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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Gervasius posted:

Come on, man, check your sources, that sure is a website with hard-hitting articles like this:



Or asking such hard questions such as "But was there really a genocide in the Balkans led by Milošević?"

How the hell do you expect to have anything accurate?

Wholly chao, that's a headline.

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1457724336836595716

Belarus gets the best people.

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Apr 30, 2005

Mokotow posted:

Oh hey it’s the bi-yearly Clancy chat time again? poo poo, time flies

Oi, so that's why this thread has over 30 comments overnight

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Apr 30, 2005

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Russia did great until 1994. Japan and Germany were given massive loans by the US. Let's not forget those facts when saying Russia should have laid down and died in 1948

The 90's weren't particularly kind to Russia.

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1466001201586225154



:toot:

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Apr 30, 2005

CMYK BLYAT! posted:

god i love our media

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1468385883774726151

is there/is there going to be a full readout of the call or are we only getting the press briefing talking points

:stare:

Wholly Chao

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

All the nuke chat reminds me Lukashenko is sitting on a large supply of HEU and weapons-grade plutonium that for whatever reason Belarus kept when they turned over their nukes to Russia.

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Apr 30, 2005

CMYK BLYAT! posted:

lol https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1471433806796271617

please tell me the defense was "but we have no troops deployed in the LNR and DNR"

Oh no, they forgot the pretense.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

GABA ghoul posted:

Tell me where the combat gays touched you

Welp, goodbye Ukraine. No way the Baltics or Poland would ever agree to this.

Either he murdered/raped someone or got caught selling classified information. Can't imagine any other reason why someone would flee to Belarus except to avoid >5 years in prison.

There's at least one American hiding in Belarus because he was part of the January 6 insurrection so yes, it's a good place to evade prosecution it seems.

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Apr 30, 2005

Nenonen posted:

Well Nazis massed their troops on Soviet border and Soviet spies were accurately informing Stalin about their intentions and Hitler had written a best seller about his desire to grab living space from Russia and wipe out communism, naturally it became as a complete shock when they crossed the border.

"Hitler couldn't possibly be that stupid" is close to what Stalin said if I recall my history correctly

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Apr 30, 2005

Vasukhani posted:

