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Aug 14, 2005

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after years of monogamy with my Retina MacBook Pro I've grown tired of it. I know all its moves. it's got nothing new in the bedroom. I don't even like talking to it anymore. after many long talks she's decided, for the sake of our relationship, we should gently caress other computers. this is new to me though yospos. I'm not even sure how to approach a new computer. what's the singles scene like these days?

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the pixel is conventionally beautiful but it's a little close to my current lay. I want to get out there and really experience the world of loving computers. maybe try a black one

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Silver Alicorn posted:

hm op maybe you should try a classic computer like an amiga or a mac II

they have great personalities

idk i'm a pretty tall person. i might break a chip or something adn htat's awkward to explain to the geek squad

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we've tried roleplaying. he ran ubuntu in a vm. it added some fun but we both knew it was still him

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it isn't for me to say. i use whatever terms they prefer today

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we've used all manner of dongles, peripherals, themes, cases, and mods.

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The Management posted:

have you tried role reversal? maybe you can be the computer for a while

sorry i'm not autistic

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graph posted:

i dont like this thread
this is for open an honest discussion about our sex lives with our computers. you and stymie can talk about your midget fetish re: the iphone 4 and 5. it's a safe place

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i think y'all need to read more. this is a decision my computer and i have come to after lengthy adult conversations. we're going to try others. i need tips with that. not how to spice things up with my current computer. maybe ask/tell would have been the better place ofr this thread

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Smythe posted:

Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding.

thread finally justifies itself

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os x is good one on one but i'm worried how she'll do out their on her own. she's never really had a networking port

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i met this windows pc on tinder. it's a bit fat and it's face changes dramatically with each picture but it's bulky misshapen body calls to me.

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plus it says it's compatible with everything. so maybe it and the rmbp can get along?

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