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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

hahahahaha that was so bad

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
NO


END


END THIS drat FEUD




NOOOOOOOOOO

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So... maybe Whitmer was right and Colby and Page should have stuck with him?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahahahahahaha that sell

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
why are these security guys here why is any of this

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
haha what a weird reverse piledriver. Indy wrestling has some dumb moves.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

abraham linksys posted:

why are these security guys here why is any of this

I don't know but that sell was worth all of it

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Those boys don't belong to you Mr. Party Peacock

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:allears: Dalton.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME DALTON CASTLE HAS A SEXY WEIRD ACCENT UNTIL NOW

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dalton: Happy 14th birthda-
Jerry Lawler: :frogon:
Dalton: -y, ROH.
Jerry Lawler: :sigh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dalton Castle is a pro follow on Twitter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

abraham linksys posted:

HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME DALTON CASTLE HAS A SEXY WEIRD ACCENT UNTIL NOW

Much like his muscles, he didn't ask for it, but he got it!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
sorry everyone but we have to pause this PPV so I can go watch every Dalton Castle promo I can find on youtube

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Thats a lot of boys

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol is that Cheeseburger

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

That fat boy

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
extremely problematic entrance imho

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Dalton's music doesn't fit his gimmick at all

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

oatgan posted:

That fat boy

Yeeesss?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

triplexpac posted:

Dalton's music doesn't fit his gimmick at all

i'm pretty sure everyone in roh is legally required to have the most awful generic buttrock imaginable no matter their gimmick

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

Dalton's music doesn't fit his gimmick at all

His gimmick is Freddy Mercury and his music is a knockoff I Want It All by Queen.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Dalton is the best.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triplexpac posted:

Dalton's music doesn't fit his gimmick at all
his music is a queen knockoff

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
is steve corino actually a john c reilly character come to life

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Reminder that if WWE had waited a month this would have been Nakamura instead of goto

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

oatgan posted:

Reminder that if WWE had waited a month this would have been Nakamura instead of goto

some dreams are just too beautiful for this world

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

Dalton's music doesn't fit his gimmick at all

https://youtu.be/hFDcoX7s6rE

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
holy poo poo The Boys may be the most useful face support team in wrestling

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
now this ref knows the proper speed of a 3-count

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

abraham linksys posted:

i'm pretty sure everyone in roh is legally required to have the most awful generic buttrock imaginable no matter their gimmick

reDRagon's fake Danzig theme is good and Adam Cole's theme suits his character very well.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

ayn rand hand job posted:

His gimmick is Freddy Mercury and his music is a knockoff I Want It All by Queen.

Fair enough!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Holy poo poo this is worst announcing of a great match I have ever seen in my life

fire Steve Corino and just let Kelly call the action with no color, christ

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Thauros posted:

reDRagon's fake Danzig theme is good

I've only been following ROH closely for a few months but that's the only theme that sticks out to me yeah. Could just be their production but most of the themes sound the same.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
I always forget how strong dalton is sometimes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

abraham linksys posted:

now this ref knows the proper speed of a 3-count

That's Tiger Hattori, isn't it?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

That's Tiger Hattori, isn't it?

Yes

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

abraham linksys posted:

i'm pretty sure everyone in roh is legally required to have the most awful generic buttrock imaginable no matter their gimmick

You called Queen buttrock. Say sorry.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
wrong man won!!!!!

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Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Castle and Goto tore the loving house down. :swoon:

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