THE next summer Alcibiades sailed with twenty ships to Argos and seized the suspected persons still left of the Lacedaemonian faction to the number of three hundred, whom the Athenians forthwith lodged in the neighbouring islands of their empire. The Athenians also made an expedition against the isle of Melos with thirty ships of their own, six Chian, and two Lesbian vessels, sixteen hundred heavy infantry, three hundred archers, and twenty mounted archers from Athens, and about fifteen hundred heavy infantry from the allies and the islanders. The Melians are a colony of Lacedaemon that would not submit to the Athenians like the other islanders, and at first remained neutral and took no part in the struggle, but afterwards upon the Athenians using violence and plundering their territory, assumed an attitude of open hostility. Cleomedes, son of Lycomedes, and Tisias, son of Tisimachus, the generals, encamping in their territory with the above armament, before doing any harm to their land, sent envoys to negotiate. These the Melians did not bring before the people, but bade them state the object of their mission to the magistrates and the few; upon which the Athenian envoys spoke as follows:
Athenians. Since the negotiations are not to go on before the people, in order that we may not be able to speak straight on without interruption, and deceive the ears of the multitude by seductive arguments which would pass without refutation (for we know that this is the meaning of our being brought before the few), what if you who sit there were to pursue a method more cautious still? Make no set speech yourselves, but take us up at whatever you do not like, and settle that before going any farther. And first tell us if this proposition of ours suits you.
The Melian commissioners answered:
Melians. To the fairness of quietly instructing each other as you propose there is nothing to object; but your military preparations are too far advanced to agree with what you say, as we see you are come to be judges in your own cause, and that all we can reasonably expect from this negotiation is war, if we prove to have right on our side and refuse to submit, and in the contrary case, slavery.
Athenians. If you have met to reason about presentiments of the future, or for anything else than to consult for the safety of your state upon the facts that you see before you, we will give over; otherwise we will go on.
Melians. It is natural and excusable for men in our position to turn more ways than one both in thought and utterance. However, the question in this conference is, as you say, the safety of our country; and the discussion, if you please, can proceed in the way which you propose.
Athenians. For ourselves, we shall not trouble you with specious pretences- either of how we have a right to our empire because we overthrew the Mede, or are now attacking you because of wrong that you have done us- and make a long speech which would not be believed; and in return we hope that you, instead of thinking to influence us by saying that you did not join the Lacedaemonians, although their colonists, or that you have done us no wrong, will aim at what is feasible, holding in view the real sentiments of us both; since you know as well as we do that right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they canand the weak suffer what they must.
Melians. As we think, at any rate, it is expedient- we speak as we are obliged, since you enjoin us to let right alone and talk only of interest- that you should not destroy what is our common protection, the privilege of being allowed in danger to invoke what is fair and right, and even to profit by arguments not strictly valid if they can be got to pass current. And you are as much interested in this as any, as your fall would be a signal for the heaviest vengeance and an example for the world to meditate upon.
Athenians. The end of our empire, if end it should, does not frighten us: a rival empire like Lacedaemon, even if Lacedaemon was our real antagonist, is not so terrible to the vanquished as subjects who by themselves attack and overpower their rulers. This, however, is a risk that we are content to take. We will now proceed to show you that we are come here in the interest of our empire, and that we shall say what we are now going to say, for the preservation of your country; as we would fain exercise that empire over you withouttrouble, and see you preserved for the good of us both.
Melians. And how, pray, could it turn out as good for us to serve as for you to rule?
Athenians. Because you would have the advantage of submitting before suffering the worst, and we should gain by not destroying you.
Melians. So that you would not consent to our being neutral, friends instead of enemies, but allies of neither side.
Athenians. No; for your hostility cannot so much hurt us as your friendship will be an argument to our subjects of our weakness, and your enmity of our power.
Melians. Is that your subjects' idea of equity, to put those who have nothing to do with you in the same category with peoples that are most of them your own colonists, and some conquered rebels?
Athenians. As far as right goes they think one has as much of it as the other, and that if any maintain their independence it is because they are strong, and that if we do not molest them it is because we are afraid; so that besides extending our empire we should gain in security by your subjection; the fact that you are islanders and weaker than others rendering it all the more important that you should not succeed in baffling the masters of the sea.
Melians. But do you consider that there is no security in the policy which we indicate? For here again if you debar us from talking about justice and invite us to obey your interest, we also must explain ours, and try to persuade you, if the two happen to coincide. How can you avoid making enemies of all existing neutrals who shall look at case from it that one day or another you will attack them? And what is this but to make greater the enemies that you have already, and to force others to become so who would otherwise have never thought of it?
Athenians. Why, the fact is that continentals generally give us but little alarm; the liberty which they enjoy will long prevent their taking precautions against us; it is rather islanders like yourselves, outside our empire, and subjects smarting under the yoke, who would be the most likely to take a rash step and lead themselves and us into obvious danger.
Melians. Well then, if you risk so much to retain your empire, and your subjects to get rid of it, it were surely great baseness and cowardice in us who are still free not to try everything that can be tried, before submitting to your yoke.
Athenians. Not if you are well advised, the contest not being an equal one, with honour as the prize and shame as the penalty, but a question of self-preservation and of not resisting those who are far stronger than you are.
Melians. But we know that the fortune of war is sometimes more impartial than the disproportion of numbers might lead one to suppose; to submit is to give ourselves over to despair, while action still preserves for us a hope that we may stand erect.
Athenians. Hope, danger's comforter, may be indulged in by those who have abundant resources, if not without loss at all events without ruin; but its nature is to be extravagant, and those who go so far as to put their all upon the venture see it in its true colours only when they are ruined; but so long as the discovery would enable them to guard against it, it is never found wanting. Let not this be the case with you, who are weak and hang on a single turn of the scale; nor be like the vulgar, who, abandoning such security as human means may still afford, when visible hopes fail them in extremity, turn to invisible, to prophecies and oracles, and other such inventions thatdelude men with hopes to their destruction.
Melians. You may be sure that we are as well aware as you of the difficulty of contending against your power and fortune, unless the terms be equal. But we trust that the gods may grant us fortune as good as yours, since we are just men fighting against unjust, and that what we want in power will be made up by the alliance of the Lacedaemonians, who are bound, if only for very shame, to come to the aid of their kindred. Our confidence, therefore, after all is not so utterly irrational.
Athenians. When you speak of the favour of the gods, we may as fairly hope for that as yourselves; neither our pretensions nor our conduct being in any way contrary to what men believe of the gods, or practise among themselves. Of the gods we believe, and of men we know, that by a necessary law of their nature they rule wherever they can. And it is not as if we were the first to make this law, or to act upon it when made: we found it existing before us, and shall leave it to exist for ever after us; all we do is to make use of it, knowing that you and everybody else, having the same power as we have, would do the same as we do. Thus, as far as the gods are concerned, we have no fear and no reason to fear that we shall be at a disadvantage. But when we come to your notion about the Lacedaemonians, which leads you to believe that shame will make them help you, here we bless your simplicity but do not envy your folly. The Lacedaemonians, when their own interests or their country's laws are in question, are the worthiest men alive; of their conduct towards others much might be said, but no clearer idea of it could be given than by shortly saying that of all the men we know they are most conspicuous in considering what is agreeable honourable, and what is expedient just. Such a way of thinking does not promise much for the safety which you now unreasonably count upon.
Melians. But it is for this very reason that we now trust to their respect for expediency to prevent them from betraying the Melians, their colonists, and thereby losing the confidence of their friends in Hellas and helping their enemies.
Athenians. Then you do not adopt the view that expediency goes with security, while justice and honour cannot be followed without danger; and danger the Lacedaemonians generally court as little as possible.
Melians. But we believe that they would be more likely to face even danger for our sake, and with more confidence than for others, as our nearness to Peloponnese makes it easier for them to act, and our common blood ensures our fidelity.
Athenians. Yes, but what an intending ally trusts to is not the goodwill of those who ask his aid, but a decided superiority of power for action; and the Lacedaemonians look to this even more than others. At least, such is their distrust of their home resources that it is only with numerous allies that they attack a neighbour; now is it likely that while we are masters of the sea they will cross over to an island?
Melians. But they would have others to send. The Cretan Sea is a wide one, and it is more difficult for those who command it to intercept others, than for those who wish to elude them to do so safely. And should the Lacedaemonians miscarry in this, they would fall upon your land, and upon those left of your allies whom Brasidas did not reach; and instead of places which are not yours, you will have to fight for your own country and your own confederacy.
Athenians. Some diversion of the kind you speak of you may one day experience, only to learn, as others have done, that the Athenians never once yet withdrew from a siege for fear of any. But we are struck by the fact that, after saying you would consult for the safety of your country, in all this discussion you have mentioned nothing which men might trust in and think to be saved by. Your strongest arguments depend upon hope and the future, and your actual resources are too scanty, as compared with those arrayed against you, for you to come out victorious. You will therefore show great blindness of judgment, unless, after allowing us to retire, you can find some counsel more prudent than this. You will surely not be caught by that idea of disgrace, which in dangers that are disgraceful, and at the same time too plain to be mistaken, proves so fatal to mankind; since in too many cases the very men that have their eyes perfectly open to what they are rushing into, let the thing called disgrace, by the mere influence of a seductive name, lead them on to a point at which they become so enslaved by the phrase as in fact to fall wilfully into hopeless disaster, and incur disgrace more disgraceful as the companion of error, than when it comes as the result of misfortune. This, if you are well advised, you will guard against; and you will not think it dishonourable to submit to the greatest city in Hellas, when it makes you the moderate offer of becoming its tributary ally, without ceasing to enjoy the country that belongs to you; nor when you have the choice given you between war and security, will you be so blinded as to choose the worse. And it is certain that those who do not yield to their equals, who keep terms with their superiors, and are moderate towards their inferiors, on the whole succeed best. Think over the matter, therefore, after our withdrawal, and reflect once and again that it is for your country that you are consulting, that you have not more than one, and that upon this one deliberation depends its prosperity or ruin.
The Athenians now withdrew from the conference; and the Melians, left to themselves, came to a decision corresponding with what they had maintained in the discussion, and answered: "Our resolution, Athenians, is the same as it was at first. We will not in a moment deprive of freedom a city that has been inhabited these seven hundred years; but we put our trust in the fortune by which the gods have preserved it until now, and in the help of men, that is, of the Lacedaemonians; and so we will try and save ourselves. Meanwhile we invite you to allow us to be friends to you and foes to neither party, and to retire from our country after making such a treaty as shall seem fit to us both."

