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after years of monogamy with my Retina MacBook Pro I've grown tired of it. I know all its moves. it's got nothing new in the bedroom. I don't even like talking to it anymore. after many long talks she's decided, for the sake of our relationship, we should gently caress other computers. this is new to me though yospos. I'm not even sure how to approach a new computer. what's the singles scene like these days?
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very carefully
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Feb 29, 2016 18:03
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get a chromebook pixel op
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Feb 29, 2016 18:04
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the pixel is conventionally beautiful but it's a little close to my current lay. I want to get out there and really experience the world of loving computers. maybe try a black one
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Feb 29, 2016 18:07
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maybe try dual booting windows to put a little spontaneity back into the relationship?
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Feb 29, 2016 18:07
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gently caress a alien ware ed: have you considered letting the computer gently caress you ed 2: dont gently caress the computer... then, gently caress the computer Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Feb 29, 2016 |
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Feb 29, 2016 18:17
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do you have any children with the computer, op?
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Feb 29, 2016 18:28
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You should stick with $2000 cell phones because you clearly aren't man enough for a real rig.
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Feb 29, 2016 18:33
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try cumming in the computer when you gently caress it, or if you already do, try not cumming in the computer
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Feb 29, 2016 18:38
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hm op maybe you should try a classic computer like an amiga or a mac II they have great personalities
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Feb 29, 2016 18:40
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Silver Alicorn posted:hm op maybe you should try a classic computer like an amiga or a mac II idk i'm a pretty tall person. i might break a chip or something adn htat's awkward to explain to the geek squad
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Feb 29, 2016 18:43
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even a well put together computer like your retina macbook pro wants to feel like its dirty sometimes
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Feb 29, 2016 19:01
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call it a presario who deserves everything its about to get
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Feb 29, 2016 19:02
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I wanna see someone actually take an amiga to geek squad
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Feb 29, 2016 19:07
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we've tried roleplaying. he ran ubuntu in a vm. it added some fun but we both knew it was still him
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Feb 29, 2016 19:09
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sounds like it's time for you to immigrate... to the republic of gamers
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Feb 29, 2016 19:11
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is the computer a it or a him help im confused now
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Feb 29, 2016 19:11
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it isn't for me to say. i use whatever terms they prefer today
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Feb 29, 2016 19:13
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Dell XPS 13 or Dell XPS 15
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Feb 29, 2016 19:36
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Clockwerk posted:call it a presario who deserves everything its about to get
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Feb 29, 2016 20:25
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OP, have you tried experimenting with her Terminal?
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Feb 29, 2016 21:07
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we've used all manner of dongles, peripherals, themes, cases, and mods.
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Feb 29, 2016 21:13
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sounds like you just don't know how to treat a computer. haveyou tried become a Nice User?
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Feb 29, 2016 21:24
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have you tried role reversal? maybe you can be the computer for a while
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Feb 29, 2016 21:41
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The Management posted:have you tried role reversal? maybe you can be the computer for a while sorry i'm not autistic
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Feb 29, 2016 21:55
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as a registered computer toucher I'd recommend you start out with anything that has a soft-touch plastic finish. maybe a creaky screen if you're into that kind of thing. some men prefer plastic bottoms with fake chrome trims, some go crazy about blue leds. don't be afraid to just reach out and touch different computers, I'm sure you'll find one you like.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:09
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computer toucher posted:as a registered computer toucher is that like being a registered sex offender
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Feb 29, 2016 22:12
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its time for a more tactile relationship one where you and your computer really become one. its time to try an ipad pro and/or fisting
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Feb 29, 2016 22:12
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i dont like this thread
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Feb 29, 2016 22:14
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graph posted:i dont like this thread  thread ban op
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Feb 29, 2016 22:16
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have you tried leather accessories?
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Feb 29, 2016 22:16
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i'm just gonna say it: i like how
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Feb 29, 2016 22:16
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graph posted:i dont like this thread
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Feb 29, 2016 22:17
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i think y'all need to read more. this is a decision my computer and i have come to after lengthy adult conversations. we're going to try others. i need tips with that. not how to spice things up with my current computer. maybe ask/tell would have been the better place ofr this thread
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Feb 29, 2016 22:22
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did you try shoving it up your peehole op
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Feb 29, 2016 22:34
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Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:39
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. lol
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Feb 29, 2016 22:40
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. thread finally justifies itself
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Feb 29, 2016 22:41
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. Lennart Poettering is gonna kill you
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Feb 29, 2016 22:43
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os x is good one on one but i'm worried how she'll do out their on her own. she's never really had a networking port
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