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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the thing that made me laugh the most was that it's from uday hussein, one of saddam's clownshit sons most famous for getting ganked two months into the war

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Kudos to him for not going the easy route and putting that dong on the statue of liberty.

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

OMG, Uday Hussain died in 2003 WHICH MEANS THIS IS HIS IMMORTAL GHOST IN THE INTERNET sending you pictures of cocks!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Lowtax what's your private email also what is your phone number. I promise I'm only using this information to help your business rank better on Google.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i wonder if they used that goon resume service that i see advertised all the time

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
that was really clever of him to photoshop people and buildings into pictures of dildos

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
wait, dildos? those aren't real dicks?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
dicks :D

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
It is a pretty good email, thanks

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
i had one from ban ki moon once. it was pretty much the highlight of my life

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Well at least we know he's a friend of the LBGT community.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
could you please post the attachments so i can edit the text to be about what hillary will do to our country tonight when bernie wins 4 states at best and im drinking heavily

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Lufiron posted:

nws this poo poo dude

fuckin cmon son

ban lowtax

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Keep Autism Wired posted:

Lol you think boner sweat can melt steel beams? Get a clue!

wtf of course it can. Are you delusional? Haven't you seen the videos?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
You have a jewcunt? Lowtax, you've been holding out on us.

Hobo Pyro
Oct 17, 2010
how do i receive one of these "emails"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Lowtax posted:

Very excellent email, he gets to the point and makes it well. Anybody applying for a job may want to study this email, which was sent both to my personal account and our advertising account. 10 times. Within a minute.



is structural steel rated for throbbing hard penis penetration???

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Ask the sender about their thoughts on Donald Trump.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
that font is annoying me

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
lowercase lowercase BITCH

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Hey Lowtax, how cum your mom lets you have two cunts?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I don't think it's a very good email. I mean sure the text is reasonably crazy and it has dicks in places where you don't usually see dicks, so i guess that's kind of funny? I don't know, it just seems pretty low effort to me.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax how come you never posted any pictures of your sick rear end bong?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
hmmm I hope his skill set includes knowing how to post images without leaching

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
Mr. Lowtax, I cannot view this attachment on my mobile device. Can you please read it to me?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
RETURN FIRE!

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Really digging the cock 9/11. He has clearly not forgotten

White hot cock lava can't melt twin buttholes.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
9/11 pic should have been a twin tower crashing into a giant dildo

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
There's nothing like walking down the street knocking buildings over with your cock. Try it at the next model train convention.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Lowtax how come you never posted any pictures of your sick rear end bong?
I no smoke

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I no smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7Hyk14s0g

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
looks like admin material to me

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Hire this person immediately

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lowtax why do you have to be greedy and get two cunts when all of us just want one?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

dicks did 9/11

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
#whoa

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dont reply it could be spam

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I no smoke

If you weren't continuously high since 1998 how did you tolerate a procession of squeaky voiced men living in your basements?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Oldsmobile posted:

OMG, Uday Hussain died in 2003 WHICH MEANS THIS IS HIS IMMORTAL GHOST IN THE INTERNET sending you pictures of cocks!

That explains the rocketmail.com account

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canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
im the 9/11 terror dick

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