Such was the answer of the Melians. The Athenians now departing from the conference said: "Well, you alone, as it seems to us, judging from these resolutions, regard what is future as more certain than what is before your eyes, and what is out of sight, in your eagerness, as already coming to pass; and as you have staked most on, and trusted most in, the Lacedaemonians, your fortune, and your hopes, so will you be most completely deceived."
The Athenian envoys now returned to the army; and the Melians showing no signs of yielding, the generals at once betook themselves to hostilities, and drew a line of circumvallation round the Melians, dividing the work among the different states. Subsequently the Athenians returned with most of their army, leaving behind them a certain number of their own citizens and of the allies to keep guard by land and sea. The force thus left stayed on and besieged the place. About the same time the Argives invaded the territory of Phlius and lost eighty men cut off in an ambush by the Phliasians and Argive exiles. Meanwhile the Athenians at Pylos took so much plunder from the Lacedaemonians that the latter, although they still refrained from breaking off the treaty and going to war with Athens, yet proclaimed that any of their people that chose might plunder the Athenians. The Corinthians also commenced hostilities with the Athenians for private quarrels of their own; but the rest of the Peloponnesians stayed quiet. Meanwhile the Melians attacked by night and took the part of the Athenian lines over against the market, and killed some of the men, and brought in corn and all else that they could find useful to them, and so returned and kept quiet, while the Athenians took measures to keep better guard in future.

