (they must be clean and have ample parking, multi-toilet washrooms are preferable and always my first pick) and when their peak use hours are.

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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
If I cared enough I'd already be developing my app, poopr. It would feature the above info but also let you rent out your toilet to other poopr users, sort of like airbnb. You'd put your toilet "online" so that a marker would show up on everyone's map and users would leave ratings for your facilities. Payments would be made in cash, and by running a poopr facility you'd get some sort of credit that could be used at other poopr locations or maybe traded for rides in a sort of knock-off uber.

Metrics for toilet ratings would include:

- amount and quality of toilet paper
- cleanliness
- ambiance
- wifi access
- sound proofing
- flush capacity
- proximity to points of interest

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Too much overhead on that kind of business. I suppose you could run it somewhere with looser sanitation laws, but you'd still have to shell out for the equipment.

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