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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Tiny Bug Child posted:

programming is way more fun when it feels like you're working against the customer instead of for them. i'm not sure how anyone puts up with regular jobs

I see you got the copy for the new Oracle ad early

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Blackula69 posted:

can i have a job

not trolling i swear. i promise i won't mention the internet irl
sent you a pm

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
my company's mission is to organize the world's information and our motto is don't be evil so we're v ethical op, clearly. :mrgw:

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Tiny Bug Child posted:

we operate sites that get people to pay 40 bucks a month for lovely porn videos and sites that use javascript chatbots to get desperate dudes to sign up for dating sites where there are literally 0 real women

programming is way more fun when it feels like you're working against the customer instead of for them. i'm not sure how anyone puts up with regular jobs

i write software that facilitates online enrollment to trade schools

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

qirex posted:

we have a whole content team that does UI writing, training guides and customer communication and I assume there's finance companies in canada that need the same thing so idk talk to RBC?

this post is surprisingly perceptive

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

GameCube posted:

do you replace lower-class workers with robots?
what if i replace bankers with robots

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
no computer job can be ethical, moral or justifiable

all people deserve a basic income, but in a just world that would be it for anyone who willingly chooses a computer job

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
if trump becomes president i'll probably help design the wall keeping mexico out

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I get paid a lot of money for posting. lol@ethics

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
I work for a website that helps kids find information and connect with colleges, and they sell the data to public/private non for profit schools (hilariously enough for profit schools are giant cheapskates and cheats who already do their own out reach anyway). They can also find information about and apply for scholarships from the site.

sure im sending more kids to permanent debt slavery but who knows at least a couple may get a half/full ride thanks to us.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
I am a ux architect and my projects range from "lovely social couponing app" to "app that helps freelance consultants manage contracts" so nothing unethical, mostly mundane.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

I am a ux architect and my projects range from "lovely social couponing app" to "app that helps freelance consultants manage contracts" so nothing unethical, mostly mundane.

how many times did you hafta take the NCARB architect registration exam

TheresNoThyme
Nov 23, 2012
My work actually required software architects to be TOGAF certified. Then they needed someone on short notice and suddenly that whole 3 month certification process was no longer a requirement.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


well i write software for military drones to enable them to only target non-violent black homosexuals, so u tell me

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how many times did you hafta take the NCARB architect registration exam

Idk, I just know that it was a fat raise when they gave me the updated business cards

title creep is a very real issue and my software engineers that have trouble making tableviews are evidence of this

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

lmao not at all, OP.

In fact, we basically produce the inventory \management software for snakeoil salesmen.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
mine is very ethical

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i do the second one op. the toys are fun

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

our software is used to sell agricultural equipment, so basically you all get to eat because of me

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I use a computer at work.

checks out, farmers use excel quite a bit

i had a few CJ jobs many moons ago for call centers, one was only moderately unethical (politics) while the other was explicitly so ("payment processing"), thankfully each short term contractual poo poo. a lot of years ago a buds first job in the city involved repackaging open source software as proprietary software and selling it by mass mailing people.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
My company sells dietary supplements so it's about as crooked as can be without outright stealing from people (it comes very close)

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

im disrupting ethics by using deep learning to provide ethics as a service (EaaS), check me out yc sp 16

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Ludwig van Halen posted:

our software is used to sell agricultural equipment, so basically you all get to eat because of me

hmmm.... i just realized that most of this equipment is used to cultivate GMOs

this is a dilemma...

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






i handle abuse so i read a lot of youre poasts, op

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Tatsujin posted:

I work for a website that helps kids find information and connect with colleges, and they sell the data to public/private non for profit schools (hilariously enough for profit schools are giant cheapskates and cheats who already do their own out reach anyway). They can also find information about and apply for scholarships from the site.

sure im sending more kids to permanent debt slavery but who knows at least a couple may get a half/full ride thanks to us.

hey are you in Chicago

that company was my first job back when it was 6 employees and still located in the suburbs

that entire business model depends on the funnel of tax-dollar-supported loans back via private colleges

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Ludwig van Halen posted:

our software is used to sell agricultural equipment, so basically you all get to eat because of me

anything done by agricultural equipment could be done by hand, so your job is taking people's jobs away. unethical.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
computers have no ethics

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

qirex posted:

I grease the wheels of capitalism

I help our partners generate additional value via their ad-purchases.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GameCube posted:

anything done by agricultural equipment could be done by hand, so your job is taking people's jobs away. unethical.

Unemployment is Cool and Good and I can't wait until Job's are optional.

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
financial trading software that lets the people who pay us screw the people that pay them

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

i work at an msp so we are all over the ethical map. our largest customer is a parks conservancy so we are pretty good there. protecting nature for future generations, nonprofit status, cool people. #2 is a financial firm that is just bilking the super rich but all finance is pretty bad. my favorite one is some employment lawyers that just sue companies for not paying overtime or not giving mandatory breaks.

would you be able to rationalize away your ethics for a finance/politics job?

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


lampey posted:



would you be able to rationalize away your ethics for a finance/politics job?

a little bit, unless it was like ukip or trump or someone

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


although thinking about it I don't think I'd work for a payday loan company. defence or institutional finance probably.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
how ethical is insurance?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


A Pinball Wizard posted:

how ethical is insurance?

Very ethical.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






A Pinball Wizard posted:

how ethical is insurance?

depends on what they invest in

cultureulterior
Jan 27, 2004
Yeah, this is an actual thread for me. I work for a company that does high interest direct-to-consumer loans...

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






cultureulterior posted:

Yeah, this is an actual thread for me. I work for a company that does high interest direct-to-consumer loans...

You're first against the wall m8

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
My computer does unethical things on its own. Like my waifu found a bunch of porn links in the browser history, but it wasnt me I swear.

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i do not have a computer job

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