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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




symbolic posted:

could be European or wherever the gently caress the driver's side is wrong

Does anyone outside of the US and Canada actually listen to this poo poo?


Oh, here's some good country music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi9hDrAVHa4

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

hank 3, johnny 5, heavy metal suicide
foreign debts, homeless vets
aids, crack, poz my rear end

WE DIDNT START THE FIRE

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Country concerts are like 6:1 Female:Male. That's what is so great about Country Music

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Are we talking country or Country?
Because anything mainstream after like mid 1980s can suck donkey balls.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Merle Haggard should (and likely could) kick the OP's rear end.
Waylon Jennings should gently caress his poo poo up as well.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I don't like country very much but Johnny Cash is OK, hope you enjoy my unique views on country music OP

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I can secretly like bad "country" music as I am a product of a girl growing up in the cuntry in the early 00s.

I also often have bbq stains on my tshirt, Mr McGraw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYRFgWbalBE

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Zahgaegun posted:

90% of everything is poo poo, btw.

Except for country music which is 100% poo poo in every perceivable dimension and aspect.

All country music and anyone who likes, or even tolerates the sound of that garbage would be far better off being sewn together mouth-to-rear end around the heartland which then should be thoroughly nuked deep into the Earth mantle.

- An unironic post

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I'm sorry none of yall got picked to slow-dance to Rascal Flatts at the school dances.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011



Insane Country Posse

Cartouche fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Feb 23, 2016

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
You clowns havent talked once about kris kriatofferson im ashamed

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Remember that time Tim McGraw did a song with Nelly? Those were scary and confusing times.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hoo boy i sure love being a huge uncultured retard

turnt up that am radio jimbob yeehaw

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds dangerously close to a regional type of music. What region would have lovely music about illiteracy, being poor, and animals? HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXQYMRQbvI

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

OctoberBlues posted:

Remember that time Tim McGraw did a song with Nelly? Those were scary and confusing times.

Tim Mcgraws voice always gives me chills on this song, it's very few and far between you see Hip-Hop stars cross over with Country and even more rare for the song to be as good as this, it's not easy to pull off and i give them both so much respect for making this masterpiece, sucks this song had to end up applying to me but oh well.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*in deep baritone song*


EXCHAAANGE YOUR IRON CHAINS FOR GOLLLLLLLD CHAINS

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOU8QtvcgB8

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

OctoberBlues posted:

Can you come up with the guitar part and I'll do lyrics?

Woke up today with a tear in my eye
Been 7 long years since daddy died
That inaguration broke his heart
Voted R his whole life, always did his part
Knew the country was going straight to hell
Cried out in pain and right there he fell...

Obama killed my daddy!
Obama killed my daddy!
That son of a bitch, he did it this time
Stick him in jail, it's a straight up crime
Obama killed my daddy!
Yes, Obama killed my daddy!

The guitar part should go G C and then D and be really trebly

I used all the country music theory there is to compose this brilliant arrangement for you.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Waylon was great and seemed like a cool dude.

red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine
The dividing line between good country and generic, no-talent, absolute poo poo is percussion. If a song has percussion and claims to be country it is absolute poo poo. All the good country everyone is referencing in here has no percussion.

I've had doubts about this hard-line stance with Steve Earl, but decided he's rock, not country.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
i like willie nelson

he smokes a lot of weed

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Try living in Nashville and really hating country music!!

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Isaac posted:

You clowns havent talked once about kris kriatofferson im ashamed

or billy joe shaver


red_dirt posted:

I've had doubts about this hard-line stance with Steve Earl, but decided he's rock, not country.

steve earle's more country than anything coming out of nashville

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Feb 24, 2016

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Roger Miller was good too

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

White women seem to like it, I dunno, whatever

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Jastiger posted:

Sounds dangerously close to a regional type of music. What region would have lovely music about illiteracy, being poor, and animals? HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Detroit?

Camel Camus
Jun 16, 2009

Mais, non, je suis fantastique!

try Kendrick Lamar, op, I've heard tell he's the mulattoe's "Randy Travis"!

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Country Music is kinda racist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTChaucaM0s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWvYDqycZUk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byk3As3-Usk

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrACKMKATds

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
townes van zaNDt is also awesome im p sad that some human being racist robbed me of my av of him :( :argh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
no one wants to talk about it, but jazz spawned r&b, rap and country. without the slaves playing their funky music, country wouldnt exist so im glad of it. all four types of music, not slavery

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NJC18Oi04

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Country concerts are like 6:1 Female:Male. That's what is so great about Country Music

This dude knows what's up. If you're throwing a party with a bunch of women, put on some really lovely country about drinking (like every song is about drinking) and it'll be good to go in an hour.

Good

to

loving

go

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcooQ-PvFKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGL-2Zg2bqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GrQ_sPAHtY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cci6Jn2t-Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VN54M1OXA

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Country concerts are like 6:1 Female:Male. That's what is so great about Country Music

this is the answer, op

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Some country music is pretty good, no big deal if you're not into it, it's ok for people to like things that do not appeal to you.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Country music is like metal music. You can never tell if they are being ironic. The gas station i go to plays country, and every goddamn song I'm like "If I was going to write a song mocking country music, it would be the song that's playing right now".

Wild T posted:

Good

to

loving

go

Yeah, but that only works if you're into fat girls.

Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Feb 25, 2016

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Groke posted:

That Folsom prison live album: Best live album ever, or best live album ever?

Love that album.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Helical Nightmares posted:

Love that album.

Yeah.

I don't consider Johnny Cash to be country music because he's actually good.

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