Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall


Look at that table. It's lovely. Man United and Chelsea still poo poo, Leicester still kings, Ian Wright getting upset about North London. It's got it all.




Tasty fixtures here include the Merseyside derby, which we don't get to see because it's postponed. Of note of the games:

Sunderland are without their creator-in-chief, Adam Johnson, because he was caught using his johnson inappropriately. Will this fire them to the title next year? Probably not. Watch this game, West Ham are really cool and good, and Dmitri Payet is still the best player in the league.

Leicester will be putting the hurt on Norwich, who really need some points about now to stop Newcastle overtaking them. This will be a fun game, I promise, I've seen Norwich try to defend quite recently. They're really bad and are almost certainly going down, sorry BSE.

Southampton continue their stride for Europa league qualification against midtable strugglers and FA cup probably winners Chelsea. I don't keep track of Southampton news, but Koeman's a nice bloke and he keeps rinsing Van Gaal, so good on them.

Stoke v Villa has produced some of the worst games in modern football history. Stoke can't score, their front line are a bunch of frauds, and Villa lost to their own reserves. Avoid at all costs.

Watford v Bournemouth will almost certainly be the most entertaining of the 3pm kickoffs. Two teams that play attractive football; one (Bournemouth) attempting to scrape over the finish line, one (Watford) that everyone in this forum forgets are in the league. Ighalo is proper good though, isn't he?

West Brom v Palace is one hell of an uninspiring half five fixture. gently caress you, league.

Join in the fun tomorrow for Man United vs Arsenal, a game that used to mean something. Will Van Gaals side be horned up after beating a bunch of Danish statisticians? Will Arsenal be out for revenge after being shanked by Barcelona and the MSN? Probably no to both.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
West Ham - Adrian, Byram, Collins, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Antonio, Payet, Lanzini, Emenike

Subs - Randolph, Henry, Oxford, Song, Obiang, Moses, Carroll

Sunderland - Mannone, Yedlin, O`Shea, Kone, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Cattermole, M`Vila, Khazri, N`Doye, Defoe

Subs - Pickford, Larsson, Rodwell, Borini, Kaboul, Toivonen, Jones

A set piece side against James Collins, John O'Shea against good players, they're going to get absolutely battered.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
The pitch looks a bit poo poo and our passing is worse

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Great shot, what a save. Mark Noble of all people.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
everyone loves a mental goalie

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I love you micky tony

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

MoPZiG posted:

That Antonio is going places

how did Moses keep him out of the team for six months? he must train horribly

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Big Andy injury countdown starts now

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
wonderful, another blow to rightback.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
We should probably bring on Obiang and tell him to just go and loving kick Kirchoff out of the game.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
We've looked utterly crap, I half blame the pitch but that Kirchoff lad is definitely going to be a very good player.

e; that's the second time Cresswell has fallen over on the overlap pass, it's a bit worrying given that it's his whole thing in the team. He must be exhausted.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
*missed rabona at 1-0 down*

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Aaaand unclench.

Kirchoff motm by a mile.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Oh ye of little faith

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

This but the opposite

we've got them after Swansea are done with them, they're toast

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Syncopated posted:

Maybe its just me, but i cant see Lester picking up nothing from those teams op.

Playing fast on the break is Leicester's whole thing, it's why they struggled today. Albrighton can hit a decent cross but not good enough to reliably get past 3-4 defenders. But against a United or Chelsea side playing a high line, they're set up to create and take chances and hold firm. It's all set up for a fairytale 9 point finish imo.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Well, that beats Macheda

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
you're loving kidding

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Insanely Sikh posted:

Some say he's the new Wellblack, who it turns out it's actually 25 years old wtf

Danny Welbeck is pretty good imo, just cant shoot

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Spangly A posted:

Danny Welbeck is pretty good imo, just cant shoot

hah.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

serious gaylord posted:

Well no because he'll still score goals, hes just never going to be great.

true, handy player to have in a squad though.

  • Locked thread