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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
https://www.fig.co/campaigns/jay-and-silent-bob-chronic-blunt-punch

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

gently caress YES!!!!! gently caress YES!!!!!!!! OH HOLY gently caress YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Snoogie Boogie

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Snoochie Boochies!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Goddamn. Between this and FF7 remake, it's a great time to be alive!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

[Me as I click Get Rewards]: gently caress gently caress gently caress
Motha motha gently caress motha motha gently caress gently caress
Motha gently caress motha gently caress
Noische noische noische
1, 2 1, 2, 3, 4 noische noische noische
Smoking weed smoking wiz
Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
Rolling fatties smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts?
We smoke the blunts and smokin em

Uh let me get a nickel bag

15 bucks little man
Put that poo poo in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love yea
Owee owee owee o
I think I wanna kno ya kno ya
Yea what

What the hell you signin?

You don't know jungle love?
That poo poo was the mad notes
Written by god herself
And handed down to the greatest band in the world,
The motherfuckin time

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Ffffffuck yes... Can't wait to bro op with mah friends and watch Jay and Silent Bob rip through hordes of pig cops and SJW fats to pull off the greatest heist of the twenty first century- the Cullinan dimebag, largest dimebag on earth.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Kevin Smith is hoping to give Jay and Silent Bob, characters that debuted in 1994’s low-budget Clerks, a new lease on life. He and friend Jason Mewes are teaming with Super Comboman developer Interabang for a new crowdfunding project.

Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch is going to be the next game seeking funds on Fig. The platform, whose advisory board includes :siren:Double Fine’s:siren: :sirem:Tim Schafer :siren:, Obsidian’s Feargus Urquhart, and InXile’s Brian Fargo, has seen successful campaigns for Psychonauts 2 and Mobius Digital’s Outer Wilds.
What the gently caress?!?!? No!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Just donated a thousand dollars, pimps. Game on!

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Snoogins.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

My

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

loving

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

wallet.

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Kevin Smith is hoping to give Jay and Silent Bob, characters that debuted in 1994’s low-budget Clerks, a new lease on life. He and friend Jason Mewes are teaming with Super Comboman developer Interabang for a new crowdfunding project.

Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch is going to be the next game seeking funds on Fig. The platform, whose advisory board includes :siren:Double Fine’s:siren: :sirem:Tim Schafer :siren:, Obsidian’s Feargus Urquhart, and InXile’s Brian Fargo, has seen successful campaigns for Psychonauts 2 and Mobius Digital’s Outer Wilds.
What the gently caress?!?!? No!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLS yeah

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Next up: Kevin Smith's Dragon's Dogema.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Kevin Smith is hoping to give Jay and Silent Bob, characters that debuted in 1994’s low-budget Clerks, a new lease on life. He and friend Jason Mewes are teaming with Super Comboman developer Interabang for a new crowdfunding project.

Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch is going to be the next game seeking funds on Fig. The platform, whose advisory board includes :siren:Double Fine’s:siren: :sirem:Tim Schafer :siren:, Obsidian’s Feargus Urquhart, and InXile’s Brian Fargo, has seen successful campaigns for Psychonauts 2 and Mobius Digital’s Outer Wilds.
What the gently caress?!?!? No!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Oh snap. 2020 is going to be loving awesome.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
2020 is going to be the Year of Gaming.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Smoking crack and enjoying the view askewniverse

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Black Baby Goku posted:

Smoking crack and enjoying the view askewniverse

Jason Mewes would be proud if he hadn't died 30 years ago.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Pablo Gigante posted:

Jason Mewes would be proud if he hadn't died 30 years ago.

Actually he traded a necromancer his teeth, for a second chance at life.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

gently caress YES!!!!! gently caress YES!!!!!!!! OH HOLY gently caress YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

snooch to the motherfucking nooch

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

White Genocide posted:

snooch to the motherfucking nooch

Whose parachute account are you

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Whose parachute account are you

fuckin, no ones dude. believe

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

White Genocide is cool.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

net cafe scandal posted:

White Genocide is cool.

Ah so this is the kind of people who the Imp Zone has as moderators.

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

In highschool I went to see Kevin speak. When he said "dicksucker" the ASL person signing his speech mimed sucking dick. It was awesome.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Jay and Silent Bob in interactive entertainment form ftw

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

White Genocide posted:

In highschool I went to see Kevin speak. When he said "dicksucker" the ASL person signing his speech mimed sucking dick. It was awesome.

Lol and may I add... lmao.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Tim Schafer did nothing wrong.

liquid courage
Aug 12, 2011

Jay and Silent Bob sell marijuana outside of a convenience store, swear profusely, and are constantly on the prowl for booty. If we had to censor these aspects of their personalities we would have failed to faithfully translate the characters to a game. We want our heroes to curse, smoke a blunt, and do a back flip scissor kick to a pussy troll without having a traditional publisher police officer watering down our crazy ideas.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

what i really want is a Jay and Silent Bob Weed Dealer Outside of Convenience Store Simulator

beepstreet
Feb 7, 2005

Bolverkur posted:

what i really want is a Jay and Silent Bob Weed Dealer Outside of Convenience Store Simulator

Early 2000s Newgrounds game style

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

beepstreet posted:

Early 2000s Newgrounds game style

Oh gently caress yes!!!!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

beepstreet posted:

Early 2000s Newgrounds game style

Can't wait to smoke weed and play a mid 2010's crowdfunded game style game

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