The real story behind Doobies closing

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rio: Mar 20, 2008

Just pour the ground hooves and anuses into my mouth please

# ? Feb 27, 2016 07:08

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# ? May 21, 2024 03:08

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Chinatown posted:

theres a hot dog food truck that pulls up at my office complex on Fridays. i will be doing a trip report next Friday probably. stay tuned.

i hear the chili dogs are good and piled high

heres their slaw dog. hey doobie how does this make u feel

Lmao at this faggy California dog

# ? Feb 27, 2016 07:11

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

it's a shame because it looks like that's a decent dog beneath all the rabbit food and ranch-based dressings

next time get the dog and get the mcdonald's salad on the side imo

# ? Feb 27, 2016 07:16

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Chinatown posted:

theres a hot dog food truck that pulls up at my office complex on Fridays. i will be doing a trip report next Friday probably. stay tuned.

i hear the chili dogs are good and piled high

heres their slaw dog. hey doobie how does this make u feel

Yeah I'd like the salad, but could you throw a hotdog and bun under there somewhere? God Bless.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:00

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

When did Doobies Twitter admit the restaurant failed?

See mods? When you dont allow doobie thread, critical information can slip through unnoticed

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:11

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Grody posted:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/burger-king-hot-dogs-7-eleven-wiener-war/

"Burger King's move to add hot dogs to its menu is touching off a "wiener war."

Wait I thought weiner war was a game you played with your BFF in the shower.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:15

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

You can get 2 dogs for a buck at Sheetz

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:17

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Drunk Nerds posted:

When did Doobies Twitter admit the restaurant failed?

See mods? When you dont allow doobie thread, critical information can slip through unnoticed

He didn't, someone posted a fake screenshot and idiots fell for it, like always.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:35

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

You know I was kind of put off by the fruit salad but the more I think about it the more it makes sense

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:43

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Doobie if you're reading this, why not get a kickstarter going for Doobie's Donut House ... I'm gunning for ya

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:50

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Grody posted:

It would appear that Burger King has gotten into the hot dog game

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/burger-king-hot-dogs-7-eleven-wiener-war/

"Burger King's move to add hot dogs to its menu is touching off a "wiener war."

With grilled Oscar Mayer wieners now being sold at the Home of the Whopper's 12,000 U.S. locations, long-time hot dog purveyors Checkers, Rally's and 7-Eleven are defending their turf."

Poor Doobster he never stood a chance in the weiner war. RIP slaw dawg

Hey Grody I'm glad you aren't dead yet!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:56

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

another small business falls victim to Big Hot Dog smdh

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:00

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Well, hot... dog!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:05

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Doobie if you're reading this, why not get a kickstarter going for Doobie's Donut House ... I'm gunning for ya

It's going to be called Doobie's Haus o'Niggas. It's alright if I spell it with an A right?
-Doobie

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:07

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

# ? Feb 28, 2016 08:15

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Wafflz posted:

the baddest frogger

The King has a look that says he knows he's the #WorldsMostWantedWiener

I'm not talking about Hot Dogs

# ? Feb 28, 2016 08:17

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

Wafflz posted:

the baddest frogger

When you come at the king you best not miss

# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:41

MAYO FETISH: Feb 15, 2016

Wow as if bk couldnt get shittier now theyre gonna hock the shittiest wieners in america with their own brand of d-grade fast food spin

God bless these here states

# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:43

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Wafflz posted:

the baddest frogger

black lady hacker from the north

# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:50

MattD1zzl3: Oct 26, 2007; Can't post for 4 years!

Teds hot dogs in Buffalo will forever be willing the hot dog racket. How else does a place stay open in rust belt NY?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 12:51

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

voting 1 like every other doobie thread that gets made here/dead horse stomped into the ground

# ? Feb 28, 2016 15:40

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

oh no, poor doob!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 15:49

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

yeah well will they have a frog dog?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:09

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Luvcow posted:

voting 1 like every other doobie thread that gets made here/dead horse stomped into the ground

I don't know, I think this one's really good so far.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:16

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Maldoror posted:

I bet if you keep making the pic bigger, it'll look like a real $10 meal

# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:25

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Luvcow posted:

voting Fries.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 16:32

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

Has Doobies really gone under?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:16

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Has Doobies really gone under?

