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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Minimalist Program posted:

Nice. Here's a photo from the route where they're going to run the marathon:



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Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
What about some cool guy doing tricks on one of those tin scooters? Is that in the Olympics yet?

Or maybe in addition to the awesome and fully legitimate sports where you zoom down a hill on a skateboard headfirst and then zoom down a hill on a skateboard feet first, they could do one where you zoom down a hill on a skateboard sideways

Right into a giant puddle of poo poo

Put Bob Costas on that poo poo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lucky Guy posted:

brazil have stepped up the animal game to new levels:



I would take care of those horses :(

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

numberoneposter posted:

they should just have sexy people do naked oil wrestling

all of the events should be naked

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

FYAD is where you post gross pictures. This is GBS.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I'm actually fluent in Portuguese.

Baile bom, baile bom. Funk carioca. Tropa de elite. Sim, sim.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

OP can't fool me. That isn't Brazil; the baby's head is normal-sized.

SomePacifist
Sep 4, 2009

Thank you PAWGfessor Shark!

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I'm actually fluent in Portuguese.

Baile bom, baile bom. Funk carioca. Tropa de elite. Sim, sim.

You forgot Cidade de Deus, shame on you.

Goddamn, what a good movie.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

Reminder that they took wrestling out of the Olympics.

Wrestling.
:eyepop:
do these jokers even know what games they are running?! i'm pretty sure that one is mandatory. Zeus will get pissed

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all of the events should be naked

they used to be :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yo remember when brazil got completely humiliated on a global scale when the germans kicked the poo poo out of them in the world cup haaahah nice job you stupid assholes!!!

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
The only thing I know about Brazil is that everybody I know who plays DOTA seem to hate playing against/with Brazilians

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark you have a mental disease

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

:eyepop:
do these jokers even know what games they are running?! i'm pretty sure that one is mandatory. Zeus will get pissed

They put it back in for 2020 out of shame, I don't know if it's in for 2016 or not, but if you don't have wrestling you don't have the summer Olympics imo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Prettz posted:

they should remove everything from the olympics except events related to bronze age warfare

Agree

Instead of hours and hours of swimming and diving and running around it should just be boxing and judo and wrestling and sword fights and maybe a big naval battle.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

gleebster posted:

OP can't fool me. That isn't Brazil; the baby's head is normal-sized.

I can't let that joke go without acknowledgement. Good show.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sheep-Goats posted:

Professor Shark you have a mental disease

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

the olympics are bullshit, the IOC are bullshit, dismantle everything, tear it all down

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

LED hoola hoops competition

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

LED hoola hoops competition

"racewalking" is a real, actual, olympic sport

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

That one is tolerable but the previous hominid thing you posted is legit gross

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sheep-Goats posted:

That one is tolerable buy the previous hominid thing you posted is legit gross

*Makes condescending tsk-ing sounds, shakes head and smiles at your naivety*

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
If Liveleak has taught me anything any athlete who sets foot in there will be approached by a helmeted dude on a motorcycle and shot to death with a machine pistol.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Professor Shark posted:

I would take care of those horses :(

they get all the trash they can eat, it's like a buffet, golden corral specifically

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i cant argue with anything the OP says he is 100, but i did see a youtube video of a brazilian tv show where a smoking hot babe dresses in a tiny bikini and goes and interviews people at the beach

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

BigBoss posted:


Here's a photo of the place where the sailing and rowing events are going to happen:


Since when is the Ganges in Rio?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Chinatown posted:

its gonna suck and im probably not gonna watch most of it because haha who gives a poo poo about track & field, et all

Personally, I hope everyone dies.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
well at least some babies will die due to their mothers being infected with zika lol

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Wowza Prof Shark spices up another thread!

naem
May 29, 2011

Do it ironically posted:

i cant argue with anything the OP says he is 100, but i did see a youtube video of a brazilian tv show where a smoking hot babe dresses in a tiny bikini and goes and interviews people at the beach

http://youtu.be/cZwv

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
If professor shark is wrong I don't wanna be right

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qPPxnOlrlo

Here is a video on the problem.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Cartouche posted:

Since when is the Ganges in Rio?

the ganges is a filthy corpse disposal area because of cultural reasons. like sure, they would probably still use it as a landfill without those reasons because india is a third world country with terrible public utilities and hygiene but they probably wouldnt drink it. for brazil, there is no excuse. it is polluted as hell because of incompetence and corruption.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
I hope Rio's Olympic village is as much of a trainwreck as Sochi's.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I was expecting a nat geo report.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

the ganges is a filthy corpse disposal area because of cultural reasons. like sure, they would probably still use it as a landfill without those reasons because india is a third world country with terrible public utilities and hygiene but they probably wouldnt drink it. for brazil, there is no excuse. it is polluted as hell because of incompetence and corruption.

So the same?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

So the same?

same basic cause, but brazil doesnt pretend that their disgusting water is magic.

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Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Chinatown posted:

"racewalking" is a real, actual, olympic sport

I just looked this up and it's true what the gently caress

What the loving gently caress

I was joking about how retarded the olympics is earlier but what the greasy butt loving gently caress racewalking in the name of gently caress

Okay I'm out

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