Summer was now over. The next winter the Lacedaemonians intended to invade the Argive territory, but arriving at the frontier found the sacrifices for crossing unfavourable, and went back again. This intention of theirs gave the Argives suspicions of certain of their fellow citizens, some of whom they arrested; others, however, escaped them. About the same time the Melians again took another part of the Athenian lines which were but feebly garrisoned. Reinforcements afterwards arriving from Athens in consequence, under the command of Philocrates, son of Demeas, the siege was now pressed vigorously; and some treachery taking place inside, the Melians surrendered at discretion to the Athenians, who put to death all the grown men whom they took, and sold the women and children for slaves, and subsequently sent out five hundred colonists and inhabited the place themselves.

:catstare:

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1474443387336069125

WW III started with a molotov cocktail.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

The push to ban western media from Russia may be happening.

https://twitter.com/realworldrj/status/1474723112394625024

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Apr 30, 2005


RT reminds good patriotic Russians there's no place like being homophobe for the holidays.

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Apr 30, 2005

Cugel the Clever posted:

Surprise surprise, Russian belligerence is prompting states that have long maintained an ostensible "neutrality" to reaffirm that they may join NATO should they find it necessary. Highlights just how weak and stupid Putin is to be actively pushing others towards the coalition arrayed against him.

https://twitter.com/TPKanslia/status/1477225405920821248

It's neat how Finland's national flower is one of the best smelling in the world and one of the deadliest at the same time.

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Den_2042/status/1478649779362140165

https://twitter.com/XSovietNews/status/1478648956074737664

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1478635964457181185

https://twitter.com/AlexKokcharov/status/1478647469638619136

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1478843336630882308

Putin is dead set on grabbing any piece of the former Soviet Union he can.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/worldonalert/status/1478818987031080963


:thunk:

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/patriotbelarus2/status/1479131510716440582

quote:

At present, a large group (estimated 7-8) of the Russian Aerospace Forces transport aircraft are moving from the Machulishchi airbase (Belarus) to Yekaterinburg. There is a peacekeeping contingent on board. After passing customs procedures, the group will leave for Kazakhstan. https://t.me/Radioskaner

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

lol Wikileaks.