YES X 2.

NO MORE FRIES AND NO MORE OIL.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:21

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

I haven't heard about Doobie in a while but according to his wiki, (yes, I know) him and his wife lost their goddamn minds and started making all kinds of accusations against goons and claiming they sabotaged his business. According to his wiki, his family and friends had no knowledge of SA and thought he was losing his mind.

quote:

Tasha moaned as her eyes rolled in the back of her head. She lay
naked on the bed, her legs spread wide. She was so horny all
day. Her clit was aching, throbbing sorrow, for the sense of
hard cock stuck her tight, wet oval office. Tasha rubbed his nipples,
wishing she had a strong, sexy man on top of her to nibble and suck
on them instead. She then moved his hand to her clit, which was
already dripping with her hot excitement. Her wetness ran all
over the legs, soaking up the sheets. She does not care. She just
I wanted to be hosed so hard she blacked out. She wanted a man to take
His thick, long cock and jam it deep in her Pussy; to hump him,
groan as she had never sighed before. Tasha
could not take it anymore. She grabbed a vibrator and stuck it to her
tight Pussy, groaning with ecstasy as long vibrator sprang to
life. It vibrated deep in her soaking Pussy, sending her bucking
and giving her orgasm that left her panting and gasping for
breath. But still it was not enough. She wanted to cock slide up and
down, feel rubbing against the walls of her wet Pussy. She
did not dare admit it to herself, but she also wanted to wet clit like
her own to hump and gently caress. Tasha decided
she needed to take matters into their own hands. She decided to go to
party in GBS, where many goons do
to be a hunter for some hot rear end. She herself would seek a
blessed relief - mind-blowing gently caress.

also from his wiki :shlick:

flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Feb 28, 2016

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:23

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

hot dogs are the best thing that Five Guys sells.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:24

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Chinatown posted:

theres a hot dog food truck that pulls up at my office complex on Fridays. i will be doing a trip report next Friday probably. stay tuned.

i hear the chili dogs are good and piled high

heres their slaw dog. hey doobie how does this make u feel

Where do you get this Dog and do they have a place in LA

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:26

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

why does california gently caress up anything that isn't mexican cuisine

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:27

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Shaquin posted:

why does california gently caress up anything that isn't mexican cuisine

Because mexicans can cook mexican cuisine (sometimes, el paso) I guess.

My dad went to Doobie's while he was in Reform one day. He got my free hot dogs. He took one bite and fed them to some dogs at a junkyard. One of the dogs vomited it back up and had to be rushed to the vet.

It died.

Doobies dogs killed a dog in 2015.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:32

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Sad to hear about this setback, but I'm sure we will somehow overcome it to have more threads about Doobie into 2017 and beyond.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 17:43

The Twinkie Czar: Dec 31, 2004; I went for super stud.

Alright, Doobie admitting failure on twitter was fake, but this isn't. It looks like a response to talk in the last thread about how Reform already has a funeral home, miles from the restaurant, and is too small for a second funeral home. He does have a point about different groups wanting different funeral services but drat, Doobie. Just imagine a friend or customer that stumbles across that twitter.

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# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:14

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

A scrotum like a deflated football

# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:31

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

(Burger) King of the Froggers

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:20

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Alright, Doobie admitting failure on twitter was fake, but this isn't. It looks like a response to talk in the last thread about how Reform already has a funeral home, miles from the restaurant, and is too small for a second funeral home. He does have a point about different groups wanting different funeral services but drat, Doobie. Just imagine a friend or customer that stumbles across that twitter.

He's 100% telling the truth, but in the most suspicious defensive way possible

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:38

epsilon: Oct 31, 2001

Raku posted:

He's 100% telling the truth, but in the most suspicious defensive way possible

I lived in the south 26 years and yes, this is a real thing.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:55

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KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

has the dog house been razed to make way for the parking lot yet?

# ? Feb 29, 2016 04:20

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