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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i'm not known for etiquette, i'm neutral good :confused:

That means you should stick to etiquette when you can but not at the expense of the greater good. Including yourself is not for the greater good.

Your alignment is slipping, I hope you don't have any abilities that rely on it.

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
.5 degree negative camber, 3 degrees positive caster, 3/32" toe-in

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That means you should stick to etiquette when you can but not at the expense of the greater good. Including yourself is not for the greater good.

Your alignment is slipping, I hope you don't have any abilities that rely on it.

all my abilities are tied to true neutral so if i slip i get most of them back

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
any other tauruses here?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
This thread would be much cooler if it was about dice shaming

http://nerdist.com/dice-shaming-is-a-thing-we-do-now/1rrrul1/





I'm not saying dice shaming is particularly cool - it isn't, it's whiny and pathetic but it's the latest nerdbitch therapy and deserves a mention

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



SirEvelynTremble posted:

This thread would be much cooler if it was about dice shaming

http://nerdist.com/dice-shaming-is-a-thing-we-do-now/1rrrul1/





I'm not saying dice shaming is particularly cool - it isn't, it's whiny and pathetic but it's the latest nerdbitch therapy and deserves a mention

Wait this isn't ironic?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Business Gorillas posted:

Wait this isn't ironic?

apparently not

here's a couple years' worth

http://shamethedice.tumblr.com/archive

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

im FATAL

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


i got 3o in the right spot

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
i am a NPC. gokus take my energy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm chaotic neutral :twisted:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nooner posted:

I'm chaotic neutral :twisted:

I had you down for chaotic good but then people who knew you said, "what, that loving guy?" so i had to move you

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm at a wake and pretty effing drunk I don't know 99% of the people here but drinking tequila is fun and my gfs cousin has her two tolders here and it is hilarious listening to their stories.

Also earlier one of them grabbed a bunch of leaves and told us they were grownup leaves for grownups to smoke lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nooner posted:

I'm chaotic neutral :twisted:

You're chaotic dipshit evil fuckface.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
If anyone ever rolls chaotic neutral they are an assssssshhhhooollleee

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
OP is just seeing what he should invest in to defend his posts in GBS, a sword of the equalizer or a holy avenger

So which is it going to be huh?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Mr.Tophat posted:

OP is just seeing what he should invest in to defend his posts in GBS, a sword of the equalizer or a holy avenger

So which is it going to be huh?

probably a shield of some kind

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Waroduce posted:

If anyone ever rolls chaotic neutral they are an assssssshhhhooollleee

it would be even better if anyone rolled the OP off a cliff onto some rocks and then rolled him into a shallow grave and that grave was rolled into the ocean and some fish poo poo on it

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

drat horror queefs posted:

it would be even better if anyone rolled the OP off a cliff onto some rocks and then rolled him into a shallow grave and that grave was rolled into the ocean and some fish poo poo on it

Had to check I wasn't in the games sub-forum for a moment there.

If we accept any of these alignment tables, which alignment tells the best jokes? Lawful evil is right out the window if Three Olives is the measure.

Nooner posts like he loves the way axiomatic weapons feel.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Mr.Tophat posted:

Had to check I wasn't in the games sub-forum for a moment there.

If we accept any of these alignment tables, which alignment tells the best jokes? Lawful evil is right out the window if Three Olives is the measure.

Nooner posts like he loves the way axiomatic weapons feel.

true neutral tell the best jokes, it's the only reason for that alignment

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

true neutral tell the best jokes, it's the only reason for that alignment

Which ones? There are two kinds of true neutral: the ones who are philosophically dedicated to neutrality and try to be neutral in all things, and the ones who are just indecisive as hell and randomly do good, evil, lawful, and chaotic things with no particular trend so on balance they are neutral.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
When did you last get someone to use detect alignment on you? Because that person could have just been lying. "Oh, we can still hang out together at this place, lemme just check...uh, well, um. You're showing up as true neutral! Wow, you really don't stand for anything completely do you? See, don't worry, you'll be okay, the drow are fine once you show them you're cool with spiders and the matriarchy, get your +1 coat."

True neutral don't just sit on the fence, they maintain that fence, they paint that fence, and they wear clothes to match that fence depending on which side their legs hang over.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Since there isn't an Applewhite option, it's a tough choice. Probably Windows 98, but Professor Shark is all about that booty.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
i align with dgsw for giggles
and prof shark for his pawg collection.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Applewhite doesn't have an alignment, he has a publishing deal that lets him dictate how comedy mechanics work within the game

It's unbalanced but it gets results

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Mostly cholo

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Mr.Tophat posted:

Applewhite doesn't have an alignment, he has a publishing deal that lets him dictate how comedy mechanics work within the game

It's unbalanced but it gets results

Applewhite is Lawful Evil. Three Olives isn't focused enough on anything to be Lawful or Evil. He's just poo poo.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

Mostly cholo

Me too

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I have no idea op. Please create a terrible multiple choice quiz I can fill out that gives me an arbitrary alignment.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Why did I get Lawful Good? Is it because I avoid swears and ragging on people?

Callipygian Weasel
Apr 2, 2010

by Lowtax
BEES

Callipygian Weasel
Apr 2, 2010

by Lowtax
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Hwooo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMziHuTVoNk

Callipygian Weasel
Apr 2, 2010

by Lowtax
Well, I don't know about you guys, but uh.

I feel better, after that.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
I don't know who any of these people are, go the gently caress outside.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
"High as Balls". Wait, is that an alignment? Heh heh, my HP is 420. Uh, like, if you, like, had a guy that was half dwarf, and uh, like half orc, he'd be a dork. Woah.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

tuyop posted:

I don't know who any of these people are, go the gently caress outside.

You don't know who Three Olives is?

Read the archives some more, gently caress.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I've gotten free adjustments from a chiropractor before but I don't think they did anything.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I guess I don't have much of a choice in my alignment

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Windows 98 posted:

I guess I don't have much of a choice in my alignment

Don't let the man put you in a box. You do you.

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