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1479265368115982346



Love the side article about crypto slumping due to the fighting.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jan 7, 2022

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Oh no, he did it now.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1479914590750363654

This is just what Russia needs with upcoming Ukraine talks.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Nenonen posted:

I can attest, having housed some Russians at my home (including two lovely babushkas who made me a wonderful breakfast), that it was not difficult to get them out.

I still wouldn't borrow my couch to a former KGB officer.

Especially if he offers to make tea.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/TheRReport/status/1480200575597916164

The United States will be going into the upcoming talks with a priori conclusions.

quote:

“We're going to be able to put things on the table, the Russians will do the same, both directly with us at NATO at the [Organization for Security and Cooperation] and we'll see if they're grounds for moving forward,” he added.

Blinken on Sunday reiterated that the U.S.pulling some troops out of Eastern Europe and ruling out expanding NATO to include Ukraine are both off the negotiating table.


quote:

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov earlier on Sunday said it is possible that the talks between the U.S. and Russia break down quickly. He specifically said conversations could end after the first meeting.

Both countries plan on making no concessions.

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Apr 30, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Onto my next line of thinking post-war: What the hell happens to Russia when Putin eats it/gets ousted? Could any wild-eyed Russian nationalist take power? Would the oligarchs place one of their own? Does Russia become more or less trigger-happy?

I imagine oligarchs fighting it out for power and lots of chaos. Is there anyone who remotely exudes the same big strong daddy aura as Putin?

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1482183958972575744

Hee hee, Silly Russia tweaked Denmark's nose.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I started the first Eastern Europe thread because Ukraine was invited to an EU Eastern Partnership meeting in Vilnius in 2013 and I had a feeling the Russians would not react well. Despite the many times, this thread has sunk into clancy chat I have to concede clancy-like thinking started the discussion.

You can always rely on Russia being a bully with their neighbors when a country they consider in their sphere of influence is led astray by the satanic ungodly west.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

meanwhile ...

https://twitter.com/stefsiohan/status/1484653452118663169

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Apr 30, 2005

There used to be another thread in GBS but it was mostly slavsquatting and funny EE memes.

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Apr 30, 2005


Welp, this doesn't look good at all. There are more talks scheduled for Wednesday.

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Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1490303211193913346

Thanks for the clarification, Alexander G.

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Apr 30, 2005

Paladinus posted:

If it's in reference to his interview to Soloviev, he was talking about cutting off gas and electricity supply to Ukraine, not military involvement. At least that's what is in the clip everyone's posting, I'm not watching the entire thing, sorry.

True, but now he's saying he will launch missiles on Ukraine if the US pushes Ukraine into war.

https://t.me/bbbreaking/113260

quote:

Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko said that Moscow and Minsk drew "red lines" for Kiev, crossing which he would receive an answer, but at the same time expressed the opinion that the United States was pushing Ukraine to war. “This is just the essence of the war, about which you are now debating, and we have:“ Oh, Ukraine will fight. Yes, not Ukraine, the Americans are pushing them to war, ”Lukashenko said. Answering the question of how to properly behave with Kiev in such a situation, Lukashenka said that "everything was done very correctly by the president of Russia." "I support it. We drew" red lines ". Stepped on the" red line "- get it!" - continued the Belarusian president. In response to a clarifying question whether a missile attack on the territory of Ukraine could be the answer, Lukashenka said that "not only." "Everything there is. If you drew a" red line ", then you drew it for what? So that no one crosses it," he stressed.

Apologies for Google translation.

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Apr 30, 2005

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Apr 30, 2005


:lmao:

American media proclaimed all attempts to talk Russia out of whatever Russia is doing have failed and Russia will continue to do whatever it is they're doing. They make it all sound dire. At least Russia wants everyone to remain calm with statements like "We hope that the escalation of the situation in Ukraine will not lead to a stage that calls for a military response from us."

https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1491359729398206466

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Apr 30, 2005


You'll just confuse most Americans with this map.

e: why is Ulan Bator there? :lol:

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